Deputy Yama/C4 Nine Layered Heavens
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C4 Nine Layered Heavens

"Still hungry —" I said to Xie Bian.

"Hehe, how could this be?" Xie Bian scratched his head. "Is it because adults are still humans?"

Xie, what are you saying? If I am not a human, then what am I? No, I can't really be considered human anymore. After thinking about it carefully, I really got hit by Sun Lao'er's f * cking plan. I am a f * cking thing that doesn't look like a human or a ghost now.

"Ah Da …" Ah Da... Ah … Smell... Smell... Smell this... Can... Can... "Able to eat until one is full —" Black Wuchang began to sell the candles and incense on his plate.

"Shut up!" "Shut up!" White Impermanence and I shouted at the same time.

"Hehe, Lord, these are all tribute. We all eat this —" White Impermanence said in a rather awkward manner.

"Sun Lao'er eats this too?" I asked in disbelief.

"Hehe — uh — the former Lord Yama, often bought boxes of food to eat — —"

I nodded. "Then you help me buy a box lunch —"

"Ah Da — — Ah Da — —" Black Wuchang's words were immediately filtered out.

"Hehe," White Impermanence said in embarrassment. "Lord, we are Messengers, we cannot come into contact with living people, and even more so, we can't take things out of the air —"

"Oh..." I said helplessly, "If that's the case, then who's going to lend me some money …"

"Here —" Black Wuchang took out a stack of bills.

I saw that they were all 1 trillion big notes, and they were all "Made in the Underworld Bank". The man painted on them looked more and more like the Sun Lao'er.

F * ck! Damn you, Xie, don't stop me, I'm going to cut this guy to death today.

"Milord, we, we, we, we …" "Everyone..." Flat... On... Only... Eating these - "Black Wuchang said with a sad face.

As expected of White Impermanence, her red eyes rolled back and forth for a moment. "Hehe — Lord, I have a way —"

"What is it?" I asked, "I heard that those evil people of Dajian's would be turned into various ingredients in the Underworld for those evil spirits to eat. If you have any more oil to fry, adulterers and unrighteous people, don't bring it up anymore —"

"Hehe … Looking at my lord's current appearance, it should be because the trapped dragon hasn't ascended to the heavens yet. With this method, I can only need to work once and you will be able to enjoy the luxury of living a life full of wealth …" White Impermanence said.

"Forget it, no matter how wealthy he is, he's still a rich person with profound strength … and so on... You said 'the world' just now? "

White Impermanence shook her head, and her one foot long red tongue also shook. "Hehe, that's right."

"Big brother, hurry up and say that this matter is done, you will be my big brother in the future." My heart was filled with excitement, just like a wife who had been waiting for seven or eight ladies, but was so impotent that it seemed that it was the first time a rich man had seen an advertisement on the telephone pole saying "The old military doctor specializes in treating impotence".

White Impermanence sneakily walked over. "We can find a rich family's skinny young master and hook his soul away. Lord, if you come out again and say that you can cure his disease, then you can put on an act and we can return his soul back to him. Then young master is fine again, that rich family will definitely thank you. "As long as we can do it skillfully, even the Nine Heavens will not be able to discover us."

"Good idea, good idea," I nodded. "But I'm very hungry right now!" This move, even far water cannot quench the thirst. " My heart stirred with excitement. I didn't expect that all these unwritten rules would come as soon as I became a cadre. It seems that this position is worth it.

White Impermanence continued to shake her head. "Hehe, let's go out when it gets dark and see if there's anyone who did something wrong. Let's test it out on a small scale."

"That's fine too. The mosquitoes and flies are meat, so it's fine." I don't care too much about that now. "Why can't we go now?"

Hehe — Lord, you don't have an immortal record yet, and you've also angered the Ninth Heaven just now because you want to break the contract. Right now, divine thunder is rampaging all over the sky, not to mention that you want to break the contract, but you don't have an immortal record.

I said gloomily, "Could it be that I can only hide in this house forever? Damn, the Sun Lao'er doesn't even have a toilet. "

Sun Lao'er sneezed in the Heavenly Court. After counting with his fingers, he shouted, "If I had to go out a meter, it would be a free public toilet.

Black Wuchang: "No … No... No need... Use... Using Dodge, Slash... Chop … It had been hacked to death … "That's good then …"

I swept my eyes across Black Wuchang. I was already completely speechless at his way of speaking.

White Impermanence: "Hehe, just wait a little longer. When it gets dark, the lightning should be gone and the Lord is temporarily safe."

"What do you mean temporarily?"

"Meaning..." Meaning... Meaning... "Then..." "Then..." That's right, you … You... You... Total... Total... Always... One... One... One day, will... Will... "I will be struck to death by lightning …"

"Shut up —" Hearing Black Wuchang's words, I felt my blood run cold. Stuttering was a sin committed by the heavens. There was still a way to cure it, but this brat's mouth must be filled with sin. He had to die. Some other day, he would definitely treat this fellow's stuttering and stinky mouth. He would strengthen his training and follow the path that he had taken before he entered the sect.

"Hehe, Lord, unless you obtain an immortal record, you can be discovered by the Nine Heavens at any time. So even if the divine lightning dissipates, it will only be temporary," White Impermanence said.

Sigh, looks like this is the only way, I hope that Sun Lao'er can quickly settle this matter, the best would be to get me some immortal books. I am still rather satisfied with my current state. Although the Black and White Impermanence are a little sorry about their looks and have seen more than just each other, their attitudes are still pretty good, much better than the employees of the past.

Night fell, and the Fanjiayuan s were shrouded in silence. After working hard for the entire day, the counterfeit antiques dealers had already followed the afterglow of the sun back to their own residences. As the sun set, some of the animals came out of their nests and began their activities for the day. Referring to "Man and Nature" in the form of language)

White Impermanence floated out the door, then returned after a short while, "Hehe, Lord, the heavenly thunder has dissipated. From now on, until the sun rises tomorrow, it's the weakest period under the Nine Layered Heavens, so you should be at ease and go out."

I carefully carried the bottle and walked out of the "Antique Jade Shop" as if it was a thief. Indeed, the moon outside was bright and sparse, and everything was quiet. The legendary heavenly thunder that was rampaging in the sky had also dissipated.

I wiped off my sweat. Today was too dangerous, I almost brought down the heavenly thunder. It doesn't matter if I die, if I were to cut a hole in the earth, I would become a sinner among the people of Earth. Although I've always been one of those who throw garbage around and believe in the creed of "Even if I die in flood".

The Black and White Impermanence followed behind me, floating on the ground. I seriously suspected that a gust of wind would be able to blow them away. Actually, they were quite eye-catching. These two brothers were very famous and had grown up together, but they had never heard of anyone bringing these two brothers out for a stroll. However, this could only be self-admiration. These two brothers used a concealment technique, so normal people wouldn't be able to see them.

"Xie —" I asked. "What on earth is this Nine Heavens? Why is it so powerful?"

"Hehe, Lord," White Impermanence shook her sob. "That's a long story."

I looked at the pitch black Fanjiayuan. "It's fine.

"Hehe, ahem," White Impermanence cleared her throat, "Lord, this Nine Heavens is the highest existence in the Heaven, Earth, and Mortal Realms. It has no shape, no appearance, and no physical entity." Hehe, ahem, "White Impermanence cleared her throat," Lord, this Nine Heavens is the highest existence in the Heaven, Earth, and Heaven Realms.

"What order? Is it a red-headed document from the Heavenly Court? "

"Hehe, this is just one aspect, there are many more. For example, the destruction of the human environment, if the human world continues to destroy the environment, then that would attract the vengeance of the Nine Heavens. The tsunami last time was actually just a warning from the Nine Heavens."

"That's amazing," I said, astonished. The Indian Ocean tsunami was a tiny, limited warning of the Nine Heavens destroying the human environment. If this guy got angry, he could poke a hole in the earth.

"Hehe, actually, the Nine Heavens value the Underworld more and the Underworld the most." White Impermanence said, "Those in the Three Realms are basically the souls, so the Nine Heavens are the ones that keep an eye on the souls the most."

"Well," I asked, "what's so special about souls? Even if they die, if they live, even if the world doesn't have ten billion souls, it still has eight billion."

"Hehe, my lord might not know this, but souls are the most basic part of the Three Realms. Only by having souls constantly reincarnated can the Three Realms operate. Even if the evil spirits were destroyed in eighteen levels of hell and could never reincarnate, there were still some powerful souls that wanted to sneak across the bridge and swim across the River Wang Chuan instead of going through the Bridge of Helplessness. As a result, they would forever sink to the bottom of the river, and their souls would forever exist. The soul will only be added and not extinguished. Every year, the Nine Layered Heavens added a few million souls to meet the needs of the Yang World's population. However, he paid more attention to the disappearance of the soul. If a soul disappeared, the Ninth Heaven would get very angry … "Very angry …"

White Impermanence discussed for a long time until my head felt dizzy. I didn't know what was going on at all, while my stomach rumbled again. I didn't care what kind of soul or spirit it was anymore, "Who do you think we should make our move on? This time, we must definitely find someone who can make some money. " I said, rubbing my stomach.

"Hehe —" White Impermanence also stopped his words and floated to my side. "Don't worry, this little one is confident in myself."

I looked at White Impermanence's red eyes and suddenly said vigilantly, "This isn't the first time you guys have —"

"Hehe —" White Impermanence felt that her tongue was a hindrance, so she used one hand to support her tongue and shook her head. "You can't say, you can't say …"

Looking at White Impermanence's expression, I suddenly understood one thing. It's best not to ask too much about this, otherwise I would offend the previous Hades. The river and the lake are dangerous, the government is dangerous, I have to be on guard.

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