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C11 Face-smacking

"Serve the dishes, Mab Tofu!"

"…"

"Serve the dishes, boiled meat!"

"…"

As if they were singing, dishes of dishes they had never seen before were served. The entire canteen was filled with a pungent smell, and for a moment, everyone's noses were drawn in, their eyes unable to shift away.

The students' throats were moving up and down as they kept swallowing their saliva. They were all looking forward to it!

Brother Dong's and the other's eyelids twitched. The smile on their faces stiffened, as if an invisible palm had struck them in the face!

The East Dining Hall's window was in a state of stagnation, and the chef who was eating outside the window was stunned. The students outside the window had almost all run away!

Even the teachers who came to eat were attracted and couldn't help but to squeeze into the crowd. However, at this time, no one cared if they were teachers or not.

"Definitely, it must be delicious, right?"

"I've never smelled such a fragrance in my life before. I've never seen such a unique dish in my life!"

"I want to … eat!"

"Eat!"

"…"

The temptation of eating delicacies was endless. Even if there were only a few dishes coming and going, and he announced the names of the dishes time and time again, the surroundings were already filled with saliva, red eye disease, and so on.

For the sake of a good meal and to vent his frustration, Xuan gave him three plates worth of dishes.

Just at that moment, the four lines in front of him were arranged neatly on the table. There was only one more remaining...

"Come on, chop the peppers — the head of a fish!"

"Come on, chop the peppers — the head of a fish!"

"Come on, chop the peppers — the head of a fish!"

The same three voices came out from different people's mouths. The voices were very long, as if they were purposely rehearsed. At that moment, Dong-ge's face turned green!

Before he could say anything, Liu Wan Quan stood up and laughed, "Brother Dong, thank you so much for your fish head! Without your generosity, I wouldn't have had such a delicious chopped pepper head on my table!"

After pausing for a moment, Liu Wanquan brought another plate of Chop Pepper Fish Head to Dong-ge, "What do you think? Do you want to try it?"

"Scram!"

This was the voice in Dong-ge's heart, but it was forcibly blocked by the pungent smell.

Brother Dong's heart was roaring, his eyelids were jumping, and the corner of his mouth was twitching!

At the same time, his throat was trembling, his saliva was secreting hormones, and his stomach was groaning in pain!

Just as he was about to grab the plate, Liu Wan Quan suddenly took a step back and laughed: "Look at my pig brain, how could Dong-ge eat this kind of thing?

The head of a fish is usually fed to dogs. Isn't that insulting Dong-ge? Forget it, let's just keep it for ourselves, even if it's really delicious! "

Face smacking!

Pah pah pah!

At this moment, Dong-ge's entire body was stiff.

Liu Wan Quan ignored him, changing the topic, looking at the surrounding people with a strange look, "Students, what are you doing? "Don't say that you want to eat this, this fish head …"

"What happened to the head of the fish? Didn't they say that people can't eat fish heads? "

"It smells so good, so it must be extremely enjoyable to eat it. I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. Don't eat it today, even if it's pig food, I still want to eat it!"

"Woof woof, I'm ready to be a dog!"

"…"

Before Liu Wan Quan could finish his sentence, the surrounding crowd had already gone crazy.

"Since everyone likes it, then …"

"Little Yellow, you guys, take out the remaining three plates of Chop Pepper Fish Head and let the students have a taste!"

Liu Wan Quan's words instantly turned the atmosphere into an uproar.

"Aww, delicious, how can a fish head be so delicious?"

"Huhu, it feels so bad. It feels like my body is on fire, but …" "So cool!"

"I can't, I'm crying. Hey, don't squeeze, I want to eat some more!"

"Don't go overboard with the ones in front, leave a little, there are a lot of people behind!"

"Aiya, who's that rogue, touching me?"

"Phew, in my entire life, I've never eaten anything so delicious. "Suddenly, I realized that my food in the past was like pig food!"

"Why do you keep saying that the kitchen is no good? "The kitchen is very good, there's nothing unclean about it, and the taste is good too. Whatever, I'll be eating the kitchen from now on. Compared to that, what are the dishes that the kitchen is making?"

"Hehe, I'm also going to eat the western cuisine now. My dear head, I must not be short!"

"It doesn't matter if it's a bit expensive, since we don't lack money. Say, when are you going to bring Mom and Dad over for dinner?" This is so much better than the restaurants outside! "

"…"

It was an unprecedented passion!

In the face of such an unprecedented delicacy, the enthusiasm of the crowd could not be imagined.

Naturally, this scene gave Dong-ge a fierce slap. The surrounding words were like thousands of horses galloping, trampling on the inside of Dong-ge's heart.

At this moment, Dong-ge's face was ashen. The cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth was burning so that he didn't even know it was his.

What was face smacking?

This was a f * cking face-smacking!

Obediently washing the fish head, he even got someone to gift it to him. This was equivalent to giving his face to someone else to slap!

Brother Dong's eyes were spitting fire as he clenched his fists tightly. Xuan smiled at him. "Brother Dong, good day. I told you I would regret it." Don't be angry, this is only just the beginning! "

"You …"

"Liu Wanquan, just you wait. "Don't think that you can beat the chef just like that. Let me tell you, this is all just a dream!"

With a red face and a thick neck, he said a few words before leaving with a few bitter looking guys.

Xuan smiled and turned around.

On the table, besides the five dishes that he had given her, there was another dish — a large bowl of Red Braised Meat!

"Quickly, try it out. Uncle had done it in the hotel before. This serving of Red Braised Meat is the best. However, I have not tried it myself for many years."

"Let's talk first. This pot is filled with ten catties of pork. Today, this is your mission, so we won't eat it. Our goal is to …"

Xuan's eyes fell on the Red Braised Meat. Liu Wanquan followed his words. As he spoke, he nudged the fish with his chopsticks and poured half of its head into the bowl.

Xuan laughed and ignored him. He turned his head to look at the stunned Bai Ruohan.

"Silly girl, don't worry. In the future, we won't starve anymore, so we don't need to eat those nasty dishes anymore."

"Uncle Liu said that we can come over and eat whatever we want in the future. It's free of charge, and we can eat whatever we want." Therefore, whoever dares to spout nonsense here, don't be so polite and directly scold us back. Slap your big mouth back! "

After a moment of silence, Xuan's gaze fell on Cai Ziming and Wu Li. It was filled with scorn and coldness.

The two of them were flushed red to their ears. They were anxious and angry at the same time.

He just said that Bai Ruohan was going to starve, and just now he said that the two of them were going to save fifty cents, but in the end …

Yet, right now, there was a huge table of delicious food in front of them. They could only look on helplessly from the side. In the end, they were allowed to eat as they pleased, free of charge, while they could only spend money to buy it.

At that moment, they felt uncomfortable all over, as if thousands of ants were crawling on their bodies.

Just then, Liu Wanquan yelled out, "Little Chu, are you not going to deal with these two students? "In that case, Uncle won't be doing business in the future. Little Huang, Little Lin, all of you …"

"No no, I'm not that petty. He was a customer, there was no need for that. As long as they could afford it, why not sell it to them? If you really can't afford it, then say something else! " Xuan interrupted as he was about to give the order.

Hearing that, Liu Wan Quan nodded, "That makes sense, then sell it! Little Yellow, Little Lin, and the rest of you, look carefully. In the future, when these two classmates of yours come over, we can't ask for too much.

"Understood!"

"Understood!"

"What if they let the other students buy it for them?"

"…"

A group of people were discussing as they ate. The surrounding students quietly gulped down their saliva as their mocking gazes became denser and denser.

Both Cai Ziming and Wu Jiali could not stay any longer. They ran away with empty stomachs.

"Look, we're not starving this time, they're starving!"

Xuan laughed then picked up a small bowl. He scooped up a full bowl of Red Braised Meat and put it in front of the dumbfounded Bai Ruohan.

"Eat while it's hot. If you can't finish it, we'll take it home and send it back to sister!"

"In the future, our lives will get better and better. I promise!"

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