C9 Resurrection of the Dead

I said, "Actually, I'm an immortal. I can save you —"

When the young lady heard that I was a deity, her interest was piqued. "A deity, a deity. Please tell the world who is the most …"

I didn't even look up. "You're the most beautiful —"

I rolled my eyes and said, "But you can't continue to wander like this or you'll become a ghost. How about this, if you enter this dog's body, you can also be considered to have a place to stay …" As for your body, I will help you recover and temporarily become a vegetable. When you have had enough fun, I will send your soul back into your body … "

The little girl rolled her eyes, "So you're tricking me to be your dog. Hmph, I'm not going to do that--"

"But, you really can't go on wandering like this," I continued, unmoved. "Look at those two guys over there with their white hats and black hats and their long tongues sticking out, they're the ones who catch ghosts like you —"

The girl nodded, "I know the two of them. Black and White Impermanence …" But you, how come I didn't know there was a deity like you? "

I couldn't help but be speechless. Sigh, I just changed jobs. Without a customer base, I wouldn't even be able to get a customer's approval.

"Let me live in this dog's body," the girl said, "but I'm asking for it!" The little girl probably understood that drifting down without any roots or duckweed was not a good thing. If she met another immortal pet that was hungry and liked to eat people's souls, she would not be able to save it. There are cranes, lions, tigers, leopards, and so on. I have to be careful in the future, it's just two dates in total, so I don't want all these animals to eat up.

I only found out later that this is actually an exclusive ability of Howling Celestial Dog that can eat anything that can be seen. Other immortal pets didn't have this function.

There's no other way," he said. Brother is already a deity, what else can't satisfy you? I was full of pride as I waved my hand, "Speak —

"I only eat western food. I usually eat seven-part cooked American New Orleans steak and French foie gras, vegetables and salad must be harmless organic vegetables, I also like to eat baked snails and Australian lobsters, and sometimes I even need to drink some Raphael red wine for 82 years … dessert... I eat ice cream most of the time, but you don't have the craftsmanship of my ice-cream master, and Hagen Das can barely — "

I was speechless. I was about to shout at the Black and White Spirit Emissaries behind me, "Which one of you two is good enough to hook this girl …"

After weighing the pros and cons, I gritted my teeth and nodded, "Okay, I'll agree to all of your terms —"

The girl cheered, "Okay, then I'll go into the dog's body right now —"

I was afraid that she would change her mind, so I turned towards White Impermanence and shouted, "Xie, come and help …" Under the White Impermanence's guidance, the little girl's soul finally entered the Howling Celestial Dog's body. The Howling Celestial Dog was alive again, but it was no longer the Howling Celestial Dog anymore. She twisted her fat body and curled the Howling Celestial Dog's crooked mouth: "So ugly, eh — and I'm still drooling, so disgusting — —"

Afraid that she would go back on her word, I hurriedly comforted her, "It's fine if I stay here for the time being, but if I stay here for the time--"

"Hello everyone — — My name is Mu Ge'er, you can call me Ge'er in the future — —" Fortunately, this young mistress was a bit heartless, and quickly forgot about her unhappiness, about to merge into her new life.

I quickly nodded. "My name is Zhai Nan, you can call me Otaku …"

"What an unpleasant name," Mu Ge'er said. "But looking at your appearance, you are indeed very rogue--"

"Hehe, my name is Xie Bian —" White Impermanence said with a grin. Since his boss had already introduced himself, he naturally had to follow suit. This kind of kid, I like him. He has a future, a future.

I... I... My name is... Call... Call... Ah Fan … Ah Fan … Ahh … "Save …

"Uncle Fan Wu — —" Mu Ge'er said. "This name is so funny, who are you to Mother Nanshan?"

"Ahhh …" Ahhh... Ahhh... "Ah, wrong …" The Black Wuchang was panicking. The names of Fan Wuyou and Xie Bian, no matter whether it was in the Yin Yang or Yang Worlds, could not be crushed. They could not be cooked easily.

The more I panicked, the more I couldn't say anything. I could only hear a series of "ah ah ah ah" sounds behind me. I said, "Stop messing around, he's called Fan Wuyou." When Fan Wuyou heard that I was saving the situation and helped him out, he was so angry he almost choked to death.

Mu Ge'er stuck out her tongue and I said, "Let's talk about proper business. How can we restore Mu Ge'er's body — —"

"Hehe, Lord, we are just Messengers. We have never come into contact with Magic Weapon before," White Impermanence said.

I nodded and climbed onto the carriage with the bottle. Mu Ge'er's body lay on the roof of the carriage. Luckily, although she had fallen from the sky, her body had not become deformed. She had only made a big hole in the Golden Cup. The back of his head fell and broke, and the blood flowed down there. Without the bloodstain on the back of his head, it would be no different from falling asleep. I was wondering why Mu Ge'er was so calm, it turned out that her death was not tragic enough.

With the Black Wuchang's reminder from before, I imitated Grand Scholar Guan Yin's actions. Carrying the beer bottle in one hand and dipping a bit of blood on the other, I flicked on Mu Ge'er's corpse. However, it's a pity that Grand Scholar Guan Yin's bottle is facing upwards. In order to pour out some blood, the bottle's mouth is pointing downwards, making it look like it was raised a hammer. This is too unsightly a scene to behold.

Fortunately, I am also a High-grade Magic Weapon, so after I splashed a few drops of blood on Mu Ge'er's corpse, Mu Ge'er's body seemed to have changed. Her chest rose and fell. She touched the back of her head. The wound had stopped bleeding.

I nodded, pleased with my results. This old monk had finally won against the Seven Great Pagoda.

We jumped off the car, and the Black and White Impermanence also returned the souls of those hoodlums back into their bodies. However, these hoodlums all laid on the ground with crooked eyes, looking like they couldn't take care of themselves.

"Xie, what's going on?!"

"Hehe, my lord, as expected of a Monarch. It can be said that no one has ever done this before, and even the person that was cut down was so enchanting. After their souls were sliced off by the lord, they have more or less suffered some injuries …"

"That won't happen again —" I didn't want to burden the country with dozens of idiots.

"Hehe, don't worry, my lord. It will be fine in a few days. It's just that from now on, I will twitch from time to time, or I will occasionally urinate …"

"They won't remember what happened tonight, will they?" I asked. I didn't want them to remember what had happened to them tonight. Even though I'm not afraid of them now, I'm afraid of trouble.

"Hee hee, no, no, after they recover their Yang, they won't remember us. Otherwise, our image within the temple won't be that far off from each other …"

I nodded. "That's good —"

"Hehe, my lord, it's getting late, let's go back, if we don't go back soon we will be discovered by the ninth heaven."

I waved my hand. "Let's go —" I brought two ghosts and a dog along the road.

Before I could take two steps, I said, "Wait a minute —" I turned back and rummaged through the pockets of the delinquents. Not bad, not bad at all.

On the way back, I found my high imitation Adibas. Lying in the middle of the road, it had been ravaged by countless of wheels the whole night, but it still proudly opened its mouth, it looked a little like a Howling Celestial Dog eating at the moon. F * ck, could it be that I was scared sick by the Howling Celestial Dog's mouth?

After returning to Sun Lao'er's store, White Impermanence and Black Wuchang were about to take their leave. They weren't like me, I was the leader of the staff, and they still wanted to hook in the soul. If they didn't hook in the soul for the whole night, the two of them would probably be rushing the scene during the day.

After the two of them left, the sky turned bright. The Fanjiayuan Market buzzed again, and the counterfeit traders began their passionate day.

I didn't sleep all night, so I couldn't take it anymore. I lay on the Sun Lao'er's broken bed, groaning and wanting to close my eyes.

Mu Ge'er who was busy looking around suddenly jumped over: "I'm hungry, I want to eat … …"

I touched the money in my pocket and thought about the promise I made. "Where can I find western cuisine for you so early in the morning? Is it okay like this …?" I started to cheat again, "The big stuffed bun opposite us is not bad, let's buy 10 or 20 to eat — —"

"Hmph —" Mu Ge'er was unwilling, "You're lying, you're lying —"

"My little aunt, can you not be so loud?" I saw that Old Man Liu, who was in the public restroom, had already stuck his head in and immediately switched on the TV. He switched it to a series of TV and coincidentally, the female lead was shouting hysterically at the male lead, "You tricked me, I hate you! I hate you! "I hate you so much …"

Old Man Liu looked at the television, then looked at me, before retracting his gaze. I was faked, and immediately spoke to the angry Mu Ge'er, "Young mistress, how about I bring you to eat western cuisine right now?"

Mu Ge'er was ungrateful, "No need to go through so much trouble, 6622XXX, just make this call and have someone send it over, and add in the 10% service fee …"

The Sun Lao'er didn't even have a phone call here, so I had no choice but to borrow his phone at the entrance. I called him and found out that it was actually a very famous western restaurant in the city.

I don't even know what other people are up to. I don't even know how to order food. Mu Ge'er did not dare to lie down next to the microphone and directly talk to her. She was a regular customer, even the customers ordering the dishes would be able to recognize her voice. In a few hours, the news of her death would spread.