Almighty Pretending System/C19 A Slap in the Face
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C19 A Slap in the Face

Zhou Xiaofei didn't know that he was being watched by the bad guys again. At this moment, he was eating at the canteen with his boss, Zhong Zhihong.

As he was busy eating, he suddenly heard the surrounding students pointing at him and talking, "That is Zhou Xiaofei."

"Awesome!" The principal personally issued a public apology. "Looks like this kid's background is not small!"

"Not only is my background not small, I'm also very good at fighting." Didn't you hear that he beat down ten hooligans by himself last night?

"Those hoodlums on Student Street bully us all day long. Only this kid is brave enough to fight well!"

Hearing the discussions of the fellow students, Zhou Xiaofei also felt helpless.

He had only been trying to protect his friends and win over others. He didn't expect him to become so famous.

Zhong Zhihong looked at Zhou Xiaofei in shock, "Ol 'Three, I have never heard of you being so good at fighting! Look at you, you didn't even pass the captain's test, did you think you were pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? "

Zhou Xiaofei laughed: "You can understand that, I am just too lazy to run, it's not like I don't know how to run."

"That's not the weirdest part. The weirdest part is that you were cut so many times yesterday, but today it's as if you're not hurt at all." Zhong Zhihong pointed at Zhou Xiaofei's arm, "Look at it yourself, even the scars aren't too obvious. Your recovery speed is really too quick."

Zhou Xiaofei really had no way to explain, so he could only make up a few lies and say, "I'm not too clear on this either. Maybe those guys didn't cut it too deeply yesterday …"

"Who said it wasn't cut very deeply?" The System in Zhou Xiaofei's mind was unconvinced, and said, "If I did not treat you, do you think you would have recovered so quickly?"

Hearing the system admit it, Zhou Xiaofei asked with interest, "Is it that in the future, as long as I don't die, I will be able to recover from any injuries?"

"Are you an idiot? Why are you asking these kinds of questions?" The System said in disdain, "Have you forgotten how you survived? As long as you have enough points, even if you die, I can give you a chance! Of course, it's still the same old saying. You have to act tough. "

"My points haven't been deducted!" Zhou Xiaofei checked his points, "Is it that only resurrection requires points, and healing doesn't need to be done?"

The System laughed, "This is your first time getting injured. The system will automatically repair itself, so it is considered a novice gift. Starting from the next time, he would treat 100 light injuries and 1000 serious injuries. "If you don't have enough points, I'm sorry, but you can only go and die. After that, I'll open a small account and start all over again."

Zhou Xiaofei said snappily: "I am just an ordinary person, how could I be so heavily injured?"

"If it was before, of course it wouldn't have been so easy to injure, but you forgot, what is our ultimate goal? Acting cool! " The system explained, "What's the easiest way to act cool?" The easiest to be struck by lightning! Even thunder has to be struck, do you think that it will not be easy for you to be seriously injured? "

Zhou Xiaofei could not help but roll his eyes. He was speechless and at a loss for words.

However, thinking about it, it made sense. In the past, he had also seen people who acted tough. If anyone were to act tough in front of him, he would surely be scolded to death.

If he were to act arrogantly in front of others now, the other party would definitely be displeased. Even scolding him wouldn't be enough, and if he were to meet a narrow-minded person, it was highly likely that he would be killed.

He really didn't want to act cool, but wasn't he good at it? Of course not!

He had no choice. If he wanted to survive, he had to do his best to act tough. The result of doing his best was to constantly offend people. If he continued to offend people, he could get injured at any time!

"Forget it. Accept your fate." Zhou Xiaofei helplessly accepted the truth. If not for the System, he would have died a long time ago.

Since the system had given him the chance to reincarnate, he naturally had to repay the system.

Zhou Xiaofei did not like to stir up trouble, so he secretly made up his mind that as long as he paid off the System's ten thousand act tough skill points, he would behave himself and be a good kid that did not act tough.

The System read Zhou Xiaofei's thought immediately and felt disdain: "You want to turn back after stepping on the road of no return? "It's hard!"

"You must be Zhou Xiaofei?" An extremely exaggeratedly dressed girl suddenly walked to Zhou Xiaofei's side with a cold smile on her face. "I had thought that toad that only wants to eat swan meat would be so handsome, but it turns out that toad was a toad!"

Seeing that someone was provoking Zhou Xiaofei, the eyes of a large group of students lit up, waiting to see a good show.

Zhou Xiaofei immediately frowned, and said solemnly: "Aunt, I don't think I know you? "I'm really sorry. Even though I'm just a toad, I still don't like white swans like you whose faces are covered with hormone cosmetics."

"Auntie?"

"Hormone cosmetics?"

"Haha …"

The ridiculing of the Zhou Xiaofeiyi caused the students around to laugh out loud, causing the girl's already pale face to turn even whiter: "Zhou Xiaofei! I solemnly warn you, don't get any ideas about my cousin Hee Na, you poor bastard is not worthy of her! My aunt allowed her to study in the America just to prepare my cousin. You really think you still have a chance … "

"Scram!" Zhou Xiaofei growled, his eyes rimmed red. "On Nana's account, I will not bother with you for the time being. If you don't scram, don't blame me for being rude! "

Hee Na felt pain in her heart, but this girl actually ran over to take her scars. Zhou Xiaofei felt that it was already very courteous of him not to hit her.

Miao Leelee never thought that Zhou Xiaofei would actually dare to shout at him like that, causing the young miss to immediately become angry: "You dare to be impolite to me? Hit me if you dare! Hit me! "If I don't beat you up, you're a son of a bitch …"

Pow!

A crisp slap sounded out, shocking the entire audience!

Miao Leelee covered her face and looked at Zhou Xiaofei in disbelief: "You dare hit me? "Try slapping me again if you dare …"

Pow!

Zhou Xiaofei slapped Miao Leelee on the other side of his face again, causing Miao Leelee's face to swell like a monkey's ass.

"There are even people seeking a beating. Humans are so cheap that they're at the same level as you. That's really a new height for a lowly person." Zhou Xiaofei snorted, "Don't think that I won't beat up women, you are simply insulting them. It's fine if I'm scolding you, but if you really want me to beat you up, then you'll know that I'm an expert in both martial arts and martial arts. "

"Haha …" Everyone laughed until their stomachs were about to ache. Beating and cursing at the same time, this Zhou Xiaofei was really too f * cking funny!

No, that's not right. This guy was simply a fighter jet in the midst of teasing!

Although Miao Leelee's face was swollen, no one pitied her.

She ran over to show her superiority and shut her mouth like a toad. This kind of self-righteous woman deserved to be beaten.

The flustered Miao Leelee picked up her phone, called the police, and then shouted angrily: "Zhou Xiaofei, if you have the guts, don't go!"

Zhou Xiaofei casually shrugged his shoulders. "I haven't even finished eating, why are you leaving? Damn it, the food has turned cold! "

"Haha …" The students roared with laughter again, angering Miao Leelee to the point of gnashing her teeth: Stop pretending, when the police arrive, let's see how you will deal with this!

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