C15 Who Is Your Wife?

At this time of year, the rain came and went, and soon it stopped.

Green Bamboo put away his umbrella and pulled out a few herbs to relieve the swelling and pain in the bushes by the side of the road. He chewed it and smeared the juice on the corner of his mouth.

After dealing with the injuries on her face briefly, she continued to walk back.

Right at that moment, a crisp sound of a car's bell rang. A bicycle came up from the back.

After hearing the sound, Green Bamboo moved to the side without stopping.

The cyclist was a short, fat, middle-aged uncle, with no hair left on his head except for a circle around him.

In the back seat, a fifteen or sixteen year old kid was sitting on the side. He also had a fat head and big ears, and his two legs were swaying. His appearance was very similar to that of an old man.

Judging from their appearances, the two of them were most likely father and son.

The bald old man stepped on the pedals and stepped forward a few times. Suddenly, he couldn't move anymore.

He swore under his breath and jumped off his bike. When he looked down, he found that the chain had fallen off.

The adults squatted down to repair the car, while the half-grown man stood by and waited.

Suddenly, a sparrow flew by. The boy reached out to grab it. He didn't even manage to touch the edge before the sparrow flew away leisurely.

Unwilling to give up, he clumsily chased after her, but the result was that he ran further and further away. He was in such a hurry that he didn't even notice that there was a pin for a donkey at his feet.

In the next second, he stumbled.

After giving way, the green bamboo continued to walk along the side of the path, head lowered. Suddenly, he heard a painful cry come from behind him.

When she looked back, she saw that someone was lying on the ground and seemed to have fallen.

The boy was heavy, and his hands and feet were not in sync. As such, even after tossing and turning on the spot for a long time, he was still unable to get up. He looked both awkward and funny.

The girl did not laugh and ran over without hesitation. He held the umbrella under his arm and used both his hands to hold the other person's arm. It took him a lot of effort to pull the person up.

"It's okay, right?" Green Bamboo took a deep breath and reminded him with good intentions, "Move around a little and see if you're hurt anywhere."

The little fatty obediently jumped up and down on the spot. He revealed a silly smile towards her and forcefully shook his head.

"It's good that you're fine. Then I'll be leaving now!" The green bamboo smiled back at him and prepared to continue their journey.

The boy was stunned for a few seconds, then he dashed forward and stopped in front of her. "Wait a moment."

Green Bamboo could not help but be startled. "What happened?" What else is there? "

He licked his lips and stared at the girl's delicate face. After a long while, he said in a muffled voice:

"Big sister, you are so good-looking and kind. I really like you. Don't go, play a game with me for a while, won't you? I'll be the groom, you'll be the bride, and we'll worship the flower hall together. "

As he said this, he extended his fat hands, intending to grab the green bamboo's arm.

The green bamboo was startled and retreated a few steps backward. It turned its arm to its back and the other party's grab missed.

The children in the village often laughed at her. Their eyes only had a slit, and they looked like a fox spirit. Or perhaps, they didn't have much flesh. She was just like a ghost girl.

In any case, the overall meaning was that she was ugly. It was the first time someone had praised her for her beauty.

However, the man's eyes were glazed, and the tone of his speech was strange and vague, as if he had a mental problem.

It was not necessarily a good thing to be praised by a fool.

In Stone Village, there were also a few idiots like this. His parents were close relatives who had married. Those people are always on the same side and are a bit difficult to communicate with.

She still had to meet up with her cousin. She couldn't stay here any longer.

Thinking of this, she opened her mouth and refused:

"That... Thank you for thinking so highly of me. However, I still have things to do, so you should look for someone else to play with! "

Who knew that the fool wouldn't let her go? He took a step forward, drooled at the corner of his mouth, and said in a coquettish tone:

"Wife, don't go! "Stay by my side, I will love you very much." As he spoke, he opened his thick arms, gesturing for the bear to hug her.

How could she let him hug her? He quickly bent down and ducked under his armpits.

When she had regained her balance, the girl's face was sullen as she warned in a stern tone:

"Who is your wife? We don't know each other at all. If you dare to speak any more nonsense, then don't blame me for being rude. "

Originally, Qingzhu did not want to lower herself to the same level as a fool, but the other side was very aggressive and did not have any manners. No matter how good her temper was, she couldn't help but be a bit unhappy.

Speaking of which, she was really unlucky. Within a day, he met a roadblock tiger twice.

Just like they had agreed, they were going to play games with her. The previous group of people had asked her to act as a criminal, and this little brother had made her act as a bride, completely ignoring her opinions. It was simply more unreasonable than the previous one.

After finding the pillar, he had a lot of work to do back home. How could he afford to play around here?

It seemed that he would have to carefully look at the calendar before going out in the future, so as to avoid encountering this kind of trouble.

After warning the other party, Qing Zhu was about to leave. The fool, unable to stop his father, was sweating profusely. He shouted to his father:

"Dad, come and help me." My wife is leaving, she doesn't want to play with me, what should I do? "

His son's shout immediately attracted the middle-aged man's attention.

He stood up and walked over. After a brief inquiry about the situation, not only did he not stop his son, he even moved his body and helped his son block the path of the green bamboo:

"My little girl, my son has very high standards and is rather introverted. Apart from me and his mother, we rarely talked to strangers. It's rare for him to like you, so just play with him for a while! "

Seeing that the lord had stepped forward, it seemed normal for him to speak. The green bamboo slightly relaxed, and with a sincere attitude explained:

"Uncle, I'm sorry. It's not that I don't want to stay, it's just that I still have things to do at home, so I have to go back immediately. "

He only hoped that this uncle was a reasonable person.

Unexpectedly, after hearing her words, her eyebrows shot up. He stretched his face and quickly rolled up his sleeves.

"What urgent matter could I possibly have come looking for a girl like you? "Let me tell you, even if something huge happens today, you still have to stay and play with my son."

Hearing this, Qing Zhu was speechless.

He had seen people who were used to children, but he had never seen anyone get so used to it. Other people's affairs were not important, they could only circle around his son. Even the nobles of the ancient times were not as tyrannical as him.

With his father supporting him, the fool was immediately overjoyed. He clapped his hands and said,

"Father, I want to take her home and play house. "I want to be like Third Brother and Third Sister-in-Law, getting married, raising my head, having a drink, and eating the same apple …"

"Alright, I'll help you do it immediately." The father patted his chest and assured his son.

The father and son duo stood in the middle of the girl, one in front of the other.

Upon seeing this, the green bamboo could not help but twitch its delicate eyebrows. From the looks of it, this father and son duo were not in their right minds.

She had said that she would play with a fool, but now she was going home with them. How could he just follow them for no reason? If she was sold, no one in the family would be able to find her.

Green Bamboo secretly adjusted his breathing and told himself not to panic.

They were big and tall. If they fought head on, she would definitely be the one to suffer. How about he use a strategy to delay the enemy and see if he can escape.

Thinking of this, she forced a smile and said,

"Uncle, I really don't have time today. Why don't you give me the address. Tomorrow, I'll find a time to say hello to my family and then go play with him for a day.

"No!" No! Today, right now. " Without waiting for his father to speak, the fool started to make a ruckus.

"Did you hear that? My son's words are tantamount to an imperial edict. The old man folded his arms across his chest and approached the girl step by step.

The green bamboo retreated, its intestines turning green with regret. If she had known that she would get into this trouble, she wouldn't have gone to help him out.