C80 Two Sagebrush

"Mommy, no, Mommy, you're the best Mommy in the world."

"That's right, she's the world's most, most, most, most, best Mommy. Mommy, when I grow up, I'll be able to make money. I'll give you all my salary for the first month."

"Mommy, from tonight on, I'll give you a good beating every day."

"Then I'll get some water for Mommy's feet."

It was over