Deputy Yama/C26 Green Hat Dog Piss on the Ground
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C26 Green Hat Dog Piss on the Ground

After a long night in the car, I fell asleep as soon as I lay down. When he woke up, he found that the car had arrived at the magnificent back door. After getting off the car, four to five black t-shirts surrounded me. I nervously looked at them. After a long time, those black T-shirts bowed towards me, "Hello, Big Bro!"

Oh my god, you scared me, I was about to kneel down to these brothers.

This was the first time they entered such a resplendent place. There weren't many people and most of them were unfamiliar faces. The few who went out to fight last night were probably caught or caught, or else they went out to seek shelter.

Take the elevator to the top floor. In a large living room, I met the Brother Loong.

"Brother," the Brother Loong embraced my shoulders, "It's all thanks to you that I lost all my face last night."

I replied politely, "It's nothing. I still have to thank Brother Loong for saving me from the police station."

Brother Loong held my hand with a heroic expression, "How is it? Follow me.

Coming out to mess around was basically asking for money for fame. I am already the big boss behind the Paper-man Zhang Paper Company now, I will still care about the money you earn with that unscrupulous attitude of yours. Speaking of reputation, I'm the King of Hell. Even though I'm acting as a representative, I don't care about the deaths of several hundred million people. I smiled and shook my head, "Forget it, Brother Loong. I accept your good intentions, but I still have other work to do."

Brother Loong still did not give up, "Brother, what do you want, I will definitely satisfy you?"

"I really don't need anything," I said firmly.

If others were to reject Brother Loong like this repeatedly, Brother Loong would definitely fall out with him. But I know that Tiger Lord is currently in the hospital, and Brother Loong needs my help to knock down the Howling Celestial Dog, so he won't fall out with me.

The black shirts by the side all looked at me with reverence. Most of them had stayed behind last night to guard their splendor, so they didn't see it. However, my heroic deeds were already spread far and wide. But I never thought that my Spiritual Master would be so cool to dare reject Brother Loong's good intentions.

Brother Loong saw that I did not know how to appreciate favors, so he found a way out for himself, "No matter what, you are my brother, blood brother. My name is Ah Long, you can call me Ah Snake.

"Old Snake," I said. &

With his hands behind his back, the black t-shirt around me bowed to me, "Good morning, Elder Brother Snake!"

Brother Loong smiled slightly, "If word comes out, Old Snake will be my blood brother from now on. If someone provokes him, that would mean provoking me —"

F * ck, what the hell are you doing, Li Dai Tao? No, I'm borrowing his corpse to return the dead's soul, and that's not it. Damn it, this rumor of yours is known by the Howling Celestial Dog. It doesn't matter if I agree or not, since everyone outside knows that I'm with you. F * ck, the police will know.

I smiled bitterly, "Brother Loong, forget it, I really am not the material you are talking about. I didn't even figure out what happened last night. "

Brother Loong patted my shoulder again, "Brother, you don't have to say anymore, I'm just optimistic about your indomitable spirit!"

Me: "…"

I was muddleheaded, and didn't even know how I got out of Brother Loong. Unable to refuse the offer, I became Flying Dragon Association's number two. Even though it was just a name, there was no need to report it to Golden Roc Shrine. But I was a gangster, after all.

Brother Loong sent a few of his subordinates to send me back to the Fanjiayuan. Disappointed, I lay down and slept. What the hell, did I somehow become a criminal who got his guarantee pending trial, or inexplicably became the second in command of Flying Dragon Association? Somehow, Laozi became the main pillar of the underworld.

When I woke up, it was already dark. I walked to the door drowsily. The big stuffed bun had already closed. Old Man Liu had also gotten off work. My stomach was rumbling with hunger as I took care of my physical needs in front of Old Man Liu's public toilet. Ye Zichen walked back to the store with his pants up.

The Black and White Impermanence followed behind him and entered, "Come, let's go to the Underworld to take a look. We didn't go for a day."

With a flash of blue light, the three of them arrived in front of the hall. The massive Arc de Triomphe stood on the square. In the underworld, the Arc de Triomphe was magnified once more. The Arc de Triomphe that was three stories high had now reached the height of five stories. Compared to the dilapidated Hades Palace, this place was much more majestic.

I looked around, but could not find Wu Chengen, so I could only call out, "Wu? Where are you? "

A voice came from beneath the Arc de Triomphe. "Stop shouting, I'm here!"

The Black and White Impermanence and I looked around. After a long time, we finally found Wu Chengen, who was pressed under the door frame of the Triumph Portal.

"I say Wu, do you have a tendency to be abused, or do you feel uncomfortable all over if you don't find something to pressure you?" I asked.

Wu Chengen sighed, "Don't say anymore, yesterday I was at the plaza counting stars in the sky, and the door suddenly fell from the sky, before I could even run, it had me pinned down, which one of you guys can do me a favor and pull me out."

I worked together with the Black and White Impermanence to pull him out from under the Arc de Triomphe. This fellow was pressed down like a piece of paper and only recovered after trembling for a long time.

Wu Chengen touched the door, "En, this door is good. I will continue to study it, and try to automate the trials as soon as possible."

I also patted his shoulder. "Alright, I'll leave this task to you."

Then, we arrived at in the Yama King Palace. As usual, Black and White Impermanence led the dead spirits that they had saved up for the past two days over, then turned left and right again. Then I threw the Hades in the air.

It took more than an hour.

I looked. Luckily, I didn't see any signs of Tiger Lord. He shouldn't be dead.

Coming out of Netherworld, I was both hungry and sleepy. Then sleep again.

Just as he was falling asleep, someone knocked on the door. When he opened his eyes, the sky was already bright. Who could be so annoying as to knock on the door so early in the morning?

I got up impatiently. "Who is it?" I opened the door. Two policemen were standing in the doorway. I didn't recognize either of them.

"You're Zhai Nan?" An older fatty asked.

I nodded my head obediently. Damn, who told me to wait until the trial? The address here at the police station yesterday.

"We're from the City Police Squad, come with us," the fat policeman said.

"Police uncle, I really am not a gangster!"

The young policeman became impatient, "Don't be so long-winded. In the past two days, your Old Snake's reputation has become well-known to us all!"

Damn, I slept for only two breaths' time and the name of this Old Snake actually spread.

"I really am not a gangster."

"Would you like to come with us? Our chief would like to talk to you," the young policeman said.

Helplessly, I went inside, put on my hat and followed them out the door. Alright, since the police already knew, then the Howling Celestial Dog should also know. I think I should still make preparations. Before I went out, I placed the Magic Weapon and beer bottle that were always in the shop into a bucket bag.

Old Man Liu stood at the door of the toilet, "Otaku, you stinking brat, did you pee at the door of my toilet last night?"

Seeing the two policemen, Old Man Liu immediately forgot about me peeing. "Otaku, what did you do?"

"I... I don't know, "I don't even know how to tell Old Man Liu.

Looking at the people coming and going in the Fanjiayuan, "Comrade Police, can you give me a hood? I'll cover my head," I said gloomily.

The old policeman said, "I do have a hood, but if you think about it clearly, I'm still not fooled."

I thought about it and decided not to. After all, I didn't know what was going on.

Under the gazes of all the counterfeiters of Fanjiayuan, I walked towards the police car outside of Fanjiayuan. He left behind countless whispers along the way.

The atmosphere was so tragic, so solemn, so many pairs of eyes staring at me in silence. A long, chained walk, farewell to the people of the country. After killing me, there would be a later person — from the big musical East Red.

"Dearest, look, it's that green hat dog again." The moment the enemies met each other, the damned little couple that didn't die had come to wander the Fanjiayuan again.

"Which Green Hat?"

"The one I saw last time!"

"Oh, it's him. Where is he? "Where is it?"

"Right there, taken away by the police!"

"What did he do?"

"I heard that he peed on the Fanjiayuan Market last night!"

"Hee hee, a green-hat dog that piss everywhere —"

The rumors spread very quickly. Before I even walked out of the Fanjiayuan, it was me who was taken away by the police because of peeing. Many of the adults in the shops were taming their children, "If you dare to put them at the door again, they will be taken away by the police like that man in the green hat!"

Damn it, Uncle Police, why don't you put a hood on me.

When we reached the police station, in an interrogation room, I saw the legendary city police captain and anti-gang leader. A fat middle-aged man introduced himself as Wang Hai. You are Old Snake? "

"Captain Wang, my name was given to me by Brother Loong yesterday. I truly do not wish to use it …" I said wistfully. Whenever I went into the police station these days, I would look so sad that people would think I was in trouble.

Wang Hai held a few resumes in his hand, "I already know your situation. A week ago, you were still a little hoodlum who charged protection fees at the school gate and had nothing to rely on. Afterwards, you bought a nearly closed antique shop in Fanjiayuan. and then came out of it the night before last -- "

I nodded eagerly. "It's good that you know it, I really have nothing to do with Brother Loong and the rest."

Wang Hai slammed his resume back onto the table. "You still dare to say that you don't have anything to do with it?" He took out another list, "This is the list of core members of the criminal group Xu Hailong that we know about. Take a look at your ranking." So the Brother Loong's name is Xu Hailong, this is the first time I've heard of it.

I picked up the list, and saw that the first person on the list was Brother Loong, and the second person was me.

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