Dandyism Sword Sovereign/C305 The One Chosen Was Actually a Weirdo
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C305 The One Chosen Was Actually a Weirdo

Xuan Yuan furrowed his brows, feeling annoyed in his heart. He had met such a nonsensical person. If he couldn't even suppress it, there was nothing he could do about it. Not to mention the woman chosen by Xuan Shui! It was absolutely impossible. He knew that he was a good person. He absolutely couldn't let such a good girl be destroyed in such a shameless and unreasonable hands. Absolutely not!

Xuan Yuan looked at him and continued to chirp non-stop. Later, he would ask what this place was. After asking why, he thought to himself, Hmph! I was really blind to choose someone like you to inherit the inheritance. Pah! To think that you had even comprehended Sword Intent. Furthermore, it was a double Sword Intent. I thought that you were a young master. Holy f * ck, you're just a playboy. It had nothing to do with a master.

However, at this point, Xuan Yuan didn't want his reputation to be lost, so he could only endure it for now. He would often listen to Jian Ao ask questions like this and that.

Xuan Yuan's perfunctory act caused Jian Ao to secretly slander him in his heart. He said, Yo! You want to casually say a few words to get rid of me?! You think too simply of me! If it wasn't for my low strength, the Earth Level Technique would not have appeared in the entire Wind Domain. Do you think I will inherit your dual cultivation technique? Let me tell you. . . I, I, am as clean as a duckweed, untainted by dirt. Zhuo Qing Lian is not a demon! Humph!

The two of them each had their own thoughts and ulterior motives, but they both had a tacit understanding. It's good that you and I know about it.

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"We're here!"

Xuan Yuan suddenly stopped flying.

"All of you are peak experts of the Sword Sect, and the Peerless Expert of the pyramid of the Wind Domain. Why don't all of you live in such a simple and crude house? Furthermore, it's white, illusory, and illusory. It seems like it will disappear at any time. "

In front of Jian Ao, there was no tall and luxurious house. Instead, it was a small house that was only a few dozen square meters in size and in the shape of a thatched hut.

People loved to live in luxury houses because they liked to live in luxury houses. This would allow them to discover their own identity and use the house to gain face.

"Could it be that this is the legendary Big Fake. . . "

"So much nonsense! Go on!" Xuan Yuan frowned and loosened his grip. Instantly, Jian Ao's body was like an apple that was affected by gravity. With a swoosh, he fell down.

When he landed on the ground from high up in the sky, countless streams of air were affected. Immediately, countless amounts of wind rolled and rolled. They rushed to pour into Jian Ao's mouth, which was unable to close. The latter was speechless and could not even speak.

"Plop!"

The heavy object landed on the ground, causing a loud sound to ring out. A human-shaped hole appeared on the ground, and it was an extremely eye-catching sight.

"Senior, senior, this is murder, murder! Murder for personal revenge! This is not the style of a senior at all. "

Jian Ao's voice was heard from the huge pit.

"Didn't I just beat you once? It was fair, fair, and righteous. Besides, I fought you back then. I secretly went easy on you. If you don't say it, I won't say it. No one will know! No matter what, I will help you this time! I won't let you lose too badly! But what about you? You threw me down from such a high altitude. If it wasn't for. . . My physical body is tough and can withstand it. Is this how you treat your benefactor?!"

Black lines appeared on Xuan Yuan's forehead. Didn't you say you wouldn't tell anyone? But now, it was. . . Two people knew what to do! You have to prove my innocence!

Jian Ao struggled for a while before he finally got out of the pit. He sat on the ground and panted angrily. Even a clay figurine would feel unhappy if someone were to throw him down like a piece of trash. If it wasn't for the fact that you only have a remnant soul, I would have beaten you up long ago, to the point that even your wife doesn't recognize you.

"Eh!? There are still people like this!" Jian Ao could feel the presence of someone next to the grass hut, and he couldn't help but exclaim.

"Senior Xuanshui!" Jian Ao pretended to be surprised and hurriedly said to Xuan Yuan, "Senior Xuan Yuan, this junior didn't do it on purpose. I didn't mean to tell you that you lost to me in front of your beloved! This is my fault! "

Xuan Yuan: "I want to go down and give him two slaps. " It was so infuriating! You're acting so pretentiously, isn't that a bit too superb?

Jian Ao turned his head and looked at the mysterious water. Senior Xuan Shui, I didn't mean to say that your Dao Companion is inferior. No, no. What I meant to say was that Senior Xuan Yuan was the most handsome man in the junior's heart. A man like Senior Xuan Yuan is rarely seen in this world. He has even become extinct! Yes, Senior Xuan Yuan has become extinct! "

Xuan Yuan was incomparably furious as he roared. "You are the one who is extinct!"

Jian Ao smiled bitterly and said, "Senior Xuan Yuan, You misunderstood me again. How many times had it been? I said that I would let junior hand over your language. You still don't want it, now you're wrong again! What I mean is that Senior Xuan Yuan's good character is already extinct!"

Xuan Yuan thought for a moment and nodded. It seemed that he was right and not too wrong. He could not help but look at Xuan Shui with bright eyes. Did you see that?! Your husband, I am just so awesome! Even a puny Second Level of Sword Master Stage can bow to me under my garnet dress. Bah, it's under my handsome face.

However, what Jian Ao said next made Xuan Yuan have the urge to kill someone. It also made the latter finally understand what it meant to hold onto someone higher and fall harder and harder, and the more painful it was!

"Senior Profound Water, the flaw in Senior Profound Water's beauty is that Senior Profound Water is narrow-minded and narrow-minded! Junior, I have only won against him once. However, he has always opposed me. Let's not talk about how he has abused me before. Just from the height he threw me down, you can tell a thing or two about it! " Jian Ao said in a serious manner.

Abuse! He could tell a thing or two!

Xuan Yuan heard the sound and fell down from the sky. When did I ever mistreat you? It was clearly you who mistreat me, alright? It was clearly like this! You evil person, you're still going to complain first!

Xuan Yuan pointed at Jian Ao angrily and said, "Little bastard! I'm abusing you? Good! Good! I'll torture you. I'll let you see how powerful I am. I'm not a pushover!"

After saying that, he chased after Jian Ao and started beating him up.

Jian Ao shouted, "Senior Xuanshui, look at Senior Xuan Yuan! He. . . He doesn't respect his elders. He is using his seniority to show off. He is bullying others!" As he spoke, he dodged to the side.

One chased, the other ran!

One angry, one laughing!

He did not seem like a grandmaster at all. He was like a frivolous playboy.

Xuan Shui frowned when he saw this. It was fine if the person he chose failed, but he didn't expect his husband, Xuan Yuan, to choose the same person. Could it be that his inheritance was destined to be defeated by them?

"Senior Xuan Shui, save me!" Jian Ao hid behind Xuanshui in a flash.

"Come out! Little bastard, come out now!" Xuan Yuan's running body paused and muttered.

Jian Ao said. "Don't come out! If you have the guts, go ahead and beat the bull across the mountain. Hit me through Senior Profound Water! "

Beat me across the mountain? F * ck, what kind of martial technique is this!

Xuan Yuan was stunned. How could he possibly know how to beat a cow across a mountain!? Furthermore, these words were referring to his wife as a mountain, and a mountain was usually ugly! This meant that he was scolding his wife for being ugly!

As a man, he hated it when others called his wife ugly. He immediately snorted and said, "Come out! Come out for me!"

"Don't come out! I won't come out!"

Xuan Yuan said. "I will give you one more chance. Will you come out or not?! Don't think that I can't do anything to you just because you're hiding behind Shui'er. This is my domain!"

Jian Ao said. "I won't come out no matter what! If you come out, you will hit me! I won't come out even if you beat me to death! "

Xuan Yuan shouted. "A dignified seven foot tall man hiding behind a woman, what kind of man is he?! I think you should just castrate yourself!"

Jian Ao replied, "F * ck! You can scare a fool with your words! It's not enough to scare me! You think I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid! I just won't come out, I won't come out!"

Xuan Yuan was furious! How could there be such a weirdo in this world!

Xuan Yuan was extremely furious and said: "You are not a man!"

Jian Ao replied, "Yes. I am not a man. I am a boy because I am not eighteen yet! " In his previous life, 18 years old was considered to be an adult. This was true.

Xuan Yuan: " ------ You are not a man! "

Jian Ao said. "No, I am a man!"

"No, you must be a woman!"

"You're the woman! Usually, when a woman disguises herself as a man, she will not admit that she is a woman!"

"You are the mother of the woman!"

"Yes, my mother is a woman! This is common sense! "

"Xiu!"

Just as Xuan Yuan was about to say something else, a yellow object suddenly flew out of the room and landed accurately on the unprepared Xuan Yuan's face.

"F * ck!" Xuan Yuan was stunned for a moment, then he took it down. It was a banana skin!

"Who!? Who is it!? He actually dares to throw trash around! " Xuan Yuan was furious.

Xuan Shui and Jian Ao were also stunned. Where did this banana peel come from? Xuan Shui's face revealed a bitter smile. Other than that little grandaunt, who else could it be?!

"Swish, swish, swish!"

After the banana peel, countless apple cores, pear hearts, and other things flew out. They were densely packed. There were probably several hundred of them.

"F * ck me! This is my territory, how dare you ambush me? You're courting death!" Xuan Yuan shouted.

With a single hand, a cloud came from afar and condensed into a huge plate, which was aimed at the apple core.

"Scatter!"

An ethereal voice was heard from within. Immediately after, the condensed plate let out a "Hu" sound, then dispersed and returned to the cloud.

"What!?" Xuan Yuan only had time to be shocked before he was submerged by the apple core and other debris. His entire face was filled with fruit juice.

"Hehe! The fruit juice is delicious, right?" Jian Ao said coldly and unguarded.

Xuan Yuan was going crazy! There was actually someone who could control this Profound Water Cave! Besides him and his partner, there was also a third person.

"What a noisy place! Can't you let me have a good meal?!"

A figure walked out of the room once again. He was holding an apple in his left hand and a banana in his right. He was really good at both offense and defense.

Xuan Yuan was stunned. Why was there another weirdo here?

This was the holy land of the Sword Dao that countless people dreamt of! Why did it become a playground or even a food garden today?

"Yue ~" Jian Ao exclaimed.

Xuan Yuan and Xuan Shui looked at each other, shocked and surprised. These two weirdos knew each other! And it seemed like their relationship was not ordinary. Birds of a feather flock together! The two of them had mixed feelings in their hearts. The two people he chose were both weirdos!

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