C10 Pastoral and Western Dining

I can only learn," she whispered. Not long after, a tall and handsome waiter drove a delivery truck to the entrance and called for me to go out and pick up the goods. I arrogantly said, "Deliver them to my room …" Actually, I'm afraid of the Nine Heavens outside. Who knows, if I go outside, will he discover that I'm an unhuman, a ghost, and a god?

It was a good thing that the service in the high-class dining room was first-class. Not only did the waiter bring the dishes to the room, he even helped me clean the Sun Lao'er's smoke-filled mahjong table and set up two sets of tableware and ordered dishes.

Mu Ge'er was very fair, one for each person. The waiter looked at me, meaning to ask why I was the only person in the room and why I had ordered two servings of food.

Then he saw a fat Sharpei who couldn't tell if it was a pig or a dog jump onto the table. First it was an appetizing salad, then it was red wine and goose liver. The procedure was not bad at all. On the other hand, I didn't even get the right knife and fork.

Under the questioning gaze of the waiter, I awkwardly put down my knife and fork. "Hehe, my family's little pet usually eats a lot and understands this set of skills, but I don't really care about it. The key to the food is the taste —" My eyes were incomparably deep and profound as if I was expressing my emotions.

Mu Ge'er, who already knew me better, made a disgusted gesture towards me while eating, but I ignored it.

As expected, my gentle appearance stunned the tall and handsome waiter. Maybe he really thought of me as an unkempt, soul-cultivating artist. Otherwise, why would he be so well-trained in a pet dog?

After a long time, he recovered from his shock and took out his POS machine, embarrassed. "Teacher, are you swiping the card or in cash —" He had already upgraded to teacher level.

At the end of the matter, I pretended to be straightforward as I took out the cash in my pocket and slapped it on the table. "Cash —"

"Ok, please pay 1300 RMB for your meal and 130 RMB for the service. The total is 1,430 RMB — —" The waiter quickly calculated the bill.

"Er —" I was stunned. I counted the money several times on the way back. It was 1,316 yuan, not enough.

"Th-that …" I don't know what to do.

"What's wrong, teacher? If you don't have enough cash, we can swipe our card. We support any bank's Silver Union Card —" The waiter was still as sincere as before.

"En," I was already on the back of the tiger and couldn't get down, yet Mu Ge'er acted as if she didn't hear me, and focused on eating instead. I say, my lady, you can't bite off that steak anymore, but you can't just stand there and eat it, right?

"Do you own the 10% service fee?" I asked reservedly.

"Yes, according to the rules, this 10% service fee belongs to our staff," the waiter said.

I nodded. "Well, today I won't give you 10% service fee, I will only give you 1% service fee, and the remaining 9%, you can pick any piece of work you like from my shop …"

The waiter's eyes lit up, "Really?"

Without another word, I picked up the bottle of red wine and took a sip. Perhaps the waiter saw my frown as I was comparing the beers, and he said quickly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Master, I didn't mean to question you!"

Upgraded to Master again. Hur hur, hur hur.

I kept my face expressionless as I looked at him with a slight smile at the corner of my eye. The waiter gritted his teeth and said, "Master, your works are too valuable. I can't accept them. I will only charge you 1% of the service fee —"

Maybe he didn't look at the calendar when he went out, maybe he didn't look at the plaque on the door when he came in, maybe he didn't even notice the quality of the goods in the shop, but I knew he was serious.

I was just about to open my mouth and start hitting the snake with a stick, so I might as well let him skip all of those 1%. The waiter cut me off with a wave of his hand. "Please let me —" He finished, bowed, took the money — 1313 yuan, bowed again, and left —

I kept watching the waiter start the car and drive away. He was such a good waiter, such a good person. If I were truly a master, I would definitely give him a piece of my work.

Turning around, she saw that my plate was half empty. Mu Ge'er started eating on my plate, "Wa, you actually dared to steal my food, you don't want to stay anymore —" I grabbed onto the steak that she hadn't snatched away, putting it in my mouth first.

After fighting with Mu Ge'er to finish the western cuisine, I was only half full. Then, I walked to the door and used the last three coins I had from Old Man Liu to buy three big stuffed buns for me. After eating two steamed buns, I was finally seventy percent full. It's not bad even when I thought about it.

She just lied down and slept while Mu Ge'er watched TV alone. It had only been a few minutes, but Mu Ge'er had already woken me up. "So what?" I asked gloomily.

The news was being broadcasted on the television, "Early this morning, the police found an unconscious woman in front of an unfinished building on the outskirts of the city. She was initially suspected to have been kidnapped by criminals, and several suspicious men were also present, who had been taken away by the police. According to reliable sources, the injured woman is the only child of, a well-known entrepreneur in our city. She ran away from home before the incident … "

"Seems to be saying you —" I said. "So your family is so rich!" I suddenly have an idea, which is to return Mu Ge'er's soul to him. If that rich old man is happy, she would be able to give me tens of millions.

"The lives of rich people are also very painful. Even though I'm a bit ugly now, I don't need to study, I don't need to take exams, my life in an interesting class is just too beautiful," Mu Ge'er stuck out her tongue and said indifferently.

I shook my head. A man who is full doesn't know how hungry he is. But then again, how much pressure could it be to make a beautiful little girl rather turn into a dog than go home?

"In the future, I still have to go on a tour... "I still need to find a handsome boy to fall in love with …" Mu Ge'er continued.

I was speechless. "Big sis, you're a dog now …"

"I know! But I will definitely make the guy I like fall in love with me! " She seemed to be full of confidence.

"Impossible, there aren't many people who can fall in love with a dog. Even if there really is one, it's a freak with a special hobby!" One sentence from me exposed the truth.

Mu Ge'er was still looking forward to the beautiful dream of the handsome guy falling in love with a fat Sharpei that was like a pig, when one sentence of mine shattered this glass dream, and she shouted angrily, "Can't you just say something nice!"

I thought about it and said, "But I think there are successful cases in other countries as well!"

Mu Ge'er's eyes lit up, "Really, tell me quickly …" After she finished speaking, she thought about it and then said to herself, "Hmm, handsome men from foreign countries are also not bad. I know four foreign languages, so it shouldn't be difficult to communicate with them!"

After talking to himself, he looked at me again. "Quickly tell me about that case!"

I shook my head and didn't say anything …

Mu Ge'er rolled her eyes, "Big brother Otaku, just tell me!"

[You actually tried to be cute in front of me. If you had been like that before, I might have said it out of the kindness of my heart. It's a pity that you look like this now. Tsk, tsk. I don't dare to praise you.]

TC: "Er —" I still won't say.

Mu Ge'er became anxious, "What do you want to do before you are willing to say it?"

I had already thought about it long ago. The moment she finished speaking, I had already told her the price, "You are not allowed to eat Western cuisine again. Just like me, you are to eat stuffed buns — —"

"No — —" Mu Ge'er firmly rejected me, "This is the condition that we agreed upon, we can't change it …"

"Then ask your dad to send you your living expenses," the thought of eating a meal of 1313 yuan made my heart bleed.

"Nonsense, then won't I return to my old life?" Mu Ge'er bared her fangs and brandished her claws.

I shook my head. "That's impossible, who would force a dog into an interest squad —"

Mu Ge'er did not say anything, and after a long while, she suddenly started to cry. Woo woo — Otaku, you bullied me … "

"I —" As a person, I fear trouble the most. The most troublesome thing in the world is a woman, the most troublesome thing is a woman who loves to cry, and the most troublesome thing is a woman who loves to cry.

"Alright, alright." I was frustrated by the fact that I was crying. "As long as you stop crying, we can talk everything out!"

"Really," Mu Ge'er's eyes shone brightly, she did not look sad at all. My heart cries out that I've been fooled. Just as she was hesitating in her heart, she frowned and was about to cry again. She could only say, "That would depend on your conditions!"

"Stop saying that I'm just a dog!"

Big Sis, I thought, but you're really a dog now. But his mouth said, "Sure!"

"Tell me about that case!"

"Sure!"

"I want to eat western cuisine for every meal!"

"No!" "This one really doesn't have —"

"There really is such a thing!"

"There really isn't —"

Seeing my resolute attitude, Mu Ge'er also lowered her standards, "Then every other day, eat once," after saying that, he looked at me with a pitiful expression, "This is already the lowest standard — —"

"Impossible, I can only eat once a month at most!"

"Two days …"

"29 days —"

"Three days …"

"28 days —"

Finally, we reached an agreement to eat a western meal every 15 days. I touched my pockets. The last 3 yuan had already been turned into a stuffing bun. Girl, don't talk about 15 days. I still haven't decided on where to settle the big stuffing bun tonight! Forget it, let's just focus on the sight in front of us first.

"Now, you can tell me about that successful case —" Mu Ge'er said excitedly, her eyes still filled with hope. Seems to be trying to take some inspiration from the case I'm about to talk about.

I pretended to be mysterious and said, "Lady, do you really want to hear it?"

Mu Ge'er bared her teeth at me, "Alright, since you asked this question with sincerity, I will benevolently tell you. This successful case is the story of the princess and the frog prince! "Wahaha!"

Seeing Mu Ge'er's angry look, I finally had a feeling of being able to wash away my shame and exaltation.