C1 Fellow Taoist Please Give a 5-star Evaluation

"Welcome to the Chat Group of the Underworld!"

"Welcome to the Chat Group of the Heavenly Court!"

Ann Sudong was lying on the hospital bed, looking at the two notifications on the phone.

Originally, Ann Sudong wanted to buy it online, but he found that the entire interface of the Alipay had changed.

On his friends list, all of them had their nicknames prefixed on the Heavenly Court or the Underworld.

There was Underworld Black Impermanence, Heavenly Court God of Fortune. Looking down, Taibai Jinxing, Supreme Lord Lao Zi, Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, Yama King, King Qu …

All the familiar names from the legends were listed!

What had just been prompted were the two Chat Group s formed by the group of good friends.

The Chat Group of the Underworld, all had the same prefix; the Chat Group of the Heavenly Court, all had the prefix of the Heavenly Court.

"His phone couldn't have been infected by the virus, right?" Ann Sudong felt a bit of regret in his heart.

F * ck F * ck,, I knew this little website couldn't just be messed around with!

"Ding!"

At this time, a group chat notification popped up in the Underworld's Chat Group.

"The organization has sent a new person. Hurry up and send a red packet over!" Underworld: Black Impermanence.

"That's right, that's right. A newcomer must have good judgement. Hurry up and send a red packet!" Underworld: White Impermanence.

"…" Ann Sudong was speechless, could it be that there was something wrong with their brains?

"Crash!"

The sound of coins dropping into pockets rang out. This was the special red packet sound produced by Alipay.

A red packet appeared at the group chat, "Welcome, newcomer!"

Underworld, King Qinguang sent out a red packet!

When he took the red packet, Ann Sudong subconsciously clicked on it and a notification popped up.

"Congratulations, you have obtained 22 merit points. You have deposited your treasure deposit. Please take note to accept it!"

After the red packet was snatched away, the group instantly became lively. King Chujiang got one point of merit and said, "Boss, you're too stingy!"

"Thank you, Hallmaster, for your red packet!" Ox-Head, who had snatched 188 Merit Points, sent a cute emoji.

"Old, I was too slow to snatch it!" Yama King of the Underworld said.

King Qirin Fish said, "Fifth brother, what did you prepare for the Queen Mother's Immortality Peach Banquet?"

"I don't know what to prepare either." Yama King sent a wailing emoji.

Ann Sudong stared at his phone, he did not have the time to care about the content of the group chat, his expression stunned, and muttered: "What is the merit?"

"Fellow Daoist Wushi, are you there?" At this moment, a friend request popped up.

Ann Sudong's nickname on the internet was precisely "Forever", and it was indeed because of the mesmerizing name given to his by a certain great author of online literature.

"Horse-Face? What's the matter? " Ann Sudong glanced at the other party's nickname and asked.

"Fellow Daoist, please lend me some merit. Tomorrow is the birthday of the God of Fortune, Zhao Gongming. I wish to present you with some gifts …"

"Gift gift?"

Zhao Gongming's birthday, you little brat from the Underworld, you want to curry favor with the God of Fortune?

The heck, the city knows how to play. His words sounded as though they were true.

"Alright." With this thought, Ann Sudong casually replied, "I don't have any merits, but I heard that Zhao Gongming loves to eat chickens the most, so how about I get you a chicken?"

Zhao Gongming loved to eat chickens, which was an ancient legend. Ann Sudong's family worshiped the God of Fortune, so he knew this legend.

Horse-Face knew that, but chickens only existed in the mortal world. There were no such birds in the Heavenly Court or the Underworld.

Horse-Face was extremely shocked, and his hands trembled as he typed, "Brother, you actually have a way in the mortal world?!"

Ann Sudong laughed out loud, he could already tell that this man was crazy, it would be good to tease him to improve his mood. How can I send you the chicken? "

"Fellow Daoist, where are you now?"

"The mortal world!"

Black Impermanence was stunned. After a long while, he finally sent a message and said in astonishment, "It's been two thousand years, no one can go to the Yang World. Could it be that Fellow Daoist is a newly ascended immortal?"

Snake essence disease! Were these two groups formed by patients in a mental hospital?

As his classmate helped him to complete the discharge procedures, Ann Sudong didn't bother with Horse-Face anymore and started to pack his stuff.

A short while later, Horse-Face sent another message.

"Fellow Daoist, for the past two thousand years, no matter who it is, no one, no one, no one, shall enter the mortal world. At this time in the mortal world, it could be said to be extremely convenient! " At the end of the Yellow Springs of the Underworld, Horse-Face stood at the end of the bridge and was completely shocked. He edited the message on his phone, "Fellow Daoist, you only need to use your phone to scan and send it to me."

Due to being hospitalized, there were quite a few gift boxes beside him, so Ann Sudong took two photos of them and sent them over to Horse-Face.

However, he did not realize that the moment he sent the picture, the two pickpocket gift boxes disappeared into thin air.

In the Underworld, a wave of cold wind blew past, causing two pickpocket boxes to appear in front of Horse-Face!

"Hahaha, Fellow Daoist, you really are in the mortal world. I hope you can support me in the future!" After being stunned for a moment, Horse-Face immediately took out his phone, "Tomorrow, I will give Zhao Gongming a gift. When he has enough money, he will definitely return your two boxes of chickens."

Ann Sudong, ..........

The mentally ill were all movie emperors!

Ann Sudong replied with a message, "It's nothing much."

Heh, after the other party's disturbance, Ann Sudong's mood became much better, and the grief from breaking up also lessened.

Ann Sudong had to start being hospitalized from when he broke up with his girlfriend a few days ago.

The two of them had been in the same school for three years and not long ago, Ann Sudong had finally officially established a relationship between a man and a woman.

It was his birthday a few days ago, so Ann Sudong grit his teeth and bought the latest Apple phone as a birthday present for her.

As a student, Ann Sudong's family was poor and he did not have much living expenses. He had spent all of his money on this phone, including some of his dorm mates' support.

When Ann Sudong heard that his girlfriend was going to have a birthday at KTV, he excitedly ran over to celebrate her birthday.

Ann Sudong was making a ruckus at KTV, but his girlfriend's target was a rich second generation with a bunch of dog legs.

After being beaten up, Ann Sudong naturally entered the hospital.

It was fine if he didn't want this kind of woman!

Since his girlfriend was hacking away, and his birthday present, the apple machine didn't get out, it naturally became Ann Sudong's new phone.

The Alipay that was carefully researching the phone had a simpler interface, and it seemed to have fewer functions.

Within the treasure, there were 25 contribution points.

When friends moved, information about advertising for the shop would be everywhere. One after another, captivating images of themselves were filming, shocking Ann Sudong to the core.

Heaven Court Seventh Fairy's selfie was a graceful beauty in a hundred flowers. In the distance, there was a silly scholar with a face like a pig.

Underworld Grandma Meng's selfie was standing on an arch bridge. Under the bridge, people could be seen struggling in the yellow river; the sky was blood-red.

Suddenly, Ann Sudong noticed the Chicken Slicing Box that was missing.

"It can't be true?!" Ann Sudong muttered, his brain short-circuited.

Could it be that the 'Horse-Face' that he had just spoken with was real?

He saw that Supreme Lord Lao Zi of the Heavenly Court was recommending his Nine Transformations Golden Pill to his friend.

Opening Supreme Lord Lao Zi's Taobao's "Parry Palace", Ann Sudong was instantly dumbfounded.

Nine Revolving Golden Pellet, sold for 1 billion karmic points, 1,000 years of cultivation, Indestructible Golden Body, Fiery Eyes of Truth, Rising Sun Wukong was ranked number 2.

This was obviously a treasure for the shop, Ann Sudong didn't even bother to think about the price, and continued to look down, there were all kinds of pills.

Trilogy Rebirth Pill, Primordial Dragon and Phoenix Pill, Five Elements Water God Pill, Limitless Four Directions Pill, Pure Washing Soul Suppressing Pill, Pure Jade Skeleton Pill …

Finally, at the bottom of the shop, Ann Sudong found a pill that was worth 25 contribution points, the Bone Ablutionary Dan.

Looking at the introduction, it was a pill used to wash the marrow and allow mortals to have the qualifications to cultivate.

With a thought, Ann Sudong decided to verify its authenticity.

The notification was directly placed into the Hundred Treasures Bag s.

In the simple interface of Alipay s, Ann Sudong easily found Hundred Treasures Bag s.

Opening up the Hundred Treasures Bag, a black coloured pill was placed in the first box.

"That's it?" It was similar to the game's inventory with the Tao column. How could he verify its authenticity? How should he use it?

While thinking about this, the screen suddenly flashed with white light and the pill appeared on the screen.

Just as it was about to slip away, Ann Sudong subconsciously grabbed it. Looking at the green bean sized black pill in his hand, he was stupefied.

What the hell was this? Black technology?

Pills jumped out from the screen of his phone?

When he looked at the Hundred Treasures Bag again, it was completely empty.

At this time, Ann Sudong no longer thought that his phone was poisoned.

Looking at the pellet in his hand, Ann Sudong's breathing became ragged. After thinking for a while, he gritted his teeth and swallowed the pellet in one gulp.

Instantly, Ann Sudong felt his entire body grow hot and numb. He saw a layer of black mud ooze out from his skin, and following that, layers after layers of mud fell off, revealing his jade-like skin.

At this time, Ann Sudong's heart was full of excitement.

At this moment, he could feel the changes in his body. Not only were his wounds completely healed, even his entire body was filled with inexhaustible strength.

He placed his hand on the bed leg of the steel pipe and slightly exerted some force, causing the steel pipe to instantly deflate.

F * ck, he's going to go against the heavens!

Ann Sudong looked around. Fortunately, there was no one in the sickroom, so he quickly used a broom to clean up the filth on the ground. He pretended that nothing had happened and laid on the sickbed.

His heart was beating very hard, and the phone in Ann Sudong's hand was trembling.

"Ding!"

A notification came through his phone. Ann Sudong took a look and saw that it was nicknamed "Heavenly Court Supreme Lord Lao Zi".

"Fellow Daoist, please give a good evaluation to the 5-star cultivators. This Penniless Priest thanks you."

Ann Sudong rolled his eyes and decided to tease the other party and directly edit his information, "What lousy pill is this, it's really cheap and not good at all. Not only is it useless to eat it, it's suffering from diarrhea right now, it's definitely a bad evaluation!"

"Fellow Daoist, please wait!" The Supreme Lord Lao Zi on the other side replied instantly, followed by the sound of a red packet ringing out. A red packet popped up on the chatroom's interface.

Ann Sudong immediately opened it, flipping over the red packet. There was a simple set of talisman paper s, covered with Phantom Talisman.

"This is the Lightning Symbol Treasure. Fellow can bestow it upon me for personal protection. It is just a small token of my appreciation. Please do not let me down!" Supreme Lord Lao Zi said with a guilty conscience.

The Essence Purification Pill was a low-grade pill. For a child to refine it, it was normal for there to be a defective pill within. Supreme Lord Lao Zi didn't suspect that Ann Sudong was lying to him.

Thinking that this dao friend was probably training his disciples, Supreme Lord Lao Zi took out a low level treasure talisman to compensate him.

Summoning a Thunder Talisman allowed one to summon heavenly thunder to defend the enemy with ten durability times.

Ann Sudong took out the Lightning Summoning Talisman from the Hundred Treasures Bag. Looking at the flickering lightning flower on the talisman paper in his hand, he was overjoyed.

He really picked up a huge bargain!

"Since Old Lord is being so sincere, let's just forget about it this time!" Ann Sudong replied.

"Many thanks, Fellow Daoist!" In the Heavenly Court, Supreme Lord Lao Zi continued replying while holding his phone, "I hope fellow cultivator can promote this old Taoist's shop in the group chat, there will definitely be a red packet to thank you for!"

"Sure!" Ann Sudong waved his hand.

Just as Ann Sudong was giving the Supreme Lord Lao Zi "Parry Palace" a good evaluation, two people walked into the ward. They were his two roommates that went through the discharge procedures!

Looking at the two of them who had returned safely, but were badly injured, Ann Sudong's heart sank.