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C11 Nonsense

Zhong Zhenzhen immediately raised her hand. Although she was mischievous and playful, she had never relaxed when it came to learning. Furthermore, her results had always been at the top of the list.

"Alright, Zhong Zhenzhen, you go first." Ma Dana said.

Zhong Zhenzhen stood up, "These words should be the comment that Eastern Han Historian Ban Gu gave to a certain person. From Feng Lang's words, it can be seen that the person Feng Xue Xu was evaluating is a Western Han fierce general — — Huo Quou.

"These words, which were highly acclaimed for Huo Kou's achievements, were translated as follows: The expulsion of the Huns caused the great army to set up horses in the North Sea, and the climbing of the wolf, Juxu Mountain, to build altars to offer sacrifices to the heavens. The Han Dynasty's laws went westward to the Great River, and a county was set up on Mount Qilian to incorporate Mount Qilian into the Han Dynasty's soil."

Ma Dana nodded his head, "Well said, the important historical figure that we are going to talk about today is the number one general of the Western Han Dynasty, Huo Quou! Speaking of Huo Quou, what could everyone think of? Younger, braver, more handsome, like a god using his weapons! I'm sure it's all this, so what we're going to talk about today is not this, but that he was the cause of death.

Zhong Zhenzhen, can you tell me more? "

"Uh, this one." Zhong Zhenzhen pondered for a moment, and then said, "Young Master Chu has recorded in the《 Chronicle of History》, that he passed away from illness."

The other students who were earnestly listening to the lecture also nodded in agreement.

Ma Dana shook his head and waved his hand for Zhong Zhenzhen to sit down first, saying, "Ah, the reason for the death of Si Ma Qian was not clearly recorded in his' Records of History '. He did not mention the true cause of the death of Huo Quou!

That he died of illness was something that later generations discovered in research. This point of view was based on the fact that in 119 B.C., which was the fourth year of Yuan Shou in the Western Han Dynasty, the Battle of Mo Bei! It was a classic battle. Wei Qing and Huo Quou had killed more than a hundred thousand Huns in the battle of Desert North.

The Huns fled, throwing the sick cattle and sheep into the water, cursing the Chinese army. Thus, the water source was infected, causing the plague, while Huo Quou drank the polluted water source here and then fell ill. One year later, he killed Li Jun. Who else could Li Jun be? Li Guang's son was a big family in the imperial court. In order to protect his son, Emperor Liu Chen had gone to Shuo Fang City to seek shelter. Who knew that he would die along the way?

But this point of view, in my opinion, is nonsense! Huo Quou died in 117 B.C. Everyone knew that the plague was a highly contagious disease. Once contracted, it would quickly die. The medical standards of more than 2000 years ago were too limited. It was impossible to survive for more than two years with this disease.

If he was infected with the plague, even if he didn't die, he would at least be sickly. Huo Quou, on the other hand, shot Li Dazhi a year later! If Huo Quou's body was weak, would he be able to kill Li Dazhi?

He died in the political struggle of the palace... "

Everyone was listening very seriously, while the students who were unwilling to go to class were drowsy. Outside the classroom, the bandaged Educational Administration director, Cao Liren, was sneakily making his rounds.

At this critical moment, an untimely voice came from the corner of the classroom, "Nonsense!"

These words were like a thunderclap, exploding in the classroom.

"Aiyo, what the f * * k!" Brother Song, who had just fallen asleep, was shocked. Fei Loong, Hei Dan and the other students also woke up.

All of the fifty odd pairs of eyes, including Ma Dana, were fixated at the corner. Outside the window, Cao Liren was also startled, he turned and looked at Jiang Wuchen through the window.

Jiang Wuchen looked indifferent, his eyes cold and proud as he welcomed Ma Dana.

Ma Dana frowned, and said unhappily: "Student Jiang, what did you say just now? I didn't hear you. " In reality, he had already heard it clearly. He just wanted to give Jiang Wuchen a chance to retract the disrespect he had shown Jiang Wuchen just now.

Jiang Wuchen said: "I say, you are just spouting nonsense."

"How dare you!" Ma Dana was so angry that he slapped the table. This Jiang Wuchen was not giving him any face at all, he had been teaching Violet Middle School for dozens of years, and in the entire Haichuan, even amongst universities, there were only a few who knew more about history than him.

This Jiang Wuchen did not come to school, but his mother came to slap his face.

At this time, Ma Dana saw Cao Liren outside the window, and slightly restrained himself, saying, "Student Jiang, why do you say that? "AHH!" "The teacher was wrong.

Jiang Wuchen replied: "Huo Quou didn't die in a political battle."

"What?" Ma Dana looked at Jiang Wuchen in shock, pointing his finger at him, he said sinisterly: "You, you, you know what you are saying? You say he didn't die in a political fight? Could it be that you were the one who killed him? "

"Hahaha."

The whole class started laughing out loud, interesting things happened, everyone became spirited immediately, Zhong Zhenzhen covered his face, "Oh my god, this idiot, don't say that I know him."

Jiang Wuchen said indifferently: "What you said was merely the summary of the current situation. The true cause of death of Huo Quou was due to anger, his bloodline rushing to the peak, and his body exploding to death."

"Hahaha."

The crowd laughed again.

Jiang Wuchen was startled, he looked at the laughing students, he was incredulous, could it be that what he said was funny? He didn't think so himself.

When Huo Que died, he was only twenty-three years old. The two of them were of a similar age, and in the Infernal Realm, he had once drank and talked merrily to his heart's content. He was a Grandmaster of Martial Cultivation, and had great strength, capable of lifting a thousand kilogram cauldron from a young age.

His real cause of death was during his trip to Shuo Fang City, where he went through the Martial Cultivation, but he made a mistake in his cultivation, causing his blood to rush to his head. At this time, someone from the court came to assassinate him, spitting blood in anger and he died.

Ma Dana laughed coldly: "Blood rush to the peak, died from anger? "You mean, Huo Quou died of brain congestion or a blood vessel explosion?"

Jiang Wuchen said indifferently: "The truth should be like this. If you don't believe it, then forget it."

"Hahaha." The crowd burst into laughter again.

"I think the person talking nonsense is you …"

Just then, Jiang Wuchen looked at Ma Dana and frowned, "Teacher Ma's forehead is dark, his face is yellow, his body is in danger."

"Hahaha." Many students were smiling from ear to ear.

"Impudent, it's one thing for you to mess with the classroom, but you're still cursing me?"

Jiang Wuchen shook his head, "On the account that you are a teacher, if you suddenly die, I can save your life."

"He's too presumptuous! Get out, get out!" Ma Dana pointed outside and said loudly.

Fei Loong and the others were laughing crazily, while some of them were using their cell phones to record videos.

Jiang Wuchen remained indifferent as he sat down in silence. Three years ago, he would have already jumped on top of this stubborn old man and spat on him.

After being played by Jiang Wuchen, time quickly passed. Outside the window, Cao Liren laughed sinisterly, and quietly left.

After the class ended, Ma Dana left in a huff. Fei Loong and the others went to the bathroom laughing. Zhong Zhenzhen ran over and said, "Uncle, can you not make a fool of yourself in the future? Really. Let me tell you a piece of news, Ruffian Song, Fei Loong, Hei Dan and the others want to kill you! When Fei Loong calls you to go to the toilet, you just need to give in and you'll be fine, so that you don't have to suffer physical pain. "

Just then, a student ran over and shouted, "Not good, something has happened to Ma Dana."

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