C23

I'll tell you a joke

Qin Jiufaang was in his other bathroom washing his hair and returning to his bedroom. As he was wiping his hair, Xiao Jing saw him closing the door.

It was only the two of them, alone. For the first time, Qin Jiufaang didn't know what to say. What's more, Xiao Jing felt a chill when he saw that look.

He forced himself to speak.

"I'm on the pillow."

"No. I'm not used to having extra things in bed. "

A person sleeping alone with two people having two pillows, that was called loneliness. They had long since been dealt with by Xiao Jing.

"Me too?"

Xiao Jing looked at him coldly. Do you think you aren't unnecessary?

"Alright, looks like I won't be able to sleep on the bed today. Why aren't you kicking me down?"

His wife had a bad temper and started sleeping in separate beds. He agreed to try again after feeling wronged, but he didn't feel the same way, so he kept throwing away his face for her to see.

To prevent himself from getting out of bed, Qin Jiufaang took out a blanket from the closet, laid on the floor and slept on the foot of the bed.

Xiao Jing looked at him but did not say anything. He picked up a book from the side and read for half an hour before turning off the light and lying down.

One on the bed, one under the bed, the same posture, lying flat, looking at the ceiling, staring at each other.

He did not call him to bed, nor did he ask to go to bed.

Qin Jiufaang felt that if they continued like this, with nothing to say and no communication, even if he gave them another sixty years, they would still get a divorce.

He turned his body and looked at Xiao Jing who was lying on the bed.

"What do you like to eat?"

"Anything is fine."

"I'll pick you up for the movie tomorrow."

"Depends on the time."

"What do you usually like to play with?"

"Work."

"I like fighting. I'll press a sandbag at home tomorrow. I'll teach you how to fight. "

"I will."

"Xiao Jing, can you reward me a few more words?"

Xiao Jing simply turned over and did not say anything.

"You're still talking about nurturing your feelings? With your character, you're almost at the level of a thousand-year old Ice Magic." I can't melt that. "

Cultivating relationships was for both sides, right? How was he supposed to cultivate these three words?

"Hey, Xiao Jing, do you like camping in the wild? I'll take you out to live in the wild, without anything, just a bottle of water, deep in the woods. We'll catch fish to eat fish, snakes to eat snakes, and rats to eat rats. We gnawed on the bark, and I knew that some of the bark could really be eaten. "Hey, stop sleeping, let's talk."

"About what?"

"Love. I know you, and you know me, and it takes a lot to talk about. "

"Tell me, and I'll listen."

"Then I'll say it."

Qin Jiufaang sat up with a grunt, ready to chat at any time. However, there was no topic for the two of them to talk about, so they had no idea what to talk about.

"Let me tell you about a mission I did last year. "I met a beautiful girl, damn it, she's so pretty. Her red evening dress was cut all the way to her thighs, and her butt shook all of the men's eyes. That waist, just a little pinching, blonde hair, blue eyes, fiery red lips, she walked over to strike up a conversation with me, threw me a kiss, even had her eyes sparked, she also …"

She thought that he would be able to say something nice and fresh that she didn't know about. He is great. To praise a beauty as soon as he appears, how beautiful is he? So beautiful that it left a deep impression? What do you mean? Xiao Jing could no longer bear to hear him praise the beauty of women. He picked up the book and smashed it towards Qin Jiufaang.

"Why did you smash me? I'm not getting to the point yet!"

That was a hard book cover, how could he lift a bag if he hit it? Fortunately, he was able to dodge quickly.

"The main topic?" The main issue of you sleeping with a beautiful woman? "Are you going to tell me the details as well?"

Xiao Jing's face darkened, if he dared to say that he was going to bed, he would not stop for a second and immediately sign for divorce!

"He went to bed."

Xiao Jing clenched his teeth, turned and sat himself down, then went to his briefcase to get the divorce agreement.

"She didn't take me off first. She thought I was fooled and wanted to kill me. She was kicked out of the door by me and ran nude."

Qin Jiufaang finished speaking the latter half of the sentence, but seeing that Xiao Jing had crawled up, he was a little puzzled, and stood up as well.

"Didn't you want to sleep? Wake up, are you thirsty? Going to the bathroom? At least you have to wear shoes. "

Qin Jiufaang then placed his slippers at his feet.

"It's pretty cold, quickly put it on."

After Xiao Jing put on his slippers, he stood up and saw the divorce agreement in Xiao Jing's hands. He was so shocked that he took a few steps back.

"Oh my god, can you not scare me? Now I think this thing is going to go soft on the feet. "

"Not in bed?"

Xiao Jing stupidly confirmed again.

"That's a female killer, what kind of bed is that? I'm not stupid. I'm married to you, and I have to be clean before I can be good to you. "

The anger in Xiao Jing was extinguished by these words. He gritted his teeth in anger and hatred. He really wanted to slap him.

"Can you tell me one thing without taking a breather?"

"What's wrong? You see you are angry again, you are still angry when you speak properly, you are a balloon ah. Come on, don't be angry. Isn't there a meeting tomorrow? Go to bed and rest. "

Wasn't it just telling him that he had met a female assassin? What's there to be angry about?

Xiao Jing's head hurt. You have to endure the urge to kill this kind of person eight times per minute when you chat with them.

"You didn't see that girl's naked body, did you?" You didn't see that woman's naked body, and she covered her upper body with one hand while her other hand covered her lower body with the other. There were also women who said that the chest of a female killer was made, that it was especially fake. This is definitely jealousy and envy. "

Xiao Jing let out a long breath. He would definitely die from anger.

"Xiao Jing, let me tell you a joke."

Xiao Jing lit up a cigarette and slowly calmed himself down.

Qin Jiufaang laid on the blanket on his side, grinning.

"At that time, when I saw the woman covering the top part of her hand and the bottom part of her hand, I thought of this joke. A mother told her daughter, if someone touches your upper part, you say no, touch your lower part, you shout let go, then you won't lose your body. One day, the girl's boyfriend and the girl were intimate, touching her chest, not wanting to, touching the bottom, letting go, finally the girl lost her body, why do you say so? "Haha, if this man can touch the next one, this girl will shout, don't, let go, don't let go!"

Qin Jiufaang was rolling on the ground in joy, laughing until his stomach hurt.

Xiao Jing looked at him with the eyes of a fool, then extinguished the cigarette and covered his head with a blanket.

With one more person, it would be a headache for the bustling crowd.

Shut up, be quiet, please, don't be so childish, okay?

Qin Jiufaang's candid laughter transmitted into the living room, causing the mothers in the living room to laugh.

"Look, sleeping together is just to improve our relationship. It's not something that has to be done, getting along well with each other isn't always something to be happy about."

How would they know that Xiao Jing despised Qin Jiufaang so much?

"Hey, why aren't you smiling? I've been laughing at this joke for the rest of my life. "

As he laid on the side of the bed and pushed Xiao Jing, Xiao Jing ignored him.

Qin Jiufaang scratched his head. He was sleepy and would be in a meeting tomorrow.

Sleep.

Qin Jiufaang's snores shook the sky as he stared at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep.

He was alone at home, so quiet that he could hear his own heartbeat. The noise made it impossible for him to sleep.

He really wanted to go out and smoke a cigarette and sleep in the study. His two goddess-like mothers were still watching TV in the living room. What time was it now? They were watching TV?

Habit, habit, it would take sixty years for him to fall asleep on his pillow? Fifty years? It was impossible not to get used to it.

He suddenly woke up from his sleep and realized that Qin Jiufaang had been sleeping soundly. He started to look for a blanket and touched the edge of the bed, touching the corners of the blanket to wrap around him. How big can a quilt be? In that short period of time, half of the blanket had been torn off by him.

Xiao Jing was a little angry. If it wasn't for you not returning home for three years, would I have lost your blanket in anger? You're still trying to steal from me? I won't give it to you.

I let you sleep on the floor. Who told you to sleep on the floor? You have eyes for everything, do you really need me to divorce you?

You can get cold if you want to sleep on the floor.

He pulled back.

When Qin Jiufaang was halfway wrapped up, he could not pull it off, and thought that he had been hooked by something, so he kicked the foot of the bed, and used brute force, causing the muscles on his arms to bulge.

The man fell to the floor with a thud.

Xiao Jing's head was wrapped in the blanket, and Qin Jiufaang dragged the blanket along with him.

Xiao Jing flopped and struggled. He stuck his head out from under the blanket and took a deep breath, almost choking himself to death.

She ruthlessly pushed away Qin Jiufaang's arm. Bastard, snatch anything.