C11 The King of Hell Is Still an Agent

"Otaku, you —" Mu Ge'er was furious.

At this moment, a piece of news suddenly came on the TV and attracted my attention. I made a gesture and said, "Shh —"

"According to our station's news, yesterday night and day, there were two astronomical wonders that appeared in our city. One of them was the appearance of thunder and lightning in the clear sky while the other was the phenomenon of solar eclipses without any warning. Next, please watch the video provided by the enthusiastic netizens —"

On the display screen, in the clear sky, lines of clear lightning could be seen streaking through the air as if searching for their target. I patted my head. What a close call! These lightning are all coming for me.

Then a second video, nothing to look at, just a missing piece of the moon, and then that piece of land suddenly appeared again.

"Next, we have invited astronomical and meteorological experts to explain these two strange astronomical phenomena!"

An old man came out of the television with a scholarly appearance. "The first phenomenon of thunder and lightning on a sunny day is not unusual. It is caused by the friction of the atmosphere," the old man said calmly, and he was sure.

"As for the second phenomenon, it's more interesting. According to my observations over the years, it's most likely because a certain star's shadow is projected between the earth and the moon, blocking the light …"

Damn it, did you not see last night's danger? If it was me or the Black and White Impermanence risking our lives to cut the Howling Celestial Dog, all of the women's aunts in the future might not be able to come.

"Here are a few pieces of news. According to the statistics department of our city, this month's CPI is 5.8% higher than the previous month's …"

I put the remote next to the still-angry wooden singer's paw. "You watch TV yourself, I'll sleep a little more …" With that, he sneaked into the Sun Lao'er's shiny black bed and went back to sleep.

In a daze, I felt someone pat me. When I opened my eyes, Sun Lao'er had returned. Mu Ge'er was not here, and had gone somewhere to play. It was a great loss that she was not here, or else, when she saw Mu Ge'er taking over the body of the Howling Celestial Dog, he would have no idea how Sun Lao'er would roar at him.

"Great Immortal Sun," I said, jumping out of bed. "What did it say?"

Sun Lao'er smiled at me first. When did this guy learn it from White Impermanence? He smiled idiotically at me before saying anything.

"Thanks to my beautiful words in front of the Celestial Emperor, this matter has already become a reality. The Celestial Emperor had no choice but to let you be the King of Hell, but as a proxy —"

A small stone in my heart fell to the ground, for the time being. Even though I haven't been in Hades for more than a day, I already like this job a little, and I earned more money last night than I earned in the first half of the year. This profession had a great future.

"However, the Heavenly Emperor is very angry about your High-grade Magic Weapon. He will send someone to investigate and find out about this recently because there is an expert pulling the strings behind the scenes. If not, you brat, even if you recuperate for several tens of thousands of years, you won't be the King of Hell —"

It's just a matter of eating and drinking. When the time comes, the Black and White Impermanence can just get some roasted chicken and pig heads to go around. Anyway, the deities all rely on smelling the scent.

"Then what about my Immortal Sign?" I asked the question that I was most concerned about. Without the Immortal Sign, it would mean that I was still the same thing that didn't look like a human or a ghost. I don't approve of the Nine Heavens, but I still didn't dare to go out during the day.

Sun Lao'er spread his hands, "No!"

"How come there isn't any?" I panicked. I am not a god of the night. If I can't leave home in the day, then wouldn't that be suffocating me?

Sun Lao'er's eyes stared wide open. Just as he was about to flare up, he seemed to have thought of something and softened down, "Eh, this Immortal Sign is in the process of being created. However, this thing was too difficult to create. One needed to collect the spiritual energy of the sun and moon and refine it for forty-nine days. "One day in the sky, one year on the ground …"

"Then wouldn't I have to wait 49 years before leaving during the day?" I roared at him.

Sun Lao'er immediately waved his hand, "The higher ups are saying for you to wait another 49 years, but after much consideration and after much effort, we finally solved this problem."

"Why didn't you say so earlier —" I faked it, wiping the cold sweat from my forehead.

"This..." "This …" Sun Lao'er's face was full of pride, as he began to keep his mouth shut — — "Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu ~

"Immortal Sun? Grandpa Sun! I was too rude just now. I hope Grandpa Sun doesn't mind — — "A real man is able to yield, at most he'll just treat it as coaxing his grandson.

Sun Lao'er waved his hand, "No, no. Although I have gone through a lot of trouble, with our relationship, it's still something that should be done."

In the past, playing mahjong and stealing cards for a dollar was a common occurrence. If anyone owed him a dollar, they would have to return today even if they had to chase to the ends of the earth. This was a deceitful affair. In broad daylight, there was no need to be courteous. It was either deceitful or a thief. I have to be careful not to get trapped by this thing.

"You don't know? When I heard that you will only have Immortal Sign in 49 years, I was worried that you would not be able to eat or sleep well. In less than a day, you see, I have lost quite a few kilograms. "I kept thinking and thinking and finally thought of a way — we can hide you and make it so that the Nine Heavens can't see you …"

"How?" I asked. "You're not giving me a house with four wheels under it, are you? I'm going out to push the house around."

"How can that be?" Think about it, what kind of magical equipment can cover the sky? " Sun Lao'er kept them in suspense.

"Old Lord Taishang's gourd?" I woke up.

Sun Lao'er shook his head, "No, my gourd is already filled up the sky, it's not covered up —"

"What is that?" Great Sage Sun's Jingu Bang? " I didn't read much when I was a kid, and I don't have enough now.

"The Fighting Buddha is now in the Western Paradise, not here. What's more, Jin Tou Bang could break through the sky, but it would be better to cover it up … "I reckon there's a problem..."

"What is that?" Grandpa Sun, don't keep us in suspense — "

"Hehe, this is the magic treasure of Empyrean Yuanshi — the Yellow Apricot Banner …" The Sun Lao'er said.

"I remember now, I remember now," I said as I took a step back. That was indeed the case. Jiang Ziya had used the yellow almond flag to cover the sky, blocking out the sun, moon, and stars in the broad daylight.

But then I thought of another question. "Grandpa Sun, don't tell me you want to use the flag 24 hours a day. Isn't the world pitch black?" I can't be that selfish. I can't make people around the world suffer just like me because of my own affairs.

"So this is the hard part!" The Sun Lao'er said, "For my sake, it's not impossible for me to cover the sky with the yellow almond flag, but it can't possibly cover the sky for 49 years. So, I begged Sky Sovereign Yuanshi in the Hollow Jade Temple for three days and three nights, his mouth almost worn out, and finally got him to cut off a piece of the yellow almond flag and make you a hat. In the future, if you go out and wear this hat, it'll cover the sky above your head, and you won't be discovered by the Nine Heavens."

Then, as if he was offering a treasure, Sun Lao'er took out a green hat from his pocket. It was a triangular hat, and if the hat was red, it would be more or less the same as Santa Claus'.

I looked at the hat and said, "Why... Also... Yes... Green... Color... "…"

Sun Lao'er glanced at me sideways, "Who told you that the apricot flag must be yellow?"

I shook my head. If the Black Wuchang could stutter and I could become the King of Hell, then what could be impossible?

How can I go out with this hat on? I would rather not go out with my whole life, than wear this hat. He couldn't afford to lose face.

Sun Lao'er stuffed the hat into my hands and then spread his hands. "You can do it, if you can think of this method, I have already done my best —"

Damn you, where's the Black and White Impermanence? Hurry up and capture me, I don't have the face to continue living.

Seeing my unsightly expression, Sun Lao'er took the hat from my hands and helped me put it on. "Look, it's not ugly at all, there's even two small ropes hanging down for you to tie, in case a gust of wind blows it away — —" Sun Lao'er really seemed like he was teaching his grandson how to wear the hat.

I looked and sure enough, there were two thin ropes on either side of the hat, which were used to fasten the hat to the head. This time, I'm really going to cry. Black and White Impermanence, where did you two run off to? Take me away …

"Alright, the proper matters have been settled. It's time for me to leave too," Sun Lao'er saw that I was looking at them with a strange gaze and wanted to slip away. Where are you going? I grabbed him.

"My welfare?" I asked, staring at him.

"What benefits?" Sun Lao'er looked confused.

"Don't pretend to be stupid in front of me. As an immortal, you should be able to ride the clouds and change the forms of your divine abilities. Your hands can emit some kind of light wave, jumping a few kilometers at a time, and no matter how weak, you should at least possess some martial arts skills …"

The Sun Lao'er shook his head, "There really isn't any. You don't have any Immortal Sign, so all of this needs to be driven by its power."

"Damn you, what's the difference between that and a normal person?" I roared in dissatisfaction.

"There's a difference. You have the High-grade Magic Weapon, so normal immortals wouldn't be able to beat you even if they had magic power, so you don't need to worry," Sun Lao'er consoled.

I frowned. Things had already come to this point, what else do I have to say?

"Oh ~ ~ ~" Sun Lao'er thought for a while, "I remember now," he took out a seal from his pocket, "I will give this to you, in the future, the operation of the Underworld will depend on it —"

I temporarily forgot about the trouble with the hat and Immortal Sign and took the seal.

Sun Lao'er took the opportunity to shake off my hand, and started to slip towards the door. "This shop is yours, since I haven't registered with the business tax department, remember to pay 800 RMB every month for it —"

Hearing this news, I continued to be absent-minded.

Sun Lao'er had already walked to the door, "There is one more thing, brother, I have been transferred to our land, in the future I still need you to take care of me — —"