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"Collect all these balloons for me. Are you stupid? Don't you know that the hydrogen balloon will explode when it encounters bright fire? "

"I was so busy giving you a surprise that I forgot about that."

"It's more appropriate to be frightened."

Xiao Jing reached out his hand to take the balloon; it was really not safe. It was too dangerous to not let children play with this kind of balloon.

Qin Jiufaang was so immersed in romance that he did not even think about it.

Catch the remaining dozens of balloons in the room and let them all go through the window." Kengchi Kengchi. Kengchi. Kengchi. Kengchi. Kengchi.

As long as he was prepared to do something, all sorts of unexpected things would happen.

"Day by day, you can anger me to death."

Xiao Jing looked at the carpet. It was the size of a washbasin and burnt black. It was a hand-made blanket embroidered with auspicious patterns. It was also the most beautiful color in the house. Just like that, a hole appeared in it. His heart ached.

"I'll buy you another carpet, exactly like this one."

"Qin Jiufaang, can you do something reliable? Can't you just sit there and do nothing? Do you want to make some noise and feel uncomfortable every day, forcing me to exhaust my patience with you? "

Going home for half an hour, putting out the fire for twenty minutes, the TV destroyed, the sofa rebuilt, the carpet burned, this was the romance he had created.

"Don't, we just kissed after so much difficulty and then said that the divorce scared me. "I don't want a divorce."

Xiao Jing sighed, he was too tired. He was more of a pain than a job, and when he was with him, he had to pay close attention and be on tenterhooks.

He couldn't help but want to ask Qin Jiufaang, how did you complete the mission that was so troublesome?

What danger, what bullets, what spy, he made so much noise, yet that fool didn't run away.

Some people said that when you marry a young girl, you have to be prepared to be a father and clean up the mess for your wife.

Did anyone ever say that to marry a troublemaker you had to have the heart of a god or a Buddha and endure the urge to kill him every time you were angry?

You don't know what he's going to do. Every minute is dangerous.

"I want insurance. Life accident. "

Maybe his house would explode. Maybe he would get food poisoning and his life would be in danger at any moment. Buy more insurance. Maybe he'll leave a fortune for his family when he dies.

"Aren't you stupid? If you die, the heir to the estate will be me. "

The couple are legally the first-order heirs.

"I will write a will. If I die accidentally, you will be the killer."

Xiao Jing clenched his teeth, he had to write a will and let his family avenge him. Otherwise, he would have died a horrible death.

"I won't let you die. This was all an accident. "

Qin Jiufaang licked his face and laughed as he coaxed Xiao Jing.

"Ancestor, don't be angry anymore. In the future, if I want to play romantic games, I will definitely not get anything dangerous. It's a nice thing to do. Actually, I just wanted to make you laugh. "

"I doubt your IQ."

"I don't know how to express myself correctly. How about tomorrow, I give you a bigger romance to make up for it?"

Xiao Jing was helpless. Maybe if he turned into a room full of flowers, he wouldn't be able to bear it even if he didn't use a hydrogen balloon or a candle. The so-called romance, love, is not this expression, perfunctory and blind.

"I don't like candlelight dinner with flowers and balloons, and I don't like to go to the beach and watch the stars at the top of the hill and watch the sunrise. It's stupid and stupid and stupid and it's a waste of money. Don't do it, I won't cooperate with you. I don't need this kind of perfunctory treatment. "

"What do we do now? This is all my plan and you have already rejected it."

Qin Jiufaang felt that he had lost all of his beloved plans for the big battle step by step.

"Being in love is harder than any of my assignments."

Qin Jiufaang was about to wail, he had no way, he did not manage to coax Xiao Jing, instead he used up all his patience, what was going on?

The great battle of love that he could think of, the ideas that he could fly away with, they were all useless. He had to overturn them and start over again.