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C3 Dirty Words

"QJ, you don't even know? Why are you so illiterate? " Liu Lang curled his lips.

"Who did you say was illiterate! I get a scholarship every year at Jiangnan University! Can you take it? " Bai Yutong stuck out her chest in dissatisfaction.

"Oh — so you're a student of Jiang-Nan university." Liu Lang dragged his words again, looking like he understood them.

"You!" Bai Yutong's beautiful face changed, she did not expect that she would be so careless, and directly reported her school to the outside.

This bastard was too cunning!

But since she had already said it, Bai Yutong did not linger on it anymore. She did not believe that Liu Lang would go to Jiangnan University to look for her.

"Then can you tell me what QJ really means?"

"QJ means …"

Liu Lang's voice paused for a moment, and then, before Bai Yutong could react, she leaned towards her ear and lightly blew. "Q represents strong, while J represents adultery.

"Q represents strength, J represents adultery, and when joined together, it's strong..."

Bai Yutong's face became as red as a red apple, and scolded angrily: "You scoundrel! You actually dare to say such vulgar words! "

"Unjustly accused, unjustly accused. I didn't say anything, and it was you who was about to say it. I only said two very simple letters." Liu Lang cried out that he was wronged, but in his heart, he was overjoyed. Indeed, teasing beauties was the most interesting thing in the world.

Two simple letters? It was just a response!

Bai Yutong was so angry that she almost fainted.

"If you continue like this, I'll really ignore you."

"Alright, alright. Seeing that you are a beauty, I'll tell you what exactly is going on with that yellow-haired man's butt. Do you want to know? "

"Don't want to know what I'm asking you for?" Bai Yutong could not help but roll his eyes.

Liu Lang extended a finger and crooked it at Bai Yutong, a lewd smile hanging on his face, "Then come over here, get closer, I'll tell you when you're close."

"If you don't want to tell me, then forget it!"

Bai Yutong could not stand Liu Lang's perverted expression and turned away in anger.

"If you don't come over, I'll come over." Liu Lang shamelessly leaned his head towards Bai Yutong again and continued to breathe lightly into Bai Yutong's ear.

The man's aura and the man's aura caused Bai Yutong's body to involuntarily tremble. From the face s to her ears, they all became red.

"That yellow-haired man's butt was actually pierced by me using a silver needle." Liu Lang laughed sinisterly.

Silver needles?

Bai Yutong blinked her large eyes, "When he wasn't paying attention, you took the silver needles and placed them on the seat? How could you be so fast? "

"Of course not, I used the flicking finger ability to shoot the silver needle." Liu Lang stretched out his finger and gestured a few bullets in front of Bai Yutong.

For some reason, this action of his looked very shameless to Bai Yutong.

Of course, Bai Yutong would not believe that hesheould have any ability to flick her fingers. She only thought that he was bragging, and would definitely insert the silver needle into the seat when she was about to get up. Then, when yellow-haired man sat down, he did not even pay attention to it.

"Then what are you doing with the silver needles?" Bai Yutong did not dwell on that question and started to be curious about another problem.

Liu Lang laughed in his heart, once this woman's curiosity was piqued, would he still be able to escape from him?

"Because I'm a doctor."

Liu Lang winked and exclaimed softly, "Ah! I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'm a genius doctor. "

"Ugh …"

Bai Yutong almost vomited from disgust. She had seen narcissistic people before, but she had never seen such a narcissistic person.

"Hiss!" "It hurts!"

Suddenly, a painful cry of alarm came out of Bai Yutong's mouth. She hurriedly used her hands to cover her stomach as her entire body arched in a bow shape.

"What's wrong?"

"I... "My stomach hurts so much …"

"Stomach pain?" Liu Lang blinked, "Then it's okay, I'm a genius doctor, let me show you."

As he said that, Liu Lang planned to extend his hand out, but before he could do that, he was interrupted by an excited voice that was difficult to detect.

Miss, I am a doctor. This is my doctor's certificate. Let me take a look for you!" A middle-aged man with glasses appeared at the side, holding a certificate in his hand. Judging from the information displayed, he was indeed a doctor.

Although his voice was hard to detect, it could not be hidden from Liu Lang.

Liu Lang tilted his head and looked at him, "I say, student with four eyes, can I trouble you to find your position? You are only a doctor, and I am a genius doctor. Which one of us do you think has the best medical skills? "

Being called by Liu Lang as a Four Eyed God Doctor, Zhang Tao was obviously in a bad mood, and laughed: "You think you are a God Doctor? It's really funny, I've noticed you before, you only wanted to take advantage of this lady, and you even shamelessly said that you were a genius doctor. "

Zhang Tao had indeed been paying attention to them from before, but it was only because he noticed Bai Yutong that he noticed Liu Lang.

Of course, he only got on the carriage after yellow-haired man left, if not he would have dared to come and challenge Liu Lang after seeing the outcome of yellow-haired man.

Zhang Tao did not plan to give Liu Lang a chance to speak, so he continued: "Please move out of the way, this young miss's condition is already very serious, I think he ate something he shouldn't have, if he is not treated now, it might endanger his life."

He didn't have time to think about anything else, he just purposely spoke in a serious manner, wanting Liu Lang to quickly get up and give him the seat.

"Bullshit!"

Liu Lang replied without any trace of politeness: "She's clearly in pain, suffering, and even ate something she shouldn't have.

"Pain … Meridian?" Zhang Tao sneered, "Are you trying to embarrass this lady? A hooligan like you should be taken away. "

"If I say it's pain, then it's pain. You idiot, you can scram. Otherwise, I don't mind helping you scram." Liu Lang did not want to bother with this idiot. Earlier, he had already used his perspective to take a look, so he was one hundred percent sure that Bai Yutong was in pain, a pain that came from her stomach.

Although this action of using a perspective was a little vulgar, it was understandable that saving a person's life was better than creating a seven-layered pagoda.

One had to know that ever since he had acquired the Penetrating Eye, his medical skills had improved by leaps and bounds. For example, he had some brain injuries that other doctors didn't dare to operate on, so he would have no problems at all.

"I'm asking you to speak …"

Zhang Tao was angered to the point that his face turned black by Liu Lang's words. He wanted to scold him back, but Bai Yutong's words immediately made his face ashen.

"Liu Lang... You... How do you know I'm in pain? " Bai Yutong asked in shock while enduring the pain.

It was indeed embarrassing for Liu Lang to say that she was in pain in front of everyone, but at the same time, she was also shocked that Liu Lang was actually right.

Her stomachache was indeed caused by the pain in her body.

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