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Bai Shi Pian (1)

After Xiao Yang was beaten up by the robbers and he was too hungry, he fainted. After an unknown period of time, Xiao Yang woke up with a pungent, pungent, sour smell. Shaking his heavy head, he rubbed his aching legs and arms before standing up and walking slowly in the smoke. Suddenly, a person rushed towards Xiao Yang. He held Xiao Yang tightly and lit a string.

Xiao Yang heard it faintly, "E, I'm going with you." Xiao Yang looked at the man with the black mask in confusion. At this moment, his brain was still dizzy from being attacked by the robbers.

Looking at the continuously flickering fire ropes, Xiao Yang smelt a strange smell. This smell was like gunpowder, wait, gunpowder, gunpowder, ah! Explosive!

Xiao Yang suddenly remembered that he came across a bank robber today. He got beaten up badly, and when he got beaten up, he seemed to see explosives on the robbers' bodies.

"I don't want to die, I'm still a virgin." The robber didn't seem to want Xiao Yang to die either, so he let go. But it was too late, and Xiao Yang, who hadn't taken a step out of the way, was blown to smithereens with a loud bang.

It's true that Xiao Yang is a virgin. Although he has lived with his girlfriend for more than a year, he has never broken through the final stage of being a virgin." Because Xiao Yang believes that marriage is sacred, only in the wedding night is the best time to break through the relationship. It was a pity that he had to wait so long for someone else.

Not long after Xiao Yang's death, a 9 stars universe phenomenon appeared and at the same time, sunspots exploded in the universe. The world suddenly dimmed, and a huge black hole appeared in the vast expanse of space. The black hole continued to spin and expand, swallowing up the surrounding stars.

On Earth, in a bank that had just been robbed in Wuhan, a glowing object that could not be seen by ordinary people was attracted by a black hole. It floated out of the bank and kept rising, finally escaping the gravitational pull of the earth and drifting into space. Finally, it entered the black hole and as the glowing object disappeared, the black hole gradually became smaller and eventually disappeared.

After the glowing object was devoured by the black hole, two masses of black fog emerged from the place where Xiao Yang's body was smashed into pieces. As the black fog dispersed, the two freaks revealed themselves.

He saw a man in a white robe and a man in a black robe. The man in white had two mace in his hand and the man in black was holding a short stick.

"Heh!" Hehe! We came a little too late and let the soul be taken away by the omen. Ah! We just had a few more drinks yesterday and got up a few minutes later today, and that happened. The society of today! "Even Black Hole is going to have to fight over a job with someone." The two of them said to each other.

"Go back and beg for forgiveness from Yan Jun! "I hope Yan Jun didn't quarrel with the first wife yesterday, otherwise …" The two of them shook their heads, not daring to think any further.

After throwing this sentence, the two of them turned into black fog and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"..."

In the Underworld, on the palace of Yama.

Yan Jun sat on the Dark Dragon's throne with an ashen face. He looked angrily at the Black and White Impermanence, who were kneeling on the ground. Yan Jun was very angry today. He had a conflict with the First Wife yesterday and was beaten up by the First Wife. Although the First Wife's strength was only that of an ordinary Heavenly Immortal, he had a big brother in Luo Shang Immortal. Although Yan Jun was a Sovereign King, his strength was only at the Ghost General level, which was far from being comparable to an expert in Luo Shang Immortal. Thus, he could only swallow his anger. Not only was he beaten up, he even kneeled on the washboard in the middle of the night and slept on the floor in the middle of the night. At the same time, he had an extra night of anger.

Well done, the two unlucky Black and White Impermanence ran into Yan Jun, so the result could be imagined. Looking at the furious Yan Jun, the Black and White Impermanence knew that this was a serious matter, so they repeatedly sent glances at the two Black and White Judges.

Yan Jun, who was on the side, wanted to help dissuade them, but for some reason, he became angry today. If the two of them couldn't dissuade him at this moment, then it would backfire.

The two judges naturally thought of "protecting themselves from harm" and pretended to ignore the Black and White Impermanence's colors. One of them closed his eyes to take a nap, while the other directly turned his head to the side.

When the Black and White Impermanence saw the two of them ignoring him, they were so angry that their noses were about to burst out. Normally, a brother would be called a brother. But today, a brother was in trouble and didn't even say anything good. Damn, what kind of brother was this? "We are truly blind." "As long as we don't die, then from now on, you guys just wait for me and my brother to find you!" The Black and White Impermanence swore furiously in their hearts. The Black and White Impermanence were the military officials of the Infernal Realm, while the Black and White Judge were the civil officials.

"..."

"Someone's coming. Drag the Black and White Impermanence outside and give them two hundred canes." Yan Jun ordered. A few ghost soldiers came up and dragged the Black and White Impermanence down. Crackling noises could be heard. After the battle of two hundred battles, the Black and White Impermanence's butt suddenly blossomed and blood started to appear on their robes. After finishing the Black and White Impermanence, he dragged them into the main hall and waited for Yan Jun's final judgement.

A ghost soldier quickly ran over to report to Yan Jun, "Reporting to Yan Jun, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is here."

"Ah!" "Hurry, invite him in." Ksitigarbha was a great figure in hell, so Yan Jun had to give him some face.

The Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who was sitting on a Nine-Petalled Lotus, said after rushing in and out, "Yan Jun, keep your staff!" However, when he saw the collapsed Black and White Impermanence, he immediately laughed awkwardly. "Sorry! "The two of you, this humble monk is late!"

The Black and White Impermanence were extremely depressed. It seemed like the Kitigarbha Bodhisattva had come to plead for them, but they had already finished beating up the two hundred sticks. The Black and White Impermanence cursed in their hearts at the same time.

"..."

Yan Jun asked respectfully: "Bodhisattva, Black and White Impermanence made a mistake, there seems to be nothing wrong with me punishing them right? I wonder if Bodhisattva will stop me? "

"You're wrong!" Yan Jun, not only should you not beat them up, you should also reward them greatly! "

"What do you mean?"

"Yan Jun, you still don't know, right? The ghost that was sucked away by the heavens was not an ordinary person. If you get the Black and White Impermanence to capture him, then your Underworld is finished.

"Oh!" "Bodhisattva, please guide me in the [Mantra of the Maze]."

"You might not know that there is a type of person in this world that can affect the longevity of the Supreme Yin Qi in the Underworld. If this kind of person goes to the Underworld, then there might not be a place like the Underworld in this world! "

Yan Jun was surprised when he heard this. Not only him, the Black and White Judgments beside him and the Black and White Impermanence, who were paralyzed on the ground, pricked up their ears and focused on listening to the next part of the Kitigarbha Bodhisattva.

"This kind of person is a virgin for a hundred lifetimes. To put it bluntly, he lived a hundred lifetimes but became a virgin for a hundred lifetimes."

"Damn!" "This monk is crazy!" Yan Jun, the Black and White Judgement, and the Black and White Impermanence all cursed in their hearts. As they thought about this, their faces naturally revealed expressions of disdain and shamelessness.

Yan Jun laughed and said, "Bodhisattva, you sure know how to joke around. You can even be a skit actress now. Fenggong is not even fit to carry your shoes in that herd. Due to the changes of the times, society began to pay more attention to keeping pace with the times. The Underworld also started to follow the trend, such as refrigerators or color television. Meanwhile, the people of the Underworld also started to watch TV movies. Even the black-and-white judgment cases were handled with computers, which was why Yan Jun said such trendy words.

Kitigarbha smiled awkwardly, then said, "Everyone, don't not believe me, I'm telling the truth! This is not a joke. "

Everyone looked at Ksitigarbha's serious face. Only then did they realize that what Ksitigarbha said might be the truth. He was not joking.

"But is it possible to be a 100-life virgin? Is there such a person in the world? " At the same time, Yan Jun asked: "Bodhisattva, is that possible? Was there really such a thing as a 100 generations of virgins in the world? Even if there is, will he really bring danger to the Underworld? "

"Yan Jun's words are wrong! There is nothing in the world that is impossible, and only we do not know about it. "

"That soul is a 100 generations old virgin, and that 100 generations virgin can really bring about the danger of the Underworld's destruction." Ksitigarbha nodded seriously.

"Bodhisattva, why?"

"You should all know that there are many things in this world. Yin and Yang complement one another, and the female lead the yin while the male lead the yang. Every man has a pure Yang Qi on them, especially if you're a virgin. " Hearing this, everyone nodded their heads.

The Bodhisattva continued, "A virgin man of 100 lifetimes has an incomparable amount of pure yang energy. If the Black and White Impermanence forced him back to the Underworld, then the Underworld of Pure Yin will have an additional sun-like existence. Think about it, if the Underworld has an additional sun, then the ghosts in the Underworld will have a better chance of living? Is it possible that the Underworld still exists? "

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat as they thought, "This is too scary!" "This is too scary!" Yan Jun wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Thank you, Bodhisattva. This Sovereign has received your teachings."

The Kitigarbha Bodhisattva nodded his head, clasped his hands together, and bowed. Then, he floated out of the hall. Other than the Black and White Impermanence on the ground, everyone stood up to see him off. After Ksitigarbha left, Yan Jun returned to the main hall and personally helped the Black and White Impermanence up. He then sat back on the Dark Dragon throne and announced, "Since the Black and White Impermanence have done a great service in protecting the Underworld, This Sovereign will promote the two of them to the next level and bestow them with a hundred bottles of good wine … This is my gift. "

The Black and White Impermanence hurriedly kneeled down and kowtowed to express their gratitude. While they were kneeling, they touched the wounds on their buttocks, but the two of them didn't feel any pain at all. After the two of them were rewarded, they kept sighing in their hearts, "It's rare to get drunk, it's rare to get drunk!" On the other hand, the Black White College's second judge was so jealous that his eyes were turning red. He thought to himself, "Next time, I'll also give it a try when I'm drunk." After Yan Jun gave the Black and White Impermanence a reward, he said to the judge,

"Black Judgement, bring me the case record. This King wants to see how that hundred generation virgin boy was cultivated."

Damn, Yan Jun must have gone silly watching "How to Refine Steel"!

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