C282 If You Hit This You'll be Very Comfortable

After a few seconds, the melodious violin began to play slowly, beautifully, slowly, in every nook and cranny of the auditorium.

Suddenly, a bright light shone on the stage. Under the light, a man wearing a tuxedo and a tall hat, dressed like an English gentleman, was holding a microphone. His voice was low and magnetic.

"Dear sir, ladies