Escaped Consort: Hubby, Don’t Chase Me/C1 Sad to tell her that she was a corpse thief
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C1 Sad to tell her that she was a corpse thief

"Thump thump thump!" The sound came from one of the coffins.

Two minutes later, a pair of small white hands pushed open the lid of the coffin. A woman with a head full of billowing waves vigilantly looked around; it was an incredible sight to behold.

There were dozens of coffins in a room that was about 100 square meters long. There was a faint smell of corpses and sunlight coming from the open door, but even so, it only brought light and did not bring the heat inside.

The woman trembled as she looked up. Who else could it be other than Yao Sisi? Her eyebrows were deep, her eyes watery, her nose tall, and her seductive lips were seductive. As she looked around, she seemed to have dissipated a lot of the cold air in the room, probably because she was afraid of forgetting to shout.

One minute, two minutes, three minutes.

"Ah …" "Ahhh!" Yao Sisi fell to the ground stiffly, his posture, looking like a zombie who had been suddenly pasted with a Glyph.

After about half an hour, the woman's finger moved and she slowly woke up.

Yao Sisi looked at it with drowsy eyes, extended his hand and patted his chest and said: "It's okay, okay, so it's just a dream."

She turned to the side and was about to sleep for a while more when she felt something cold and seemingly elastic. She was shocked and her sleepiness disappeared. She stared at that "thing" as if it was injected with chicken blood.

It was a fair palm, with slender fingers as white as fat. Yao Sisi felt a silver robe over her throat and gulped. Her features were a little more feminine, but it was still charming.

"It's so beautiful!"

Yao Sisi gently patted the man's face and shouted: "Hey, handsome brother, wake up." Then he retracted his hand as if he was electrocuted, "How can it be cold?" She resisted the fear and stretched out her hand again. Her finger trembled as she tried to reach under the man's nose to check his breath.

"Ah, death …" "Dead!"

Yao Sisi sprung to his feet, only then did he realise that he was inside a coffin, this knowledge made Yao Sisi's seven souls go weak, and he immediately crawled out of the coffin while screaming. Just as he calmed himself down, he saw the entire room full of coffins once again, and instinctively wanted to escape.

"Ouch!" Yao Sisi accidentally stepped on a piece of wooden stick, slipped, and fell down like a dog eating shit.

"Who's inside?" A fierce voice was heard.

"Oh my god, it can't be Ox-Head and Horse-Face right? If both sides are dead, I, Yao Sisi, would rather die as a beautiful man." After saying that, he climbed back into the coffin.

"Swish!"

She hung like an octopus on the coffin, her body tightly pressed against the coffin. She didn't dare to move at all. Two large knives that glimmered with a cold light rested against her delicate neck.

"Big Brother Ox-Head, Uncle Horse-Face, please spare me. I only had a dream. Yes, I came here in my sleep. I promise I won't be here when I wake up."

A thirty to forty years old man with a full beard looked at the honest man and said, "Big Brother Niu, this weird woman must be here to destroy our corpses. Don't you know who my Grandpa Ma is? "

She didn't dare to say it out loud. She didn't want to turn into a woman killed in a dream, so she asked in a trembling voice, "What kind of person are you?

His thick eyebrows raised upwards as he praised: "You scoundrel, you're really stupid. You came all the way here without knowing who I am, and I told you, Grandpa Ma, that I'm Pu Yang Town's famous corpse guard."

"Hehe, I'm about to die from laughter. Some people even say that they are corpses. But they are right, hehe."

Swish! The big blade rested against Yao Sisi's delicate neck as he scolded: "You dare to laugh at me, you're courting death?"

Yao Sisi quickly and carefully apologized: "Uncle Ma, you are a corpse, you are a famous corpse, is that not enough?"

The bull man on the right couldn't help but laugh out loud. The horse man embarrassedly shouted, "Big Brother, I killed this woman."

"Don't kill me, please! Your corpse is huge!"

Seeing the situation, the bull man said, "Brother Ma, I don't think this woman is a murderer. Even if she isn't, she was sent by the murderer. Let's just hand her over to the adults."

Yao Sisi slightly moved his neck, smiled at the bull guy and said gratefully: "Right, right, I'll leave it to you guys, thank you Ox-head. "Oh, no, thank you so much for your superb and famous corpse."

"You …" The ox-sized man's face turned green the moment he heard that.

Yao Sisi puzzledly asked: "Did I say something wrong?" The next second, he replied, "That's right, he's a famous corpse. You're a famous corpse. Isn't that a super hehe famous corpse?"

He thought that Yao Sisi was doing this on purpose and was about to argue when he was stopped by the bull man, "Brother Ma, don't follow the madwoman's words and push down our price. Just guard here, I will bring her to meet the Lord."

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