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Bai Shi, virgin (Part II)

Yan Jun casually took Black Judgement passed the case file, and looked at it seriously. It had just come up ah! He still looked at it very steadily, slowly starting to laugh as he read, and finally throwing the case aside, "Ha! Ha! "Ha!" He started laughing out loud without any trace of majesty. Beside him, Black and White, Black and White Impermanence, Ox Head, and Ma Mian all looked at Wu Tie in confusion.

The Black Sentinel stepped forward and picked up the case book, looking at it carefully …

After a while, Black Judgement also began to laugh out loud. In the end, he threw that case onto the ground and began to roll around and laugh out loud.

Bai Zheng looked at Black Judgement's performance and a hint of disdain appeared at the corner of his mouth. He thought to himself, "To think that the whole world only knows about Black Judgement, but not Bai Zheng. This is a great opportunity to surpass Black Judgement in prestige!" Thus, he walked forward to pick up the case book and started reading it. Following which, Bai Zheng also laughed out loud. His actions were even more radical than the Black Law. As he laughed, he took off his clothes …

Everyone felt a chill running down their spines. No one had expected that the solemn Black Sin from earlier was actually an exposed madman. One could not judge a book by its cover, but water was not to be measured!

Black Impermanence walked over and picked up the file. At the beginning, he didn't have any expression, only a serious expression. However, as he looked at it, he couldn't help but laugh.

"..."

Afterwards, White Impermanence, Ma Mian, and Ox Head all went to take a look. In the end, other than Ox Head, who did not laugh, the rest all held their stomachs and laughed, tears flowing down their faces.

Everyone in His Highness began to admire Ox Head, but they didn't realize that Ox Head had any good points other than being a little stronger! Now it seemed that he was just hiding his true self!

"..."

What was going on? Why did the people who saw the case file laugh like they were possessed? What kind of magic does this case record have?

Yan Jun was, after all, a Monarch of the first generation, so he quickly recovered. Seeing the puzzled look on His Highness' face, he started to tell them the reason why he, the Black and White Judge and the others were laughing so loudly.

"..."

When everyone heard this, they understood that the case records Xiao Yang's 100 generations of experience as well as the reason he became a 100 generations of virgin.

In his first life, Xiao Yang was born into a family with the surname Li and was called Li Xuan. Li Xuan had been taught since he was young to punish evil and promote kindness, thus he was determined to be a chivalrous hero. Therefore, sincehe was young, she "heard the sound of chicken fighting", "practiced the third or ninth grade in the winter and the third grade in the summer." At the age of eighteen, he smoothly passed the test of the family and began to roam the Jianghu. Coincidentally, at this time, a great devil that everyone wanted to kill had appeared in the martial arts world. Having been punished by his clan since he was young, he naturally had to participate in the Devil Slayer Movement. However, although his family had taught him to punish evil and do good, they had not taught him to do what he could.

Therefore, Li Xuan recklessly challenged the devil. The result could be imagined. After a few rounds, the devil's saber split him into two halves, causing his soul to return to the Yellow Springs. From this, it could be seen that the idea of form had killed people!)

In his second life, Xiao Yang, a peasant named Liu Lin, finally managed to get a wife after a long life of hard work. Unfortunately, when he was about to get married, a rebellion broke out and the rebels ran into his house and robbed him of his intended wife.

In his third life, Xiao Yang was a beggar who had been chosen by a rapist since childhood. After ten years of cultivation, he had successfully graduated and set himself up to become the greatest rapist ever. Unfortunately, the first time he picked a flower, he set his goal too high and became the daughter of Alliance Master Wu Lin. It was a pity that because he didn't have enough martial arts, his' male roots' were cut off with a single sword strike. So he went to court to be a eunuch, and created a peerless martial art, the Sunflower Book, and finally became a woman, but he loved women, and thus became the first gay patient in Chinese history.

In his fourth life, Xiao Yang was finally born into a good family, becoming a prince who was influenced by the erosion of the palace. At the age of ten, he had a crooked thought, and forced a palace maid to have an affair with him.

Xiao Yang was born in a landowner's family. His name was Li Quan. Li Quan had been studying hard since he was young, and at the age of 18, he finally became a top scholar, becoming a famous official. He had lived a life of wealth and prosperity until he was old, but he had been castrated.

In the sixth generation, Xiao Yang was neither a son of a noble family nor a farmer. He was a rapist, a prince who feared death, and a pariah. Xiao Yang was a wandering swordsman named Zhang Meng who was invincible in the world with his Heaven and Earth Sword Art. When everyone saw this, they all thought that even if Xiao Yang was still a virgin in this life, he wouldn't be as miserable as he was in the previous lives. However, the results were out of everyone's expectation. Xiao Yang died in a worthless manner! "That injustice cannot be put into words.

While Zhang Meng was roaming the Jianghu, he made a friend who said, "I cut two ribs for my friend." But in fact, his friend had done it. He just stuck a knife into Zhang Meng's ribs.

Zhang Meng and Zhang Meng were alone. Because Zhang Meng's kung fu was better, they fought in the front while Zhang Meng's friends stood behind him to protect him.

Just when this world's Zhang Meng was engaged in an extremely intense battle with his enemies, two short sabers stabbed into Zhang Meng's ribs from behind. Zhang Meng turned around to see his friend staring at him with empty hands, his friend was using dual sabers, but at this moment, his hands were empty.

Zhang Meng pointed at his friend and said, "So when you said 'a knife in the ribs', you meant a knife in my body!" At this moment, Zhang Meng was feeling especially regretful that he had never read a book before. He did not have any culture and did not even understand the meaning of having two ribs inserted into a knife. He exclaimed, "I must be a scholar in my next life." After he had finished, he tilted his head and died.

The corpse fell to the ground, causing the friend with the twin sabers to step forward and pull out the twin sabers on his ribs. He then paced back and forth between the legs of the corpse and said, "If I don't put the sabre on your ribs, do I have to place it on my ribs? What a fool! "

Yan Jun and the others were all old freaks who had lived for tens of thousands of years. If just one of them was picked out, it would be enough for them to become a great scholar.

Seeing that a swordsman of the first generation had actually died at the hands of a scarecrow, and hearing the words that would make him angry for a long time, Yan Jun became furious. After he finished looking through the documents, he said to the man who had just recovered, "Find out what that boy's name is, and where he is now. This sovereign will send him to the Long-tongued Hell. No, no, I must expel him to the Infernal Realm of the Unmatched Realm. This sovereign is enraged. To think that there would be such a despicable person in the world. "

"..."

In his 99th life, Xiao Yang was a high school student. In one trip, he was smashed to death by a person who jumped off a building due to an unimaginable situation, while the person who jumped off the building only broke two ribs.

The people who wanted to die didn't die, the people who didn't want to die got smashed to death. Poor Xiao Yang didn't even hold the hands of a girl in 99 generations, yet he was separated by a fart without knowing why. He died miserably, he died unjustly!

The 100th life, although he had a girlfriend, kissed her, and hugged her, it was a pity that he only wished to have sex with her on the night of the wedding. It was a pity that he, who had waited five years painstakingly, ended up marrying her for someone else.

When he went out to meet the black cat, he walked down the sewer. Whenever he did business, people would throw themselves at him with a "bomb" in hand. Even after dying, it was still swallowed up by the black hole. If one were to say that in the ninety-nine lives, one died a miserable death, and one died an unjust death! If that was the case, then the one hundredth life would be "too horrible to look at." Xiao Yang's one hundredth life would be even worse than Dou Er's.

Yan Jun explained the records in detail, and the crowd finally understood what was going on. The Black and White Judgement, Black and White Impermanence, and Ma Mian, who had lost their composure on the side, had all recovered. However, all of their faces were full of awkwardness as they stood there foolishly, not knowing how to face the crowd.

When Yan Jun said he was going to banish that petty scum to the Boundless Hell, everyone raised their hands in agreement.

After the agreement, a person walked up to Ma Mian and said, "Brother Ma, you are not as good as your brother Ox Head! Look at your big brother, Ox Head, he's not going too far. Sigh! It is laughable that I actually judge a person by his appearance, and belittled Brother Niu. I am ashamed, I am ashamed! " The Underworld officials on the side all went up and said to Ma Mian, "How unassuming Ox Head is, and how much I look down on him, etc."

Ma Mian looked at everyone who praised his brother and then looked at his brother and muttered in his heart, "Could it be that I underestimated him in the past?"

"No matter what, Big Brother, from now on, I, your brother, will be proud of you." Ma Mian made a decision in his heart. Soon, it was time to leave the court. Just as Yan Jun was about to announce that he would leave, Ox Head suddenly said, "Ha!" Ha! "Ha!" Ye Zichen laughed loudly. Everyone was puzzled and asked about the reason.

Ox Head laughed and said, "The person recorded on the case record just now is really too ridiculous." Ha! Ha! "Ha!" After Ox Head said this, he laughed by himself. Everyone suddenly realized what was going on as they covered their mouths and laughed, looking down on the two brothers, Ox Head and Ma Mian.

Ma Mian, who was idolizing Ox Head a moment ago, suddenly became furious. He walked up to Ox Head and smacked him on the head with his hoof, saying, "Brother, don't call us brothers from now on!"

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