C5 Yin marriage

"You … Don't come over here, it's not that I want to burn you, it's because the old gramps told me to! " Startled, I reached for a firewood axe and swung it at the paper man without thinking.

"I'll hack you to death …" I'll chop you to death! " As if I had gone mad, I continuously chopped at the paper man several times, until it shattered into pieces. Then, I stopped, panting and falling to the ground.

"Stinking brat, what are you doing not sleeping at night?" The old man came out of the house and grabbed the axe from my hand.

"Old Man …" That female ghost did not leave! " I slowly got up from the ground and said while still in a panicked state.

"Kid, you haven't woken up yet."

The old man took a bucket of water and poured it over my head, and my head immediately cleared up. Looking at the pieces of paper on the ground, I realized that I was bewitched by a ghost.

"Hurry up and go back to sleep." I ran back into the house, put my robe over my head, and went to sleep.

He slept until late in the morning. The dazzling sunlight shone through the window. Slowly I opened my eyes, sat up, put on my clothes, and walked out of the house.

"Old man, have you made breakfast? I'm hungry."

"Put the breakfast in the kitchen and go eat it yourself. After you finish eating, come back to work." It was as if everything that had happened last night had never happened, and the lordmaster never brought it up again. After we finished eating, I walked to the counter and found Tang Guofeng also there, chatting with the old man.

I tidied up the paper and took a seat. "What happened to the old man last night?"

"It's that girl. Since you burned her coffin and corpse, of course I have to come and find you." The old tutor sat down on a chair and said slowly as he took a drag from his cigarette.

"Old gramps, please help me on this matter. If she continues to pester me like this, then there's no other way."

The old man smiled and said to me, "Little Tian, you're not young anymore. I told you about a marriage."

"Marriage? How old am I? Isn't it a bit too early to get married? "

"You're almost thirty, if you don't get married soon, will you still be able to find a wife?"

"Which family's girl? The one at the east side of the village is at the west side."

The old man took a puff on his cigarette and slowly said, "It's that little girl, Tang Yufeng, who was buried yesterday. I've discussed it with Tang Guofeng, and he has a deep grudge against you, and he's never been married to you. You and he are engaged to each other, so she can protect you.

"Pfft..." I spat out a mouthful of water, almost choking me to death, "Stop messing around old man, that girl is dead, even if she's still alive, I wouldn't dare to provoke her."

"If you don't marry her, she will come to find you every day. If you marry her, the heavens and earth will witness it and no one will be able to separate from you." The old man knocked me with his pipe. Who told you to be so unskilled? If you had any skills, then I wouldn't have to help you.

"Kid, since you took someone's coffin money, it won't be that easy to spend." So, the old man already knew that he was here to play with me and let me walk step by step into his trap.

The old man turned around and walked to the backyard, leaving me sitting there in a daze. The custom of Yin marriage is indeed very popular in our countryside. Unmarried men and women who die seek out the opposite sex for a Yin marriage, the purpose of which is to prevent their ghosts from causing a disturbance in their homes.

But I didn't expect my marriage to be so casual as to find a ghost girl to marry.

The old gramps specially prepared the items needed for the wedding, and even went through the procedures to get someone to tell him about the matchmaking. In the afternoon, Tang Kingdom's peak brought people over and specifically bought a large courtyard as a betrothal gift to express their sincerity.

But what I want to know is that the woman's body has been burned. I can't marry with a picture frame, can I?

The wedding took place at midnight, and the village fell into a deathly silence. The wind was blowing hard and it made me shiver. The entire wedding consisted of only me, the old man, and the three people of the Tang Kingdom Peak. The wedding ceremony was similar to the wedding, with lanterns hanging from the lanterns hanging from the lanterns, and the firecrackers from the gongs and drums coming towards the coffin shop one after another.

I stood in the doorway for a moment, dressed in my wedding suit, and the sedan slowly came to a halt in front of me.

"Little Tian, what are you waiting for? Quickly take down the bride." I walked to the palanquin and pulled open the palanquin curtain. Inside the palanquin, there was actually a casket filled with ashes.

"Bone..." "A urns?" I couldn't help but suck in a breath of cold air. This old man wanted to play me to death.

I picked up the casket and went in. The casket was still tied with red flowers. As I walked into the courtyard, I heard the sound of firecrackers and the sound of several pieces of paper sticking out. The other tables were also covered with food and wine, and each of them had a piece of paper stuck in them. They looked a little cautious.

"First bow to the heavens and earth …" Kowtow to the heavens and earth … Who do you want me to bow to? To bow to the heavens and earth with a bone ash urns in my arms?

"Gu Gu …" "Gu gu." I saw that the old man let go of an old hen. This old man really knows how to play.

"Second bow …" Tang Guofeng sat down on a chair as a servant brought over two cups of tea.

"Husband and wife greet each other …" It was really funny. If he were to pay respects to an old hen for a while, would he be able to get married to an old hen?

The old man sat on a chair at the side, sipped some tea and said, "Alright, this wedding is over. From now on, you have a family, rest early."

What kind of situation was this … I haven't eaten yet. Helpless, I could only carry the bone ash urns back to the house. The old gramps specially made a divine altar with a tablet and some offerings on it.

I put the casket on top of it and sat down at the table. "After tossing and turning for the entire night, my stomach is starting to feel a bit hungry. I'll eat my fill no matter what." "Creak …" Suddenly, a cold wind blew open the window, extinguishing the candles in the room. The interior of the house was immediately plunged into darkness. I felt a little flustered and a chill ran through my heart.

"Darling …"

"Who asked me …" I cautiously scanned the room and felt my spine go numb.

"Husband …" "Come here." I turned my head and saw a man in a phoenix coronet sitting on the edge of the bed. His head was covered with a red hood.

"Who are you? "How did you get in here …"

"Husband, I'm your wife, Ming Li's wife." The voice was so coquettish that I felt goosebumps all over my body.

"I didn't expect this old man to be so nice to me, he really found me a wife." I walked over to the bed and lifted the covers. A gorgeous face caught my eye.

Her beautiful face made me intoxicated for a moment. She pursed her lips and smiled at me. She reached out her white hands to untie my robe.

"Wife... You're so beautiful. " I pressed her down on the bed, kissed her cheek, and reached for her wedding dress. Who could pretend to be a gentleman before she was beautiful?

"Ah …" "Don't be in such a hurry!" The seductive moans stimulated the flames of desire in my body. After a series of storms, I was exhausted to the point of sweating profusely.

I reached out and took her in my arms. There was an intoxicating aroma about her that made me want to cry. She wanted to caress her beautiful face, but she suddenly felt her hands tremble. Her face suddenly became gloomy, as if it was as bloodless as a sheet of white paper.

"If you dare to take advantage of me, I'll strangle you to death!"

"Ah …" Tang Yufeng! " That's right, it's her. I was so shocked that I suddenly felt dizzy before forcefully opening my eyes to realize that I was lying on the bed.

Are you dreaming? I sat up and leaned against the headboard, still wearing my wedding suit.

"Brat, get up …" The old man knocked on the door, pushed it open and walked in. I got out of bed, feeling a little weak. Last night's dream was real and horrible.

I changed my clothes and walked out of the house. The tables in the yard had been removed, and I returned to the shop as usual.

The old man lit up a bag of cigarettes, smoking a few times as he said, "Last night at the Spring Festival Gala, how was your boy? Did he lose face for me?"

"Old Man, are you trying to kill me? That ghost girl is too fierce, luckily I woke up quickly." I put the paper in the door and sat down in the chair. I still had some lingering fear of what had happened last night.

"That ghost girl is your wife now, you have to discipline her properly." I dare to stop her. If she doesn't kill me, I'll kill Amitabha.

The old man slowly exhaled a mouthful of smoke and said, "Give her three meals every day as a tribute and she will naturally protect you. She will also make those ghosts that harass you not dare to come close to you."

After eating breakfast, I sat at the entrance of the shop to take advantage of the cool air. The Village Chief hastily ran over. Looking at his anxious expression, I'm afraid something must have happened.

"Village Chief, what happened to you?"

"Coffin Boy..." Where's your master? "

"My master is in the courtyard. What's wrong, Village Head? What happened?"

"Something has happened …" Something big is happening, quickly call your master out. "

The old man walked out of the house, frowning as he asked, "What happened to the village chief? Why are you in such a hurry?"

"Old Master Liu, why don't you come with me to take a look? There's a male corpse in the river behind the village."