C7 Eating the Moon

"Xie, what should I use to hit them?" I asked.

"Hehe, Master, the High-grade Magic Weapon in your hands can attack people from the God Realm or the Three Realms, it's the best weapon —"

I nodded. That's easy. With one hand clutching his crotch and the other holding the beer bottle, he rushed into the pile of souls, grabbing his old and new enemy, Lai Gou, and smashed him down. As expected, Magic Weapon s are easy to use. Lai Gou's soul was smashed by me, like a pile of mud.

"Hee hee, master's Magic Weapon is indeed a thousand times stronger than our mourning stick. Admirable, admirable —"

"Ah! Again …" Ah … Ah … "Not my own …"

He directly ignored the existence of the Black Wuchang. I took a breath. I hadn't eaten for more than a day. "That's not right, there's a problem." I say, Xie, how can these scum not even gasp for breath after I smash them like this? Then, what meaning is there in smashing them? If you want to train your body, then go home and smash cotton. "

"Hehe, that's easy to deal with. Actually, they have their senses locked on them. I will go and let them go." White Impermanence rushed into the pile of souls and began to violently beat them up while crying, causing the scum to immediately feel a bit more human.

Downhill Leopard was the leader of the group of souls. All of them kneeled on the ground, "Please spare my life, please spare my life, please spare my life —"

"Hmph!" I narrowed my eyes and coldly snorted. "The Ninth Heaven can forgive you, but I can't forgive you …" With that, he grabbed the beer bottle and rushed into the pile of souls one after another. He was overjoyed, overjoyed, and overwhelmed with emotions. No, I can't use it here. My primary language isn't taught by a physical education teacher.

The bunch of hoodlums, under the encirclement of the Black and White Impermanence from the front and back, simply didn't dare to resist, allowing me to smash them into all kinds of shapes, and their bodies were filled with holes left behind by the bottle. Screams and cries filled the air. This Magic Weapon was indeed extraordinary, smashing until its bones cracked.

After venting for a good while, he finally felt comfortable all over. He was so tired that he couldn't even lift his hands anymore.

"Keep it …" I said to White Impermanence.

White Impermanence nodded. "Hehe, as expected, Sir …" Before he could finish, a piglet scuttled out from the grass. No, it wasn't a piglet. It was a shar pei dog that was even fatter than a pig.

The moment the Black and White Impermanence saw the Sharpei dog, their expressions changed. One of their faces became even paler, while the other became even darker. The Sharpei Dog scurried out of the grass and ran straight to the pile of souls. With the speed of lightning and the speed of thunder, it opened its mouth slightly and swallowed Downhill Leopard's soul into its stomach.

"F * ck, puke it out for laozi," I was so shocked that my chin nearly hit the ground. White Impermanence's words, "If a soul disappears, the Ninth Heaven will be very angry …" "Very angry …" Words kept ringing in my ears. Downhill Leopard would be very angry if he lost his soul, and the consequences would be very serious.

Seeing that the fat dog was about to devour my second soul, I panicked. The beer bottle in my hand drew a beautiful arc in the air before ferociously smashing onto the fat dog's butt.

Wuu ~ ~ ~" The fat dog cried out in pain. It limped for five to six meters before stopping, looking at me with an aggrieved expression on its face.

The beer bottle bounced back into my hands, and I held it tightly, "Xie, what is this thing, an immortal? Demons? ET? " In any case, I know that dogs that can swallow souls are definitely not ordinary dogs.

White Impermanence's eyes showed a hint of panic. She had lost a soul that shouldn't have, for no reason at all. If she was discovered by the Nine Heavens, she would be struck by lightning.

"Hehe, my lord, this fellow is a Howling Celestial Dog raised by the God Erlang." I looked up and glanced at White Impermanence. At this moment, he was still grinning, but his smile was even uglier than crying.

I tilted my head and whispered, "Which officials of Hades and God Erlang are stronger?"

"Hehe, to be honest, Lord is the Low-grade Immortal, God Erlang is the middle grade immortal, and from what I've heard, he even wanted to call the Celestial Emperor 'mother uncle'."

I rolled my eyes at him. Holy shit, this is a story that has been circulating in the human world for hundreds of years.

As the saying goes, even beating a dog requires its master. I hesitated for a moment before deciding, "Little fatty, as long as you spit out the soul that you just ate, I'll let you go —"

"I'm not happy!" Howling Celestial Dog said with saliva dripping from his mouth.

Hmph, not only did you not take my face, I made a show of flexing my sleeves. "Do you believe that I will beat you to death?"

"Don't force me to use my ultimate move!" The Howling Celestial Dog tilted its head, its teeth bared on the outside as it covered the sky.

"I'll find the God Erlang to beat you up," I said, alarmed. "He and I are brothers!"

"It doesn't matter, I've already decided to leave him," the Howling Celestial Dog said. Dirty … Dirty... Despicable... Nausea... Peek at the Seven Fairies taking a bath... Landlord Steal... months without changing your underwear... "After buttoning up my nose and wiping it under the table …"

The Black and White Impermanence brothers and I were dumbstruck. We didn't think that the Howling Celestial Dog would explode with so many of the God Erlang's ingredients in one go. The Black and White Impermanence and I looked at each other, while the White Impermanence nodded. I know what he means, they are only afraid of the God Erlang, not the Howling Celestial Dog. Right now, the Howling Celestial Dog were obviously stealing away from the mortal realm, so there was no need to be courteous to him.

I rolled up my sleeves. "Brothers, cut him —"

The Black and White Impermanence brothers had their white faces covered in smiles and black faces as if they were numb. The mourning stick in their hands was placed on their right hands as they swung it around. It was definitely the standard posture of a hooligan.

The Howling Celestial Dog anxiously retreated a few steps, "Don't come over, if you come over again, I will use my ultimate move!"

"Brat, obediently spit out the soul that you just ate. We can still talk properly!" I warned.

The Howling Celestial Dog laughed bitterly: "I can't spit it out anymore … "It has already been melted …"

I flew up a bottle. "What stomach do you have?"

The Howling Celestial Dog leapt four or five meters backwards to avoid the beer bottle, "Don't force me, I'm really going to use my ultimate move!"

"Hmph hmph —" How much energy could a spirit pet possibly have compared to my High-grade Magic Weapon? I said without a care, "You can do it, and give big brother a few fifty cents' worth of ultimate moves …"

"Alright!" The Howling Celestial Dog gritted his teeth, "You forced my hand!" With that, he opened his mouth and nibbled at the air. Oh my god, it's dark now.

When I looked up, I was depressed. The moon in the sky was suddenly missing a piece. It's full moon today, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see so clearly in this wilderness. Now, however, the moon had suddenly lost a piece and the light had dimmed.

I couldn't help but ask anxiously, "Fuck, the tenacious dog eats the moon?" "The Howling Celestial Dog nodded. Your ultimate move is to eat the moon? " I snarled.

Howling Celestial Dog, "You forced me to —"

"Spit it out for me —" Fuck, this is a moon, not a mooncake. The world without the moon, what kind of world was it? It was a small matter to go out at night and not be able to see the road, but the gravity of the earth had changed. Tides, volcanoes, and even aunts came at the wrong time …

This guy ate the moon, it was no less than brother telling a Divine Lightning of the Nine Tribulations in the Ninth Heaven to dig a hole in the earth. Dead, dead, killed by him this time …

"Hehe, my lord, hurry up and think of a way. If you don't let him spit out the moon, in less than a moment, the world will turn upside down!" White Impermanence said.

"Brothers, attack! Pry open this guy's mouth for me!" I was really worried this time.

"If we're going to die, we'll all die together." The Howling Celestial Dog had also thrown caution to the wind, and even opened its mouth to drop another piece of the moon.

"We can't let him bite us!" I said anxiously.

The Black Wuchang acted quickly and pounced forward, pinning the body of the Howling Celestial Dog directly. The White Impermanence pressed down on the Black Wuchang once again, and I also pounced on the White Impermanence without a care for my own safety.

I climbed down from White Impermanence's body and saw that the Howling Celestial Dog was pressed down on the bottom. Its head was pressed down on the ground by Black Wuchang's stomach and it couldn't even open its mouth.

"Quick... Fast... Hurry up, Moon... Month... Moon Fast... Transform... Transform... "It melted …" The Black Wuchang said with great difficulty. In fact, even when he was not having a hard time, he still spoke in this way.

I threw myself over, "Spit it out for me —" The Howling Celestial Dog clenched its teeth, but even if it did not open its mouth, it would not be able to do so.

I was so anxious that I had to find something to pry open this fellow's mouth. In a split-second, a thought struck me. My beer bottle is a High-grade Magic Weapon after all.

"Xie, Faan, hold it down for me. Watch me —" I pulled at my sleeves and rushed over. I pinched the Howling Celestial Dog's mouth with one hand and stuffed it into his mouth with the other.

"Faan, you are suppressing us too much. Relax, relax!" Hearing my words, the Black Wuchang raised his stomach a little. Just as the Howling Celestial Dog opened its mouth, it moved fast enough to stuff the beer bottle in. It was so uncomfortable that tears flowed out from the Howling Celestial Dog's eyes.

The Black Wuchang was very cooperative, when I stuffed a little more in, he would lift up his stomach and in a few moments, half of my bottle would be stuffed in.

This Howling Celestial Dog is only so big, and its entire body is only so long. Let me insert more than half of it into my body, don't even mention how uncomfortable it is.

The Black and White Impermanence didn't need to hold back anymore, they stuck the mourning stick into the back of my neck and used their four hands to help me hold the Howling Celestial Dog down on the ground.

At this moment, the Howling Celestial Dog's tears had come down and its doggy face was red. His stomach suddenly jerked and his mouth swelled. Not good, I, who had a lot of experience in alcohol production, could tell at a glance that beer bottle was about to throw up and throw up. He hurriedly spread his legs and retreated. Too late, "Wa — —" the beer bottle only lashed out at me. How could I catch it?

I held onto my bleeding nose with one hand and the bottle in the other. The Black and White Impermanence were still pressing their Howling Celestial Dog. After the Howling Celestial Dog vomited, they muttered to themselves, "Oh my god, it feels so good …"

I nervously looked up at the sky,

Fortunately, the moon was round again. In the end, he still spat out the moon.

"Brothers, cut him for me. Tell him to vomit the Downhill Leopard's soul as well," I said to the Black and White Impermanence.

Now that I'm the King of Hell, the soul of a living person has disappeared. I'm the most responsible person and even if the Nine Heavens knew about this, they still wouldn't kill me.