C26 There's a Xu Xian Trying to Flirt with Me(8)
Ou Ruoli was actually quite nervous. He had been tormented for who knew how many days, and was really tired. He didn't know what was wrong with his magic, but it didn't seem to be working very well. This person didn't look like he was in good spirits. Would he stew him in the middle of the night while he was sleeping?
"I tell you, I'm good, and you mustn't try anything on me, I'll hurt you if I'm not careful, I'm afraid of myself when I get sick."
Hsu Jing burst out laughing and said with a smile, "What's wrong with you? Are you even afraid of yourself?"
"Madness, madness, let me tell you. If you eat me, it will be contagious."
"It's fine. My brain is not good anyway."
Ou Ruoli was frightened and felt that this person was determined to eat him. He wrapped himself in the blanket and shrank inside until he was at the end. He blinked his silver eyes and looked at Hsu Jing pitifully. He said in a sobbing voice, "Please don't come over here. I can't even fall asleep."
Hsu Jing reached out his hand to touch Ou Ruoli's hair and coaxed softly, "Be good and sleep. I usually only sleep with my hands, not with snakes."
When Ou Ruoli heard this, he realized that he didn't eat snakes. As for fighting, he was directly ignored. Because Ou Ruoli did not understand, he felt that he would not lose to a gigolo in a fight.
The System's Voice: The biggest gigolo in the whole book is my father, the strongest, the weakest, my father, where does he get the guts to call someone a gigolo?
Ou Ruoli nodded with a smile. As long as he did not eat it, it would be fine. The silver lines in his pupils gradually became thinner, and his eyes became more and more blurry. Hsu Jing in front of him also became blurry.
Hsu Jing waited for a while. Seeing that Ou Ruoli's breathing had become long and even, he quietly took away the pillow in the middle and buried himself under Ou Ruoli's blanket.
There was no warmth under the blanket. Instead, it was cold. Hsu Jing could not help but smile and sigh. As expected of a cold-blooded animal. It was so cold. The closer he got, the more he could not help but shiver.
However, the colder he felt, the more he wanted to know what the snake would look like when it got hot. Would it reveal its true form, or would it coil up? Just thinking about it made his blood boil.
Ou Ruoli's waist was cold, like fine white mutton-fat jade, cold to the touch, not to mention that in summer, especially on a hot August day, September was definitely a relief from the heat.
"What are you doing?" Ou Ruoli was in a daze as he asked Hsu Jing in a hoarse voice.
Hsu Jing was stunned when he heard this. He felt very embarrassed, but his heart was soft. Such a Ou Ruoli was really cute and attractive. He really wanted to do something, but in the end, he put on a straight face and said word by word, "I heard you talking in your sleep."
Ou Ruoli tilted his head. He was talking in his sleep? Why didn't his mother say anything about this?
"What did I say to make you touch me?"
Hsu Jing's face was full of pity. He held Ou Ruoli's hand and said with a pained expression, "Dad, I'm cold. He had said it many times in a row, saying that he couldn't help much, but he was a man after all, so he could still be your father."
Ou Ruoli nodded, indicating that he could accept his words. However, he still had to ask, "Then why did you touch me? Can't you just hug me to keep me warm?"
Hsu Jing's face was full of grievance and his voice was low. He raised his arm and said, "Look, my arm is full of blisters. How can I hug you? I want to touch it back and forth. Isn't it hot from rubbing?"
The silver thread in Ou Ruoli's eyes contracted, and his face was filled with surprise. This person must have transmigrated here, right? He actually knew how to rub and heat up.
His words were watertight, and he really could not continue asking.
Ou Ruoli nodded in confusion: "Oh, I see. Didn't I say that there's nothing to touch when I'm a man?"
Hsu Jing smiled but did not say anything. What he was thinking was, 'You're very easy to touch.'
Ou Ruoli closed his eyes and muttered to himself, "Then I'm going to sleep. Don't come over even if you're talking in your sleep. I'm a cold-blooded animal. I won't be cold."
Ou Ruoli indirectly told Hsu Jing that his lie was too clumsy and that he had already seen through him.
He did not know if Hsu Jing understood or not, but he said with a serious expression, "That won't do. You are now my pet. I have to ensure your basic needs, good food, good clothes, and the master's love."
Ou Ruoli wanted to say, 'I don't need your love. Your love makes me feel burdened.'
However, in the end, he still said against his will, "Then feel it. But I'm a man, so it feels weird."
Hsu Jing nodded, "Then, when you turn into a snake, can you touch anywhere?"
Ou Ruoli thought for a moment and decided that it didn't matter when he was a snake. There was only one long line, and he could tell which one was which. Even if he had set a position, he wouldn't be able to find it.
Thus, the two of them happily decided to touch each other when they turned into snakes. When they turned into humans, they could only touch their waists.
Ou Ruoli could still feel Hsu Jing groping around in his half-asleep state, but he was too sleepy. In any case, it was to keep him warm. Since Hsu Jing had good intentions, it was better not to disappoint him. So, Ou Ruoli, who had let down his guard, fell into a deep sleep.
What could Ou Ruoli say? Facing Hsu Jing's shameless words and actions, he really wanted to refuse. What should he do? But why was his body so soft?
Was he still looking forward to it? Ou Ruoli's eyes were filled with tears. He was a straight man, but why did there always seem to be wolves wanting to f * ck him?
Ou Ruoli's hands and legs were weak as he lay on the bed. His voice was extremely weak, sounding a little expectant and a little empty. In any case, it was full of invitations. "Do you have to learn?"
"No, I just want to make you feel happy. I'm the master, and this is also a project that I'm taking care of you for. You just have to enjoy it."
Ou Ruoli felt that Hsu Jing was flirting with him. In the end, he just wanted to take advantage of him, and his ultimate goal might be his little butt.
Just thinking about it gave him a headache. It was all because he was too beautiful and the men he met were all mentally ill. They all liked him.
What happened to Xu Xian falling in love with Lady Bai? How was it different? Was it okay to deceive the audience like this? Wasn't the SARFT very strict? Should they report this crew when they got back?
System: Father, can you be normal? His name was Hsu Jing, and he was called the fairy because he was good-looking. That's why he had the name Xu Xian. It had nothing to do with the legend of the White Lady.
Ou Ruoli: No? Why is my sister a big white snake?
System: Your mother is also a white snake ~
Ou Ruoli: Then how do you explain that I'm a green snake?
System: You are a BUG, so there is no need to be so calculative. I am the only one who truly loves you, while everyone else wants to f * ck you ~
Ou Ruoli:... (Didn't you always want to f * ck me as well? You took my points and refused to use them, insisting on changing your physical body.)
He then turned on the light.
Hsu Jing just looked at the dazed Ou Ruoli. The more he looked at him, the more he liked him. Looking at his delicate little face and his cute appearance, he was really popular!
While Ou Ruoli was thinking, Hsu Jing had already finished all the preparatory work. His expression was as pious as a knight's. If it wasn't for the fact that his current posture was too obvious, Ou Ruoli would have thought that Hsu Jing's serious expression was really tranquil and beautiful!
Ou Ruoli asked with tears in his eyes, "What do you want?"
Hsu Jing lied with a serious face, "I'm teaching you how to exercise your body to prevent constipation in the future."
Ou Ruoli felt that what he said was too disgusting. Moreover, he did not constipate at all, okay? However, Ou Ruoli did not retort. This could be considered as a form of concern for him. Even if he did not accept the kindness of others, he should not take it too hard.
Seeing that Ou Ruoli did not resist, the corner of Hsu Jing's mouth curled up as he prepared to take action!
Unfortunately, it was all too late. It was like a gentle breeze brushing against your face. You could only feel that you were being teased, but you could not catch a single trace of it!
Because a silver light flashed, Ou Ruoli turned into a green snake, and everything happened so quickly that he didn't even have time to react!
Hsu Jing was stunned and could not help but shake his head with a bitter smile. What sin had he committed? The snake meat that was in his mouth actually ran away. He looked at his mountain peak and then looked at Ou Ruoli, who had turned into a snake and was sleeping soundly. He was so angry that he could not take it anymore.
Hsu Jing poked Ou Ruoli's little green head. Even though he felt wronged, he could only silently swallow it and sigh to himself!
"What a heartless little demoness. How can she not take any responsibility after flirting with her? Didn't your mother teach you to do everything properly? It is wrong for you to give up halfway. I will forgive you this time, but I won't allow it next time! "
The sleeping Ou Ruoli: Who's flirting with who? How shameless.
Hsu Jing took a deep breath and then another. He lay on the bed and hugged Ou Ruoli in his arms. The cold wet feeling was like Ou Ruoli's tender skin just now.
"Can't you tell me before you change back, you little thing? Look at me, what's the big deal? You have no conscience."
Hsu Jing knew that Ou Ruoli could not hear him, but he really wanted to vent all his bitterness. In the end, he felt that he was too childish to be calculative with a small snake. He laughed in his heart and gave up on the treatment. He hugged Ou Ruoli and fell into a deep sleep. There were no dreams that night. It was a good sleep.
In the early morning, the birds in the courtyard chirped and chirped, signaling the arrival of dawn. The man and the snake in the house had no idea what time it was, because Hsu Jing slept with the windows and doors tightly covered with dark cloth.
Only when the servant knocked on the door did Hsu Jing slowly wake up. When he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Ou Ruoli, who was sleeping in a circle around his chest. The tail of the snake was swinging elegantly on his face, and the tip of the tail was gently stuffed into his mouth. No wonder he had an indescribable dream this morning!
Hsu Jing had no choice but to carefully tuck Ou Ruoli under the blanket. He got up and washed up. Then, he got up and cooked all kinds of eggs in the kitchen.
When Ou Ruoli woke up, he was in a state of sleepwalking. The gray pupils in his eyes were constantly contracting, helping him to recover the memories of the previous night.
When the results of the search were replayed in his mind, Ou Ruoli's expression was very interesting, because a green snake could be seen with his head turning red, and there was a faint possibility that it would become even redder.
When Hsu Jing returned with the eggs, he saw such a scene. He quickly put down the eggs and rushed to the kitchen with Ou Ruoli in his arms.
Ou Ruoli trembled. 'It can't be that he tried to kill me after failing to entice me, right?! I've only been here for a hundred days and I'm already turning into snake soup? I still have a long life ahead of me!'
Hsu Jing held the struggling Ou Ruoli in his arms and pretended that he was not feeling well because of his illness.
"Chef Zhang, take a look. Why is this snake head so familiar?"
Chef Zhang was actually very afraid of snakes, but the young master wanted to take a look no matter what. Seeing that the snake was being held by the obedient Young Master Ren, Chef Zhang dared to touch the head of the snake.
"Young master, this snake is fine! The snake's head is very flexible. Look, the moment I touch it, it wants to attack me. It's so lively. Please go back, young master!" The snake was really too scary. What kind of color was it? Red and green. It was so ugly.
Ou Ruoli: You're the ugly one. Your entire family is ugly.
"Ruoli, are you alright? Say something! " Hsu Jing's face was filled with worry. The snake had yet to eat him. He hoped that it would not fall sick because of him.
At this moment, Ou Ruoli, who wanted to smash his head into the wall, nodded helplessly. Because the matter was really big, he actually responded so casually, and Hsu Jing even swallowed it. He felt so ashamed! When he recalled the feeling of Hsu Jing's fingers moving on his body, he couldn't help but think about what to do next!
He felt a lump in his chest, as if a mouthful of old blood was stuck there. This should be depression, right? He, Ou Ruoli, would be a depressed snake in the future?
Ou Ruoli, who was depressed to the extreme, rushed to the beam of Hsu Jing's room with his red snake head.
He even made a hanging rope pose for himself.