C8 Brilliant idea

I, Li Zheng, am truly tired of the heavens. I thought my whole life would be ruined by that little enchantress Yang Lina, but she accidentally resurrected me and stood proudly like a mountain!

I was stunned, and then I felt an overwhelming sense of happiness.

I laughed, I laughed so hard I wanted to cry!

However, he was so excited that he turned his head over and laughed out loud.

This voice was not important, but it attracted the attention of the captain of the team, Zeng Qingming.

However, due to my excessive excitement, my hands still felt its majesty in my pants. Having celebrated this scene, I said in astonishment, "Li Zheng —"

Before he could finish his curses, his comrades, who had already been wronged by the stiffness of the ground, all stood up abruptly and assumed their proper positions. Of course, I also jumped up with a big leap, crotch

The thing inside instantly raised up a blue sky.

Zeng Qinghong didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he pointed at me and shouted, "Change your name! You have to change it for me today! "I think it's better if you don't call me Li Zheng. Call me Li Wai, or else everyone will stand at attention if I call you!"

I laughed in my heart, but I still resolutely said, "I said, the name was given by my parents. I have no right to change it!"

In terms of changing my name, Zeng has never been able to get a discount on me. Therefore, he didn't ask for too much. Instead, he looked down at my crotch and was shocked. "Just now, what were you doing by reaching your hand into my crotch?"

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After asking this question, my comrades all cast their gazes at me. In particular, the other team leaders who were still seated at the front started laughing out loud.

Fortunately, I, Li Zheng, have a thick skin and am not very sensitive to such topics. Still answering Zeng's question with two identical phrases, I said, "It's itchy."

Zeng Qingzhong scolded me, "Let me tell you, you are a soldier now. Soldiers should pay attention to your ways and conduct! I don't care what you did before you became a soldier, I don't care what you did when you were a recruit

Now that you're in my squad, you're going to change your bad habit! What's the matter with that old noose? Continue aiming! There was only half a month left before live ammunition was fired. Who was it?!

"Fail for me and see how I'll deal with you guys!" Zeng Qinggong cursed and turned the criticism towards me into criticism and warning towards the entire squad.

I can't tell you what I'm suffering for --

Zeng Qingzhong retreated to the center of the formation and gave the order to "lie down and load the bullets." We did a series of actions in accordance with the order and continued to aim from the ground.

This meant that the second son's bitter days would continue.

However, it was too boring for me to just lie down and take aim. After staring for a while, the feeling of tiredness in my lower body replaced it. I took a nap. The worms were infesting me.

But sleeping in the training ground was a very dangerous thing to do. I had to force myself to pull myself together and slip my hand under my body to pick up the dirt. Unknowingly, I was so bored that I was lying on the floor

He used his hands to dig a small hole in the stiff ground. He held the soil in his hands, forming a ball and secretly playing with it by the side of his body as if it were a yo-yo.

There was no helping it, this was something he wanted to find during his boring military life.

After playing for a while, while the team leader wasn't paying attention, I shifted my aching body a bit — a miracle happened again!

With the movement of my body, the little fellow that had just recovered its strength just happened to move into the hole that was just dug out. The pressure and pain gradually disappeared.

I'm so talented! He had been playing with the soil when he was bored, but who would have thought that he would find a place to set up camp for that 'extra' part of his body! In this way, it would have a safe haven …

The small pit would no longer suffer the pain of being squeezed!

When I took another break, I quietly shared my ideas with a few of my comrades. My fellow soldiers practically worshiped me, and they all agreed that I was the savior of the world, and that I would descend at the most crucial time …

He came up with such a good idea.

Just like this, spread like wildfire, the entire squadron of over a hundred comrades all started using my method. While they were lying down and aiming, they dug a small hole on themselves to place the little guy under them. And so …

We have completely ended the history of his suffering, and we have written glorious poems to protect the vital parts of his body.

After the training had ended and they stood up, the core members of the team, who were still in the dark, were suddenly shocked!

In the blink of an eye, countless small holes the size of a fist appeared on the ground.

But the backbone is smart, immediately understand the little pit the intention. The team leader of our branch team, Zeng Qinghong, has the attitude of investigating this matter to the end. He wants to find the idea of 'digging a pit to protect number two'.

The true culprit behind this!

My comrades were quite loyal, and they covered for me one after the other. No one wanted me to come out.

But I feel that a good man should do the right thing. I don't want to be a burden to everyone, so I took the initiative to admit: "It's me! I thought of it! "

Zeng Qingzhong frowned and walked up to me. He reached out a hand and patted my head.

I expected things to go wrong.

I wanted to explain urgently, but Zeng Qinggong relaxed his brows and smiled, "You brat! "You brat, it's too late for you to become a soldier!"

I was stunned for a moment. I didn't understand what Zeng Qing meant by that.

Zeng Qinggong said, "I've been a soldier for more than three years. Every year, I would train and take aim at this training ground. If I had met you earlier, you brat, I would have thought of this method!]

How can you make Second Brother suffer so much? "

His comrades all burst into laughter. I was also relieved. I thought that the usually serious captain was quite humorous.

However, one of his comrades who didn't know what was going on was probably enchanted by Zeng Qinggong's smile. He immediately said to him, "Team leader, I didn't expect you to be so vulgar."

Everyone was sweating because of their comrade-in-arms. I thought how brave this guy was! Perhaps he didn't mean any harm, but those words sounded like it wasn't very pleasant to the ears and would easily cause people to misunderstand.

Zeng Qinggong suppressed his laughter and immediately attacked the untactful guy with a stern voice. "You brat, aren't you vulgar? They're all fucking grown men, they talk about men, they talk about dirty stuff.

What? If you think it's dirty, cut that thing in your pants! "

The comrade-in-arms roared with laughter, and the stiff atmosphere eased up once again.