C3 This Is My Home

"Woof woof."

The loud and clear sound of a dog barking rang out.

The little girl was scared and quickly took a step back. She angrily said to the Flying General, "What are you shouting for? That's reasonable." "What, you're not convinced? I'll do as I say, you stupid dog, you stinky dog, it's useless to keep you here, it's better to just kill some soup to drink."

"Why do you want to eat Xiao Fei?"

"Because it is disobedient. "Wait, what's your Xiao Fei?"

The little girl looked at Liu Mang in confusion.

"I picked up Xiao Fei when I was a kid in the suburbs. He was only a month old then, but I went to the Mi Guo and have not seen him since. I didn't expect him to remember me. Xiao Fei is my best playmate when I was young. Right, Xiao Fei! "

"Woof woof!"

The Flying General seemed to understand Liu Mang's words as he responded. One could even see the happiness on his face.

Xiao Fei was now 13 years old and was considered older in the dog's life span. He was equivalent to 80 years old. Perhaps it was because he saw Liu Mang, Xiao Fei was in a good mood today and his voice was loud and clear.

"Is this really your home?" The little girl looked at Liu Mang and couldn't help but be puzzled.

"How could I lie to you? Come to think of it, who exactly are you? " Liu Mang asked.

"My name is Qiao Qiao."

"Qiao Qiao?"

Seeing Liu Mang's thoughtful expression, Qiao Qiao was displeased. "What do you mean?" "What are you thinking about?"

"Your name is so nice."

"That's only natural. In any case, his name sounds much better than yours. He really is a hooligan!" "Why aren't you called a scoundrel?" Qiao Qiao was clearly still angry over the matter of Xiao Fei. Naturally, her tone was not pleasant.

Liu Mang said, "Because my surname is Liu and I don't have a big surname, but no big surname."

"You …"

Qiao Qiao did not know whether to laugh or cry. She looked at Liu Mang and asked. "Is there something wrong with your brain?"

"Why do you ask?" Liu Mang blinked and looked at Qiao Qiao while muttering, "It's not a blind date, yet you're still trying to get to the bottom of it? What are you planning?" Do you still want to know my figure and marital status? "If you are interested in me, I advise you to give up. I already have a fiancée."

"Being interested in you is simply a joke. An unrivaled beauty like me would definitely like someone like you. Stop joking with me."

"That's hard to say." Liu Mang looked at the proud and arrogant Qiao Qiao and said, "Just because you are not interested doesn't mean that you are not interested in sex."

"You … "How rude."

"Speak the truth." Looking at Qiao Qiao who was on fire, Liu Mang reminded, "Why are you so angry? It's not like I've angered you, it's not good for your health." In addition, my grandfather said that when women say things that are different from their hearts, only by poking their hearts' true thoughts will they be able to have a violent reaction, and even reject verbal attacks that are equal to tit for tat. And that's exactly what you just showed. "

"I've never met anyone like you."

"That's because you don't have the experience." Liu Mang suggested, "I advise you to cut your hair. It's not good for a girl like you to have long hair."

"Why?" Qiao Qiao asked.

"Because, as the old saying goes, women have long hair and short vision." Liu Mang blurted out without even thinking.

Before Qiao Qiao could say anything, Liu Mang added. "There is another phrase called 'no brain'."

"In conclusion, you should be a short-sighted girl who doesn't have any brains."

"You …" Qiao Qiao panted heavily. "This is so infuriating, so infuriating."

Looking at Qiao Qiao who was stamping her feet, Liu Mang kindly said, "I already told you not to be angry. Being angry is not good for your health." Although your heart belongs to the precocious growth, which is uncontrollable, you can increase your knowledge by growing short hair. Don't look at me like that, what I said was the truth, and it's all for your own good. "

Qiao Qiao really wanted to show Liu Mang some respect, but she could only rely on her Flying General to be Liu Mang's loyal companion.

"If only I had Big Sister Han Xue's skills."

Of course, this was also in Qiao Qiao's wishful thinking. After all, she was not an expert in karate.

"I've got it. I'll stabilize him first. Later on, I'll let Big Sister Han Xue teach him a lesson. I'm really too smart."

Looking at Qiao Qiao's back, Liu Mang asked. "What are you muttering about alone there?"

"Nothing." Qiao Qiao turned around to look at Liu Mang and smiled. She became very attentive and asked about the warm weather. "That's right, Liu Mang, you said that you just returned from the Mi Kingdom. Are you thirsty?"

"A little."

"Hungry?"

"A little."

"Follow me."

After saying that, Qiao Qiao pulled Liu Min directly into the depths of the courtyard.

If the officials thought that Qiao Qiao would make a sumptuous feast to entertain Liu Mang, then they were greatly mistaken.

The facts had proven that Qiao Qiao was not the kind of woman who went up to the hall or down to the kitchen. Instead, she was the type of person who belonged to the weird and weird category.

"I remember that Sister Yuan's stomach wasn't good a while ago, the doctor prescribed a box of laxatives for her, there should still be a lot left, but where should we put it?"

Looking around the pink coloured room, Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up when she saw the drawer. "Found it."

Holding the laxative, Qiao Qiao quickly ran down the stairs. She looked at Liu Mang who was looking around the living room. She smiled and said. "Wait for a while longer. I will cook for you."

"Then I'll be troubling you." Liu Mang felt a bit embarrassed.

"No trouble, no trouble."

Qiao Qiao giggled as she retreated. In her heart, she thought to herself, Damn brat, just you wait and see.

Not long later, Qiao Qiao brought out a bowl of instant noodles. "I found these. There is no need to be polite. Eat it while it is hot."

Seeing that Liu Mang was unmoved, Qiao Qiao asked: "What is it?"

Even though it was instant noodles, it was still his hard work.

"You're looking down on me."

"Why do I look down on you?" Liu Mang asked.

"Why aren't you eating the instant noodles that I've worked so hard to make for you? Isn't this looking down on me? What are you doing?"

Seeing that Qiao Qiao was angry, Liu Mang picked up the chopsticks and smiled as he thanked her.

Qiao Qiao looked at Liu Mang in anticipation. She almost cried out.

"What now?"

Seeing Liu Mang put down the chopsticks, Qiao Qiao asked somewhat anxiously.

"I don't think this two-story villa existed before."

"It was just built a few years ago. Don't talk about it anymore, hurry up and eat while it's hot."

"Oh."

Liu Mang didn't ask any more questions. Once again, he picked up his chopsticks and looked at the instant noodles with clear water, as if he was admiring it.

"Why aren't you moving your chopsticks?"

Qiao Qiao was feeling anxious for Liu Mang.

"You didn't put anything in the instant noodles, did you?"

"How could that be?" Qiao Qiao silently thought to herself. Where did this fellow get all this trouble from? It was me who put the laxatives in your instant noodles. What can you do?

"But why do I smell laxatives?"

Qiao Qiao nearly cried out. You have a dog's nose!

"How could that be? "No way." Qiao Qiao had her hands behind her back as she looked at the instant noodles. "The genuine Master Kang brand, how could there be laxatives? It is nothing to be surprised about." You don't mean to say I drugged you with laxatives, do you? "

"I didn't mean it that way, but there really is the smell of beans in the instant noodles." Liu Mang said, "I can smell it."

It really was a dog's nose.

Qiao Qiao said in her heart.

Chuckling, Qiao Qiao said, "Then you must have smelled wrongly."

"Definitely not. The smell of the herbs was imprinted in my mind when I was three years old. How could I have smelled the wrong thing?"

This time, Qiao Qiao's face fell. She snatched the instant noodles away. I don't want you to eat it, it's so infuriating. "

"I'll eat, can't I eat?" Liu Mang snatched it over.

"Fine, then just take it as what you just said. I didn't hear it, then hurry up and eat it."

Liu Mang ate very quickly and quickly finished the bowl of instant noodles.

Patting his stomach that had quietened down, Liu Mang made a sound of satisfaction: "So comfortable. It's just that the taste is a bit bad. If only there were two slices of beef."

She remembered that her Sister Yuan Yuan had said that the power of the laxative was great. As long as it was just one pill, it would be effective immediately.

For fear that the medicinal properties of the noodles would be insufficient, Qiao Qiao deliberately placed two pieces of laxatives inside.

I'll kill you later.

As Qiao Qiao was feeling elated, more than ten minutes had passed and Liu Mang had no reaction.

Qiao Qiao could not wait any longer. She probed him with a question. "What do you think now?"

"How about what?"

"Do you feel unwell?"

"Nope."

"How could that be?" Qiao Qiao scratched her head, thinking that it was strange, could it be that the laxatives are really out of date? Sister Yuan Yuan shouldn't be lying to me, what is going on?

"What's the matter with you?"

Liu Mang looked at Qiao Qiao and asked.

"It's fine, it's fine." Qiao Qiao waved her hand and laughed as she spoke.

Seeing that this plan did not work, Qiao Qiao immediately came up with a new plan.

"I don't believe this." Qiao Qiao mumbled.

"What are you talking about?" Liu Mang asked.

Qiao Qiao quickly waved her hand and defended herself with a bit of guilt. "It's nothing, it's nothing."

"Are you not feeling well? Muttering to yourself is a symptom of illness, do you want me to take a look?"

"I'm really fine, thank you."

Qiao Qiao secretly thought to herself. Don't be too pleased with yourself too early.