C2 Lipstick

I peed my pants. Damn it! I've never been so ugly since I was a child. Even though I'm thick-skinned, I feel ashamed. 'But after I took a good piss, I came back to my senses. '

What kind of ghosts and deities are there in this world? It's all me who's scaring myself. Besides, I'm a highly educated person. How could I be so superstitious? I was even scared to the point that I peed my pants. How embarrassing.

There is an 80% chance that someone hid something like an walkie-talkie on me and played a prank on me. Thinking of this, I started to feel my body.

"What are you looking for?" The girl was very curious.

"Hmph, I'm looking for an walkie-talkie. Don't think I don't know. You guys are messing with me. " I said angrily.

"Ha, you don't believe that I'm with you?"

"Who believes that who is an idiot!" The brother's tone was firm and firm.

"Alright, then I'll let you believe it. "

As soon as he finished speaking, I felt something wriggling behind my butt. Then, it came out of the belt. I hurriedly turned around and saw a white shadow. Under the cold moonlight, it looked like a cat's tail. It was swaying behind me. Although it was somewhat transparent, like a phantom, But I can feel its existence, as if it is growing on my body!

"What is this?" I didn't manage to react in time, so I forced myself to ask.

"My tail!"

I immediately felt the world spinning around me. With a thud, I fell to the ground, looking up at the sky. But he didn't pass out. Maybe it was because his heart was beating too hard and his brain was filled with blood.

He retracted his tail and the girl started to laugh. "You believe me this time, right?"

What else was there to not believe? I want to cry now, I want to go home and hug my mother, I want to cry, I want to tell her that I don't want to grow up, I don't want to go to college, and I don't want to join the "Sun" club!

"Is he a man?" The girl saw that I sniffled and got angry again.

"Yes, but men also have. . . A weak side. " I said with a frown, "Let's discuss something. Can you leave my body?"

"No!" The girl rejected it very straightforwardly.

"Why?" I'm really going to cry.

"Because you broke my porcelain doll. "

I really can't be blamed. It was indeed my fault. I said with a sobbing tone, "I already said that I would compensate you. It was you who didn't want it. . . "

"That was given to me by my mother. How can I replace the other porcelain dolls? Besides, this is also my nest. It was shattered by you. I have no place to live, so I can only live on you. "

Isn't this porcelain? I wanted to cry but had no tears. "Then how long are you going to stay here for?"

"That depends on my mood. When will I be in a good mood and leave?"

F * ck, what if you're in a bad mood for the rest of your life? Thus, I timidly asked," Then when will you be in a good mood? "

"I don't know!"

Why the f * ck are you being so unreasonable? You barged into a private forbidden area and didn't even give me a letter that said you were going to leave. How did your mother teach you how to be a human since you were young?

But I thought so in my heart. How would I dare to say that out loud? I said, feeling wronged, "Then there has to be one. . . "

Before I could finish speaking, a few cracking sounds could be heard, and a burning pain came from my chest. I pulled open my shirt to take a look. There were six bloody scars on my chest, as if they had been scratched by some claw.

"Who scratched it?" I was dumbfounded.

"Of course I caught it. This is just a normal one. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll let you taste some meat! "

"What's that meat?" I asked with a bitter face.

"I'll make your face bloom and turn into a myriad of colors!"

Although her brother was thick-skinned, he probably wouldn't be able to block her sharp claws. In that case, he would have to obey. However, her brother had a way to get her to scram. For example, if I don't take a shower from now on, can a woman tolerate a dirty and stinky environment? Also, I'll do more disgusting things. Even if she doesn't leave, I'll disgust her to death!

Thinking of this, I feel more relaxed and less afraid. I stand up and say: "Then I will bring you back to the dormitory now. My roommates have the habit of sleeping naked, you don't mind, do you?"

"I don't mind!" Yaoyao said word by word.

Her first move failed, and she could only lower her head and return to the dormitory. Because her pants were wet, she had to change another one.

After chatting for a while on the road, he gradually became familiar with the banshee. His heart of fear also became fainter. Thus, I asked her what kind of demon she was. In the end, she called me an idiot. Didn't you see that it was a cat's tail? Of course it was a cat demon, and a Nine-Life Cat demon. From her tone, she sounded especially proud. It seems quite impressive, but I don't know what it is at all.

While she was happy, she asked the Nine-Life Cat Demon what to say? She said proudly, "I've heard of cats with nine lives, right? But those are all legends, and I really have nine lives! "

Is that so? But no matter how awesome it is, isn't it still a dead cat? No matter how many lives it had, You're not a human either!

"Do you have a name?" I can't keep calling her Cat Demon, right?

"Yes, I do. My name is Feng Shasha. Wind is the wind, sand is the sand. It sounds good, right?"

"Nice to hear. " I blinked my eyes. In my heart, what's so good about crazy killing and killing!?

After returning to the dormitory, I changed into a pair of pants and ran to the club office to look for Luo Qingyu without even bothering to wash up. Who knew that she was not there? There was a note left on the table. She had left in advance, so she could just put the note on the table. I put down my things and was about to leave when I suddenly realized that there was a lipstick on the table. It should be Luo Qingyu's.

I rolled my eyes. This was a chance to strike up a conversation. Thus, I sent a text message to Luo Qingyu. He asked if the lipstick on the table belonged to her. Should he help send it over?

Very quickly, she replied with a text message, saying that she forgot to take it. The office often did not lock the door and did not allow others to take it away. She asked me to help her put it away first. Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock in the morning, we'll meet at the library and return it to her when the time comes.

I hurriedly replied with an OK and my heart was filled with joy. The goddess actually asked me to help her collect the things and even asked me to go to the library tomorrow. Doesn't that mean that I can accompany her to read books?

Picking up the lipstick on the table, whistling as he returned to the dormitory, he felt that he was starting to have his luck with women. In his excitement, he forgot that he still had a cat demon on him.

Meanwhile, Crazy Killer did not make a sound. When the lights went out at night and she slept, she did not make a sound. I thought she was just joking with me. It's summer. How could she live with four men?

Unexpectedly, she woke me up in the middle of the night. So she didn't leave. I was really disappointed.

Crazy Killer said to me in a very serious tone, "I was sleeping just now. I don't know where you got a lipstick from. I have to tell you this clearly. . . "

I was sleeping in a daze and thought that she misunderstood that lipstick was meant to be given to her, so I interrupted her: "Explain what? Don't misunderstand, lipstick isn't for you, I'm a human, you're a demon, we don't play with Xu Xian and the white snake's transvestite love. . . "

"Love you my ass!" With the sound of crazy killing and gnashing his teeth, his ear was pulled, ha, it was quite painful.

Crazy Killing followed and said urgently, "I'm talking about the problem with that lipstick. Hurry up and flush it into the toilet. "