C19 There's a Xu Xian Trying to Flirt with Me(1)

Ou Ruoli: Doraemon?

System: (I refuse to answer)

Ou Ruoli: Dear?

System: Hmm... Baby (blushing, heart-shaped eyes)

Ou Ruoli: Scram and call me father.

System: Dear father, what's wrong with you?

Ou Ruoli: Why is it so dark here? And why is my body so sticky? I feel like my arms are tearing at my hair whenever I move ~ (How disgusting!)

System: Isn't that normal? You're just an egg yolk ~

Ou Ruoli: (What the hell is an egg yolk? Did I come here to be cooked like an egg?)

System: In this world, you, my father, are very lucky to have an unborn snake egg.

Ou Ruoli: Tell me, how can a snake egg be lucky?

System: With such a new life, what else do you have to be dissatisfied with? It's equivalent to a fetus in your mother's womb. Your parents are looking forward to your arrival.

Ou Ruoli: [What are you looking forward to? It's so dark, and no one came to chat with me. Where's the prenatal education?]

[The System: ~ (Father is so cute, he's actually afraid of the dark) I can't press the button. The light is so hot, what if I roast it for you ~]

Ou Ruoli: Fuck off ~ It's actually an egg ~ Then this sticky thing must be egg white ~ Is my birth going to be accompanied by the stench of nausea? (I really want to refuse)

System: (Father is so cute) It's about to be born.

With a series of cracking sounds, the snake egg cracked open and Ou Ruoli used all his strength to squeeze out. He really wanted sunlight, air, and a bath.

"Look at how great our son is!"

A beautiful woman with a snake face stared at the eggshell with a gentle expression as she prayed with both of her hands.

"Hmm. What a strong young man."

The man's voice was deep. It was obvious that he was a steady man.

[It seems he is my parents.]

Ou Ruoli twisted his soft body and squeezed the eggshell bit by bit. Finally, after an inch of effort, the eggshell shattered. Ou Ruoli raised his proud little head and looked around like a general who had won a war.

"My God, Wing, look how beautiful our son is, blue sky, a god's son, isn't he?"

Ou Ruoli's mother was an optimistic person. When she saw Ou Ruoli, who was different from the others, she did not find it strange at all. Instead, she felt that the heavens were blessing her son.

"If I didn't know that you were with me every day, I would have suspected that this isn't my son."

A man didn't know how his wife's brain worked. Shouldn't he be trying to prove his child's personality?

"Go, go, go. Look at that snake-like body. How is it different from yours? It is so similar. It is so proud and handsome."

Ou Ruoli's mother's eyes were filled with peach blossoms as she looked at Ou Ruoli's father with admiration, as if she was a retarded superfan.

Ou Ruoli's father helplessly rubbed his mother's head and said with an extremely pained tone, "I am, after all, the king of snakes. Why did I marry such a brainless person like you?"

"Humph, it's because I'm good. Don't you know how perfect I am? Even the children I give birth to are extremely special."

"Yan'er, you're really ~"

"What is it?"

"It's my treasure ~" You're really stupid, but I like your naive look.

"Yi, how about his name is Qing?"

"Then let's call him Qing. We'll let him decide his own name after he transforms into human form." Ou Ruoli's father despised this name - it didn't have any skill at all!

"Ou Yi, what's with your disdainful and perfunctory attitude?"

"No, no, I don't mind." Ou Yi quickly waved his hand and pointed at Ou Ruoli, "Yan'er, look, Qing has shed his shell. Hurry up and pull him out!"

Ou Ruoli:... "

Qing's birth did not change anything. His father was still afraid of his mother, and his mother was still as silly and sweet as ever. Ou Ruoli felt that this kind of life was not bad. Of course, other than the disgusting sticky feeling when he was born, the shadow of life, and the feeling of fatigue, he had developed a good habit of taking a bath.

"Qing? Qing, where are you?" The young woman cried out in pain, her voice rising and falling. Ou Ruoli hid in a corner and said that he would not come out no matter what.

He didn't even have the right to choose? No, he had to fight back. His father was very powerful, the Snake King, who had been cultivating for a thousand years. He was a genius, and his spells were extremely powerful. When he was copulating with his mother, some of the spells were cast on his son. His spells were not bad, but he was just born. No matter how powerful he was, he needed time to get used to it.

So he was miserable. He was a man for only two hours every day, and when he was nervous, he turned into a snake.

He felt tired and tired. When would it end? Tomorrow, he would only be born for a hundred days. No matter how hard he cultivated, he wouldn't be able to become a human within ten years.

"Young Master, Young Master."

"What should we do? Tomorrow is the Hundred Day Banquet."

"Moreover, the descendants of the Hsu family will also come."

"Speaking of which, why did our Young Sovereign Lord want to get engaged to a child?"

"It seems like the Eldest Miss owes a debt of gratitude for saving her life."

"Then let big miss pay it back! Our young lord is so cute. That day he turned into a human, did you see that? That little face is really pretty."

"It's not like you don't know. Our young mistress has cultivated for almost five hundred years, but she still can't turn into a human."

"According to what you said, this is fate? The descendant of the Hsu family is about to turn 15 years old, and our Young Lord was born."

"That's right. Maybe it's a gift from the heavens?"

"Look for someone. Don't chat."

Ou Ruoli: Doraemon, did I get replaced? Damn it, he's a man again? I don't want to be gay.

System: Father, but are you here to be gay?

Ou Ruoli: Then I'll do it myself. What the hell is this descendant of the Hsu family doing?

System: It's a person, not a ghost.

Ou Ruoli: ~

Countless lesser demons searched the mountains, but Ou Ruoli's small azure snake body wriggled through the cracks of the rocks. Under the cover of the vines, it could not be seen.

"The weather is fine and sunny today. The scenery is beautiful everywhere. Oh, what's the next sentence again?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Butterflies are busy, and bees are also busy ~" Ou Ruoli hummed a little tune in a good mood as he stuck out his scarlet tongue.

"Snake?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

When Ou Ruoli heard someone mutter the word snake, he lifted his small body up and twisted it left and right in a rather amusing manner.

In the end, not only was the person not afraid, but he even burst into laughter.

Reaching out his hand, he grabbed Ou Ruoli.

"Little thing, once I catch you, you'll be mine." The young man was very beautiful, but his tone was too arrogant.