Carry A Fox Fairy/C217 A Bitter Drink
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C217 A Bitter Drink

Zheng Lei looked curiously at the ground and asked, "Where's the wine?"

"Don't look at the ground, look at the sky!" Gong Gong said.

Zheng Lei raised his head and saw a wine gourd that was larger than a house lying by the mouth of the cave.

"The sun!" Zheng Lei cursed. He turned around and said to Gong Gong, "How long are you going to let me drink such a big gourd of wine?"

Gong Gong turned his head to look at the wine gourd and said, "It really does seem a bit big, but don't worry. It's still very fast when you really start drinking!"

"Hurry your head!" I am standing in front of this gourd, not even bigger than a gourd seed.

Just at this moment, a soft voice came from the top of the gourd. Although this voice was soft, it was clearly heard by the two of them.

Gong Gong's expression changed. He rushed to the side of the gourd and looked at the bottom of the gourd. He then shouted at Zheng Lei, "Hey, hurry over here!"

Zheng Lei quickly ran over and asked, "What happened?"

"Hurry up and bring your mouth here." Gong Gong said.

"What now?"

"There's a small hole in the gourd."

"What?" Zheng Lei quickly put his mouth in the direction Gong Gong pointed at.

After a closer inspection, Zheng Lei finally saw that at the bottom of the gourd, there was a depression where a few small cracks had appeared.

"Can I use my mouth to cover this?" Zheng Lei asked.

"No matter what, I can't let any of the wine in this gourd show any of it. Otherwise, all my efforts will be for naught." Gong Gong said seriously.

"What wine is this?" Not a single drop can be missed. "

"You'll know after you drink it." As Gong Gong spoke, the gourd once again rang and a stream of water shot out. Zheng Lei had already made his preparations. He quickly moved his mouth over, not allowing a drop of wine to flow out.

Lying under the huge gourd that was like a small mountain, Zheng Lei was truly like a mountain. The gourd was filled with wine, but Gong Gong actually wanted him to drink it all up. How could he endure this?

Looking at Zheng Lei's stomach, even though it didn't have six abs like the standard pretty boy did, there wasn't much fat on it. How could such a belly be able to hold the wine from such a huge gourd?

Gudong, gudong. Zheng Lei was forced to drink the wine that came out of the gourd. His mouth was tightly pressed against the gourd's butt. At this moment, he felt like a high-pressure water gun was fiercely firing at his mouth.

The feeling of being forcefully filled with water was something that an ordinary person would not be able to sense. At this moment, Zheng Lei was currently undergoing this kind of torture. Although this was just a hurdle that caused his balls to ache, this kind of torture caused Zheng Lei's young heart to be seriously ravaged.

However, this wine was even worse than plain water. This made Zheng Lei feel like he was going through a torture rather than a pass. How could he have passed such a difficult trial?

Not too long after, Zheng Lei could feel his stomach swelling up. The speed at which he was drinking was not as fast as it was at the start. He felt that he was about to reach his limit.

"Damn, what kind of place is this?" What kind of bird made such a barrier? And that dragon, when you put the gourd down, can't you be more careful? This was a person who wanted to take a life. Furthermore, you lousy water god, where did you get such a lousy old man? You actually dared to pretend to be water god and made me into this kind of person. Zheng Lei cursed in his heart as he persisted.

"Aiya, could you not be so nagging? It's going to be so noisy! " Gong Gong came in front of Zheng Lei and said.

Zheng Lei's mouth was stuck on the butt of the gourd. He didn't dare to move it away as this Gong Gong was still speaking in front of him. He was so angry that Zheng Lei wanted to pour out the wine in his stomach.

Zheng Lei's eyes were filled with anger as he cursed Gong Gong in his heart.

Gong Gong covered his ears and said, "Brother, can you talk less? If you want to say something, just think it through in your mind. If I can hear it, do you know? You're cursing me in your heart, it's as loud as thunder, it makes my liver tremble! "

Heh, I finally have a way to deal with you. Zheng Lei's heart finally felt a bit better. He roared in his heart: "You little hammer, hurry up and find something to fill up this gourd."

Gong Gong shook his head and said, "No, this gourd doesn't belong to this world, so the things here can't be blocked."

"Fuck your sister!" Why didn't you say so earlier? When will you stop me from talking like this? " Zheng Lei cursed in his heart.

Gonggong gently patted the gourd. The gourd slightly trembled, causing the water to gush out of the gaping hole.

"Slap your sister!" One slap is too big! " Zheng Lei cursed in his heart.

"Who asked you to scold me? This is retribution! " Gong Gong said proudly.

"Are you bullying me because I can't move? Are you playing with me? Am I right? "When I finish drinking, I'll drown you in a piss!"

"Come on, I won't be here when you finish drinking."

"Don't go, just you wait!"

"It's not up to you whether I leave or not, even if I say so myself!"

"Hey, I can't drink anymore, what do I do? My stomach is about to burst! "

"Keep drinking!"

"I really can't drink it anymore!" It's about to vomit! "

"I don't dare to puke, I really don't dare to puke! Spitting it out and drinking it back! "

These words from Gonggong almost made Zheng Lei puke out. He suppressed his urge to puke for a long time.

"Damn you, hurry up and think of a way?" What if my stomach explodes? "

Gong Gong scratched his head with one hand holding his face. After thinking for a while, Zheng Lei felt like he was about to collapse. Then, Gong Gong stood up and said to Zheng Lei, "Why don't you just pee here."

Zheng Lei rolled his eyes. He was still wearing his pants, he just peed like that …

After a brief struggle, Zheng Lei decided to just pee. No matter what, it was better than having his stomach explode. However, no matter how hard he tried, he just didn't feel like urinating at all.

"No, I can't pee!" Zheng Lei shouted anxiously in his heart.

Gong Gong looked at Zheng Lei's bulging stomach and walked over to gently stroke it. Then he said, "How about this, I'll use my golden acupuncture point to help you out, okay?"

Zheng Lei blinked his eyes repeatedly in agreement.

Gong Gong extended his hand and a few black needles appeared in his hands. It was unknown whether it was the gold that had been stained with dirt or the originally black needles. This caused Zheng Lei to be dumbstruck.

With a 'whoosh', the first needle pierced into Zheng Lei's body, causing him to gulp down a few mouthfuls of pain. This feeling was even worse than death, where one had to endure pain on one side but not scream or move on the other.

Seven needles continued to pierce into Zheng Lei's body. Zheng Lei felt as if his entire body was about to be tormented by the pain brought by these needles. Finally, he felt a warm feeling flowing through his lower body.

"Damn!" "I've finally wet my pants!" Zheng Lei slowly closed his eyes. At this moment, the top of his pants was also a type of happiness. If a reporter came to interview him, he would probably say that he was happy without hesitation.

After expelling the useless water, the pressure in Zheng Lei's stomach was no longer as great as it was before. It was just that he felt like his body was like a twisted water pipe. One end after the other, the cracks in the gourd flowed out through the curved passage.

This feeling was as if something had been pulled out of his body, leaving him feeling empty all over. He even felt like his own blood had been taken away by him.

After drinking for an unknown period of time, Zheng Lei felt like his eyes couldn't take it anymore, so he slowly closed his eyes and asked in his heart: How long has it been?

Gong Gong, who was napping at the side, was suddenly awakened by Zheng Lei's question. He rubbed his eyes and raised his head to look at the gourd before looking at himself. He shook his head and said, "I don't know."

"Then how much did I drink?"

"Probably almost 1%?" Gong Gong said uncertainly.

"Swish!" Why is it not even one percent? " Zheng Lei said dispiritedly, "How long do I have to wait like this to get past this? I still have to save people. "

"Don't worry, from the moment you started drinking, the other time has already stopped. When will you finish drinking? When will the other time continue flowing?" Gong Gong said.

"Are you for real?" Are you trying to trick me? I don't even dare to believe your words anymore. "

"It's up to you whether you want to believe it or not. In any case, you're still drinking right now. If you give up halfway, you'll have to start from the beginning. Before that, drinking for nothing."

"Then if I give up now, can I continue on the Heavenly Road?"

"Of course not. Everyone can only choose once. You choose to give up and there will be no more chances."

"Damn!" "If I had known, I would have chosen the Heavenly Path."

"That road is harder."

"No matter how hard it is to leave, I don't have to be bothered by it. No matter how hard it is to leave, you shouldn't need to smell the dragon's fart. No matter how hard it is to leave, you shouldn't need to lie down under the gourd and drink nonstop, right?" Zheng Lei's heart was already completely powerless. Even when he was speaking to himself, he felt exhausted.

"That's true." Gong Gong blinked his eyes and said.

In front of Zheng Lei, there was only this one path. He had no other choice, no matter how bitter the situation was, he could only continue on. Otherwise, the only thing waiting for him was failure.

Right now, he did not know that Tian Chenyang and Lin Xi had entered the painting, nor did he know that Hu Xiaoxian had already revealed her true form. Moreover, she was already like a candle in the wind, and her life could be extinguished at any time.

Gudong, gudong. Zheng Lei's mechanical sound of drinking was the only sound that could be heard here. His body did not move at all. The wine from the gourd continuously entered his mouth and flowed between his legs.

Gong Gong was sitting on the side of the gourd, dozing off. Zheng Lei didn't even notice that his body seemed to have been moved along with Zheng Lei as he kept urinating.

Both of Gonggong's arms had disappeared, but he was still dozing off, completely unaware.

The stream that flowed out from between Zheng Lei's legs had already gathered into a river. At the beginning, it was a small stream, but in the end, it slowly grew larger and extended into the distance.

Zheng Lei seemed to have fallen asleep, but it didn't seem like he was in a position where even he himself didn't know how he was doing. He lay there quietly, mechanically drinking every mouthful of wine that flowed out of the gourd, but he could barely feel his body anymore.

After an unknown amount of time had passed, the time around Zheng Lei arrived. In this moment, other than the time around Zheng Lei, the rest of the time in this painting was still and unmoving.

Zheng Lei could no longer feel his body. He even wanted to open his eyes to see if the gourd above his head had changed. It was pitch black, and he felt as if he was locked in a small dark room, unable to move at all. Only the constant gurgling in his mouth reminded him that he was still drinking.

"Damn you!" If I continue to drink like this, I'll probably finish it and I'll be gone too. " Zheng Lei thought in his heart.

This time, he didn't wake Gong Gong from his thoughts. After thinking for a while, Zheng Lei once again fell into that wonderful feeling. Once again, he felt his body slowly disappearing.

After a long time, he saw a dot in the dark world. He saw a black dot in the dark world.

It was as if the black dot was emitting a faint light, as if it was guiding something or hinting at something.

His body slowly felt it, then slowly disappeared as it went back and forth. It kept repeating.

When Zheng Lei opened his eyes, there was not a single drop of wine left in the gourd. He blinked a few times, letting his eyes gradually get used to the light in front of him. It was as if he had not opened his eyes for thousands of years.

Zheng Lei slightly moved his head. A heart-wrenching pain came from his mouth, followed by a slight salty taste.

F * ck! Even his mouth was glued to the butt of the gourd. How long had it been? Zheng Lei cursed in his heart and then shouted at Gong Gong in his heart.

After shouting for a long time, there was no sound from Gong Gong.

F * ck you! Did he leave without saying goodbye? Zheng Lei thought as he slowly tore his mouth off the butt of the gourd. It was covered in blood.

After struggling to tear his mouth off the gourd, Zheng Lei found that his body was stiff and only his hands could be considered nimble. He pulled himself out from under the gourd and laid on the ground, slowly kneading his body with his hands, restoring his muscles.

After a long while, Zheng Lei slowly sat up. He struggled to stand up, but suddenly stood up, causing him to feel dizzy. His legs went soft, and he almost fell down again. He hurriedly bent his waist.

He bent down and saw a river beneath his feet. The source of the river was right between his legs, and it was facing the spearhead.

"Why is there a river?" Zheng Lei scratched his head, his mouth full of blood and said, "The source of the river is actually so small. What a strange river."

After a moment of doubt, Zheng Lei took a light step forward. The source of the river actually followed his footsteps, matching the spearhead from beginning to end.

Immediately, Zheng Lei's eyes widened, his face full of shock. "Have I come up with a river?"

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