C12 The Underworld Is in the Gourd

Continue to be absent-minded... The heck, I was wondering how this fellow had changed today. He treated me so well, so it seems that he has been demoted to a Lord of the Land. Anyone who had seen Journey to the West would know that Lord Earthen was a deity at the very end. He was much worse than the King of Hell.

I finally recovered from my continuous absent-mindedness. My lord, the matter of the hat had yet to be settled, yet I've already given this crappy shop to me. Although I am a proletarian, I can only take over this shop.

However, I did not buy any of them. When I went out the door, I saw the Sun Lao'er riding his motorbike and leaving in a cloud of blue smoke. Well, look at the exhaust. I won't tell him about the engine oil burning in his motorcycle cylinder.

When I looked at the crowd staring at me with astonished gazes, I remembered that I was still wearing the green hat and hurriedly raised my head to look at the sky. Indeed, the Ninth Heaven didn't notice me.

He quickly ran back into the house and pulled off his hat. Wearing a green hat was enough for 2B, but wearing a cotton green hat during the summer was even more so.

Putting aside the matter with the hat, I took out the seal given by the Sun Lao'er. There were three big words on it, "Hades' Seal".

Check my assets, a rented shop, and pay $800 a month in rent. A plastic seal, a cotton green hat and one super Magic Weapon, these are all my assets as the King of Hell. No, there were also two followers and a dog.

I couldn't help but sink into deep melancholy. Damn it, I didn't even get a single cent of the starting capital of the Sun Lao'er. The lights in the shop were shattered by lightning yesterday and I wanted to change them. The counter had been crushed by Zhao Gongming. It's all money.

Just as she was feeling depressed, Mu Ge'er ran back with her four legs spread out. She was probably fat, and the moment she entered the shop, she collapsed onto the floor, gasping for air with her tongue hanging out.

"What the hell are you doing? Be careful not to get lost and get caught eating dog meat!" I expressed my dissatisfaction with her.

Mu Ge'er rolled her eyes at me, then stuck out her tongue and spat out a bank card.

"I knew you were so poor that you were about to eat. Just now, I sneaked into my house and took out one of my bank cards —" Mu Ge'er said.

Darling, I love you so much. From now on, you are my parents.

"I took the card and wiped my mouth on my thigh." Ge'er — "With such short hands and a soft mouth, I even changed the way I address him," How can I be embarrassed, how can I take your money … How much money do you have in here? "

Mu Ge'er looked at me in disdain, "Not much, which is the leftover of my year's allowance, around two hundred thousand —"

"Two hundred thousand?" I was stunned again. "About that …" That... Ge'er... Didn't you say last time that you were going to find a handsome guy to fall in love with? What a joke, spending 200,000 yuan in pocket every year was still a leftover. If he were to marry her, his mother-in-law would be so happy, but he would have to spend hundreds of thousands of yuan every month to reward her.

Then, when my father-in-law and mother-in-law land a stomp, the wealth in the hundreds of millions will belong to me.

"You?" Mu Ge'er continued to look at me with contempt, "I think it's better off not. With your appearance, even giving me the free ride is a waste.

Me: "…"

I glanced at her and muttered, "Little girl, you don't know —"

Without further ado, I went out to get some cash. "You look after the house, I'm going to get the money. What's the password?"

"123456, hurry up and come back, I still have to eat western cuisine tonight —"

"Understood!" I threw off my legs and started for the door, but then stopped.

Seeing that I had stopped, Mu Ge'er said, "You still know how to care about me? "When I went back just now, I heard the servants discussing that my body was currently in the hospital and I was still unconscious. The doctor said he wanted to become a vegetable …"

Girl, you really mean wrong. But I was still ashamed. The little girls were all glass, sensitive, and attentive to things the lords could not think of.

I could only sigh with her, and then I took up the green hat that I had thrown to the side and put it on embarrassedly. Mu Ge'er looked at my weird expression, and swept away her previous disappointment, as she laughed out loud.

I said a few simple sentences to her. The gist of it was that from today onwards, if I were to go out, I would have to wear this hat. Otherwise, I would be struck by lightning.

Mu Ge'er had also heard a few things about the Nine Heavens from my conversation with the Black and White Impermanence, so she showed me a little bit of heartless sympathy, causing me to sigh for a while.

I put on my hat and forced myself to leave the room. The moment I stepped out of the door, I felt even more depressed. When I wasn't proud of myself, I would really be stuck between teeth while drinking cold water. When enemies meet each other on their way out, it's actually that couple I saw last night who said I'm running like a dog while sticking out my tongue. They were actually walking around the market hand in hand.

Man: "Darling, darling, look, it's that dog."

Woman: "Which dog?"

The man said, "Just that one. Just that one whose tongue is covered with a lot of moss —"

Woman: "Oh, it's him... "Where, where —"

Man: "Right there. Just walked past you."

The woman: "Ah! His hat looks so weird, and it's even green! "

Male: "Hehe, a man wearing a green hat —"

Woman: "Green-hat male dog — —"

The two young lovers whispered. I have good ears and I can hear you clearly. Humph, those who become major events don't bother with small matters. Today, I will let you two adulterers off.

Enduring all kinds of looks, surprise, mockery and whispers, I finally walked to the nearest ATM.

Insert card, select language, enter password, check balance, there were indeed around 210 thousand. He went back to the first floor, took the money, entered the amount, collected the money, and took the money again... I took twenty thousand in one go before I left satisfied.

With twenty thousand dollars in my pocket, I suddenly felt that I had become rich, that my whole being was high-end and high-class, and that even the green of the green hat on my head seemed to have become lighter.

Along the way back to the shop, they continued to look at each other and whisper. Mu Ge'er had already been standing at the door, looking as fervent as a husband who had just finished work.

As soon as I entered, she took off her green hat and impatiently said to me, "Hurry up and call for a meal, I'm starving — —"

I unhesitatingly nodded my head and went out the door just in time to see Old Man Liu locking it up and preparing to get off work. It was only then that I realised that as the sky darkened, it was time for Fanjiayuan to get off work once more.

He immediately stopped the Old Man Liu and borrowed the phone. Under the doubtful gaze of the Old Man Liu, he made another two orders for the western cuisine.

Not long after they returned, the handsome guy hadn't arrived yet, but the two brothers, the Black and White Impermanence, had returned first. They had been delayed for an entire night yesterday. Today, the two brothers were exhausted. They had to work overtime to collect the souls that they had confiscated from the previous night. His tired tongue was longer now.

The two Wuchang already knew that I had officially become the King of Hell, and White Impermanence flattered me once again. I had directly filtered out Black Wuchang's words.

The two of them shook their heads. Unless it's a tribute, they won't be able to eat it, so they went out to look for food on their own. These two had quite a lot of incense in the mortal world, so they never worried about eating or drinking. Before leaving, he said that he would bring me to the Underworld tonight to see my jurisdiction.

When they arrived at the entrance, the two ghosts met the handsome man who delivered the food during the day. The two ghosts directly walked past the handsome man who delivered the food and left, causing him to shiver the moment he entered the door.

"Grandmaster!" The moment the handsome guy saw me off, he bowed towards me and quickly cleaned up the mahjong table. He cleaned up the plates at noon and placed new tableware on top.

I swaggered out of my pocket and took out twenty thousand dollars in cash and tossed it on the table. "I'll give you twenty percent for today's service."

The handsome brother thought to himself, "This master is indeed different. I have to pay for his work when I see him in the morning, even the service fee has been doubled in the afternoon." He hurriedly said gratefully, "Master, I have decided. From now on, I will send you free of charge for all the meals you've ordered. I will not charge any service fee!"

"Then how can I accept it?" I pretended to say, but my heart blossomed with joy.

"This is my only wish. Master, please fulfill it!"

I could only nod my head, troubled. "Ai …" People, always in this way, but not between the end and what can you do about it? "Isn't it all just endless drizzling …" My voice and eyes are even more misty than my words. I don't even know what I'm talking about, much less the handsome guy. However, the more he acted in such a manner, the more he felt admiration for the other party. As expected, the other party nodded his head excitedly and left with a respectful bow.

"Wa — —" Mu Ge'er knew who I was and pretended to retch. "You've really disgusted me — —" After speaking, she climbed onto a stool and jumped onto the mahjong table, opening and straightening it.

I coldly swept him with my gaze. "Darling, it's best if you enjoy your last big meal within 15 days. From now on, all of your meals will be stuffed buns …" I slapped away the black claw she was holding out for my steak.

Not long after he finished eating, the Black and White Impermanence also returned. Hehe — Lord, let's go … " White Impermanence said.

I nodded my head and walked forward a few steps with the demeanor of a elder brother before turning my head back and saying with a confused expression, "Where should we go?"

White Impermanence pointed to an unremarkable, broken gourd hanging on the wall and said, "Hehe — Lord, the Netherworld is inside —"

I looked at the bottle gourd that I have played mahjong for many years but have never paid attention to, "Shouldn't Netherworld be in Fengdu?"

"Hehe," White Impermanence said. "Lord, the name of this gourd is Fengdu."

Me: "…" There were too many things that left me speechless today.

"Open the way — —" I waved my hand, preparing to carry my beer bottle on the road.