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I decided to get up and check it out. I yawned and mumbled, "I drink too much water. I have to pee all the time ?"

Then I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. I saw my white short-sleeved shirt on the washing machine.

I picked it up and looked at it in the light. Sure enough, there were two bright red lip prints on the collar of my shirt.

Damn, if that's the case