C122 The Plane Malfunctioned

A flight attendant came over and said helplessly, "I'm sorry, this is a commercial plane, not a fighter plane, not a parachute"

The aunty had a look of disbelief, "Nonsense, how is that possible!? Don't think I don't know, every member of your flight crew has one. When the plane really doesn't work, all of you will jump down on your own. Whatever. Hurry up and give it to me