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Wait! What was that sound he just heard? Could his ears be playing tricks on him? He did not need to wait a long time to get an answer. In no time, the entire room permeated of fart smell and he held his nose.

Looking back at her, he saw that she had turned over her butt facing the ceiling. She was wearing high waist bum shorts and a crop top when she appeared in this dynasty, so her white smooth legs were revealed to the man whose mouth immediately went dry.

What was this situation?

Earlier, he was preoccupied with thoughts of how to free himself from this unworthy lady that he did not spare a minute to size her. Now he had fallen into this condition, how then would he be able to accomplish his mission? No! He must cover those tempting legs now before he does something he'll regret in life.

Right at the moment he wanted to use another blanket he had taken from his storage ring to cover her, he heard another farting noise and he need not find the culprit. It was the young lady.

You need not guess his reaction because this handsome guy's face was changing back and forth from green, gray and black. His lovely eyes were now red and smoke was coming out of his ears and nose. All he wanted was to cut her into a thousand pieces!

Doesn't she know who he is? How dare she fart in his presence? If he doesn't teach her a lesson what would become of him?

Without wasting time, he immediately took out a whip from his storage ring. This whip was made from the bones of a high-level dragon and had only been used on one person and that is, the one who tried to catch him in his fox form.

Just one lash from this whip took out the man's skin and another ground his bones to powder. He isn't supposed to do this to his future mistress. But pride and anger had blinded him into wanting to kill her. He hadn't merged his blood with hers and hadn't officially made her his master yet.

Looking at the culprit who was sleeping peacefully, he clenched his other fist and raised the bone whip and whipped her butt, but to his surprise, she only scratched her butt and said in her sleep.

"Ah! It tickles." while giggling.

This infuriated him further. His mighty whip was only tickling her butt? What does that make him? A pervert? How dare she refer to him like that? With that, he whipped her butt twice, but she continued to sleep.

"Woman! Die!" he shouted as he transferred 40% of his magical power into the whip. He is determined to finish her no matter what. But then, he heard another farting sound followed by several more. For a while, the whip remained hanging in his hand while his eyes popped out.

"Woman! What do you take me for? Are you a skunk? I hate skunks" he thought. As if replying to him, she threw away the deceased Han Fei Fei's blanket he had initially covered her legs with and farted again.

Now our cute guy had become very irked resulting in him increasing the amount of power in his whip to 70% and whip her butt. She immediately opened her eyes and screamed like a madwoman.

"I'll kill you today! How dare you break Lovina's hand? Die!" with that, the half-awake Theresa jumped down from the bed and began pulling at the man's trousers.

"I'll use your pants as Lovina's rag," she shouted. Then the next thing was to bite his right hand. He had white skin that many maidens dreamed of, but here Theresa was biting his hand until blood came out.

All this time, it stunned the man with mouth opened wide like a dead fish. What had he done? Did he just worsen the situation?

Looking down once more at his future mistress, he sighed and shook her off, but she still came back and bit his other hand. Then a sudden realization struck him.

"Did she just form a contract with me?" realizing this, his face turned green and then black.

" This savage lady dared contract him without his permission? How many have tried to form a contract with him but are now laying six feet beneath mother earth and this woman...

He snapped out of his thoughts when he saw her crying while still biting his hand. He was having a strange feeling. One he had never had before- pity.

What was wrong with him? He had never felt pity for anyone, but why her?

He imagined their future days together as master and a contracted pet. All he could see was a cry-baby who cried at the smallest of things. For example, the day was getting dark.

Now he regretted killing all those who worked hard, sweated and almost lost their lives just to come to his lair, his peaceful home to offer a contract. One of them was even a prince who promised him riches and excellent food, but he didn't even blink before sending him to mother earth. If only he had known, then maybe he'll not be in this situation.

This savage lady had nothing except beautiful skin and whining. He really felt like smacking his face. Now he was stuck to a terrible contract to this lady. Though he was unhappy, he decided not to do anything rash or he'll be the one to regret it.

For example, continual and outraging disobedience to his mistress meant a serious headache and 3 days blindness. Hurting his master meant not being able to cultivate for 50 years. 50 years was nothing to him, but the little bits of energy missed were irrecoverable. Killing his master meant being sealed in a cage in the cauldron of fire and ice for 8 thousand years. These were the reasons he never wanted a contract.

But this woman here before him did not even do anything, did not even give him any treasures or good promises. All he got was a mysterious force dragging him down here. Then he even had to give her some of his inner energy. That was already considered a big favor, but what did she give him in return? Nothing but a series of farts, curses, and bites. It took him unawares, and this led to a life contract with this savage lady.

The mistress in question was still biting while tears flowed from her eyes. When he wanted to gently push her away, she hugged his left leg.

"Idol, please don't go. I'm scared. Please don't leave me Kim Tae Hyung!" Theresa whispered, still half-awake.

"Who is this Kim Ta Hong that she's calling? Her lover? So she's even brokenhearted? Heavens, why me? What have I done wrong? Why give me this kind of master?" thought the unhappy guy.

Why is she hugging his sacred leg? He's not her toy!

How much he wished he could go back in time and humbly chose one of those who sacrificed even their beauty and some cultivation just to get to him. That way he would be free from this lady. But the reality is harsh as there's no medicine for regret.

"Idol! Don't leave me. I love you, I love your music, all about you. I'll do anything you want. I can even be your slave."Theresa continued to mutter in her half-awake state. Then the next thing was to rub her face against his left leg and fall asleep. Just like that!

Now the handsome mister tried best not to explode.

"You hugged my sacred leg, now I've become your pillow?" all he wanted to do now was destroy her, but the contract... The evil contract!

Masters of contracted pets are not to be killed or hurt by their pets.

"So that means no matter how annoying she is I must praise her?" he wasn't happy with this at all but after 10 seconds he lifted her up, bridal style and took her towards the bed.

But the moment he placed her on the bed she opened her eyes, now fully awake. It stunned both for a few seconds with different thoughts running in their minds.

"Boy! Did the mistress just wake up? What to do? I can't possibly tell her I found her sick in an Iceland right" his thoughts were in disarray.

Meanwhile, Theresa was very shocked to see a guy's face so close to her.

" He's so handsome, though not as an idol. Wait! this guy wanted to take advantage of you while unconscious. Does he think he'll go scot-free? Theresa defense mode activate,"

Following her thoughts, she raised her formerly feeble right hand that already formed a fist and landed six successive blows to his beautiful face.

"I'm not done yet," she thought

The man quickly avoided her when he saw another blow coming.

Gosh! What was happening to him? He's been caught unawares by this woman twice, and it's never for good.

Touching his cheek left cheek that was now red and swollen he felt like his world had ended.

"My face. My beautiful face" he screamed, his shoulders trembling.

"Hold it, man! Don't let her vex you further. Do nothing rash, boy," he thought as he backed away from her.

Theresa got down from the bed but couldn't stand properly and fell. She no longer felt any pain at her abdomen but still had a slight headache. Now her head was clear, she must analyze the situation very well.

"You dare try to eat my tofu,"

"What tofu? You don't have any tofu. Your such a wicked woman..." he couldn't complete his statement as his hands slapped his face.

Seeing this, it stunned Theresa.

Why is he slapping himself? Wasn't he insulting her just now? What the heck was occurring?

"Hey, mister man! Why are you slapping yourself? Oh, you're regretting insulting a woman or is it because you fear my background?" she asked with a smile.

"Damn you, lady, damn you" the man cursed as his hands finally stopped slapping him in the face.

"You demoness, you dare to command me to slap myself?" the man asked in a deep voice.

It shocked Theresa.

"I did? But I didn't even mutter a word or command. Besides, what power do I have to make him slap himself? Or is he trying to shift the load unto me or reduce his shame or something?" Theresa thought, unable to lay a finger on what the man had just said to her.

"I made you slap yourself? But I didn't even say the word."Theresa said to him. But all he gave as a reply was to launch a fireball towards her.

To say that Theresa was scared was an understatement.

The deceased Han Fei Fei had fireballs, and she hadn't so quickly forgotten the pain it brought her, and now this man had launched another towards her.

"Please don't" she muttered, but it was too late. The fireball was only two inches away from her, and she felt the great heat and wrath in that fireball. She closed her eyes, preparing herself for the worst.

Suddenly a yellow shield appeared around her, and the fireball quenched on contacting it. The man was shocked and widened his eyes in disbelief.

Theresa felt the heat vanish and decided to slowly open her eyes. What came into view was a bewildered man.

"What happened? Why is your mouth wide open? Do you wanna swallow me?" Theresa asked.

"YOU....."

"What did I do, now?" Theresa asked unhappily.

Immediately, the man slapped himself again, shocking Theresa.

"Spit on the floor"Theresa commanded internally and immediately, the man spat on the floor. Theresa was surprised.

This man could do her bidding with no questions? She didn't even say it out loud.

"You Demoness, I will kill you" the man spat in ire.

"Kneel" Theresa commanded.

The man's knees became weak, and he plopped down to the ground on his knees reluctantly.

"Wow!" Theresa exclaimed. This powerful man could really obey her!

She then recalled her biting both his hands and the master-pet novels she had read two years ago.

Does that mean that she has become a Master of this powerful man? Theresa bubbled with joy in contrast to the unhappy kneeling man.

"You...when I get the chance, I'll beat you to death" the man threatened, and this spoiled the jubilant Theresa's mood.

"Why don't I make him slap himself more," she thought, and the guy slapped himself at a faster rate.

"Wow! It really works. So this is an ability I now have? If I didn't wake up, I might have lost my virginity, so you are going to lick the vomit on the ground." she thought happily.

Seeing the cute guy licking her vomit that was already frozen, she smiled evilly.

"Now take a stick to hit your head" she commanded internally.

The guy didn't know what was wrong with him when he took a stick made of iron to hit his own head very hard for 3 minutes. When Theresa commanded him to stop he crashed down to the floor like a sack of grain.

"Heavens why me? Where did she come from? Someone come help me please" he screamed in his heart.

For the first time in his life, he cried actual tears that were forming pearls even before they touched the icy floor. If he knew what was going in his mistress' mind now he would never have let his tears fall.

Theresa was processing information about the currency here and its value. Here in Luo Ye, they used coins of different types.

there were copper coins, silver coins, gold coins, pearls, and diamonds.

100 copper coins make I silver coin

100 silver coins make a gold coin

1000 gold coins make a pearl

5000 pearls make a diamond.

30 diamonds make a Ruby(depending on the grade)

18 Rubies make a low-grade taaffeite while 27 Rubies make a high-grade taaffeite.

76 Taaffeite makes a Tanzanite.

Gold coins were something belonging to the rich while diamonds down to Tanzanites belonged to the emperor and any other very influential people in the kingdom.

And just now Theresa had seen this guy cry out pearls. She had struck gold. Now all she had to do was make him cry. This cheat she had was way better than any of the ones the female leads had. Free money bank.

Looking at the man who looked very miserable, she smiled.

"I will let you go for now" she got up and walked towards him but he seemed to be scared of her as he tried to retreat.

"Don't worry I won't make you cry pearls again merman," she said patting his shoulders.

She said this because a certain fairytale she read said that mermaids tears form pearls of the purest kind but if they cry too much they will become blind and if they still continue to cry a blue pearl will form and they will die. She didn't want that to happen.

"So tell me my pet. What is your name?" she asked as she sat on the chair he once sat.

The guy's heart was bleeding.

"You are a bully," he said unhappily"And bad luck" he added

"Okay, I've heard. Now slap yourself and castrate yourself" she ordered.

Immediately, the man began to kowtow instead. He didn't say a word but began to cry. This was the most embarrassing moment of his life. This woman was too wicked. This is his cock we're talking about. How many dreamed to see it's a shadow but did not.

How many had he killed for seeing it and this lady...no his mistress wanted him a eunuch. Anyone who could save him should come right now.

Theresa was only joking and did not expect him to do this.

"Stop! I was only joking. I have received the memories of the deceased concubine Han Fei and she expects me to live as her but I don't want to. I want to try to live a peaceful life here. Please don't cry anymore. I'm not evil." she explained but the guy did not believe it.

"Your not evil or your not good?" he thought.

"This so-called cold palace seems good enough for me so I will live here. You will bring me food and clothing ."

"Yes mistress"

"According to what I read aren't you supposed to bow to me?" she asked

"I--mistress" his mouth went dry when his eyes landed on her lips. They were so tempting. Why? Why must he suffer like this?

"Forget it. You are an arrogant creature so I'll let you off for now. Just go get me food and clothes."Theresa said as she got up to pack up the pearls on the ground with a smile.

"These pearls are not bad. It will be enough to keep me going for a while," she commented as she examined the pearls.

"By the way, I am Theresa but you can call me Han Fei Fei. What's your name again?" she asked

He doesn't wanna tell her but he had no choice he doesn't wanna be a eunuch. He needs to have a wife and get 60 cubs.

So he unwillingly resigned to his fate.

"I am called Long Ren." he introduced himself and went on one knee, head bowed low.

" Long Ren pays respect to mistress. Affirming with heart and mind to serve and protect Mistress till death do us apart"

Thersa nodded and said: "I accept. Now stand up.I'm not an empress. Wipe your tears and arrange the creases on your clothes.I'm sorry for making you cry. I don't want you to become blind"

Lon Ren obeyed with a gloomy face. At this moment he really wanted to cut her to pieces.

Turnin a saint after killing a dream.

After cleaning himself and the floor up, by Theresa's order, he made the room temperature warm and she made a kissy face at him.

He quickly looked away. This new mistress of his has no manners. Behavin like this, one would think they were married or she's a prostitute. Honestly, looking at her from the viewpoint of the people here, she really was the bravest prostitute. The bum shorts and crop top only covered 'some' places but exposed her legs and shape to the world. Prostitutes here wouldn't do that but here she was proud of it after all her mindset was different from that of the people here.

"Mistress, cover yourself, "Long Ren said as he turned around.

"Why?I'm not naked am I?"Theresa asked in a confused manner.

"Mistress, here ladies cover every part of their bodies. Even prostitutes do so to some extent but this...your dressin...i don't know how to describe it. Cover yourself with the blanket Mistress." said Long Ren.

"Fine!"Theresa said grumpily and obeyed his order.

"Mistress, what are your orders for this lowly one," he said through gritted teeth.

"I need new clothes but not thick ones, jewelry but not make-up kits. And also food.I'm a mortal you know...I need food. So Ren, get to work and also if you could find popcorn bring plenty of it.

"Popcorn?"Ren asked puzzled. What was Mistress saying? He doesn't recall any food or thin called that name. Seeing his puzzled look, Theresa sighed.

"Nevermind! You guys don't have that here anyway. Just go now. I don't wanna see that ugly face" she practically pushed him out of the room and then slammed the old door against him.

Outside, Ren was close to tears as he clutched at his chest.

"My pride!My dignity! All gone!" he screamed.

Shaking his head in self-pity, he transformed into a white fox whose fur would make the heart of a wicked witch melt.

He looked so small and adorable with those big purple eyes. Looking back once more, he slowly vanished.

Of course, if our female lead saw him in his fox form, she would fall in love with his appearance and treat him like Lovina so long as he was obedient like Lovina.