C8 Chapter 8

God continued "Basically you have to create balance "

Michael asked, " Last question why am I wet and stinking? "

God said " Oh I pissed on you to create your body "

Michael " Oh so to gain powers I have to eat your shit, don't I?

God smiled " That's one way, but let's not, I am not into that type of thing"

Michael ".... "

God suggested " Close your eyes and say system"

Michael closed his eyes and said " System"

Immediately a system menu appeared in his mind

> Name - Michael turner

> Age - 16

> physical strength - 30% of average

> Combat ability - 15% of average

> Skills - not worth mentioning

Michael chided " hey hey hey! I do have skills like boxing, and some basic understanding of modern AI.

Michael wanted some explanation at that very moment a white glow appeared in front of his eyes and his body turned stiff but the next moment he felt that he was racing in his mind, he could explore in his mind, while he was racing, he could see images of his parents, friends, the first Instagram model he jerks off to ...cough.... moving on even though he lost control of his body and right now was travelling in his mind, he felt dizzy after few seconds he was somehow able to enter an unknown white room, Michael walked around the white room, there he saw inconspicuous white chair in the room which any person would miss if not looked carefully, after he noticed the chair, it turned around and Michael saw a lady sitting leisurely on it

The lady said " I am the creation of God and am responsible for the operations of worlds since you are likely to be my future master, I would be your guide from now on "

Even though Michael could not feel pleasure he was mesmerized by the beauty of the lady

The Lady realized the perverted gaze and grunted " Keep your dirty thoughts in control or there may be penalties"

Michael started spouting " no no you misunderstand me, it's just that I have never seen such a beautiful lady up until now. My thoughts are pure! I swear to God!

God appeared out of nowhere and chimed in " Hey don't use my name to prove your nonsense, just go back already "

Michael interjected " How do I do that my Lord? Shall I dive into your toilet? "

God exclaimed " How did you know? "

Michael " Fuck really? Why do you eat? Why do you excrete? "

God grumbled " I gave you all this ability! This cat form needs to go from time to time. Basically, I have a lot of time "

Michael " You weren't serious about the gateway, were you? "

God said " I am 100% serious "

Michael " Oh shit "

Michael thought to himself that this dialogue was very fitting to the situation

After opening his eyes, he regained the control of his body and realized the bizarre behavior of God and how erratic he could be!

God said " Let me flush yo.. I mean send you back "

after doing the unthinkable thing Michael landed beside supermarket naked and covered in shit from head to toe, people around him started posting this in their newTube channel, giving him a title of " Shitman "

. all the people on this planet were useful and employed with normal etiquettes they were shocked and amused by seeing a person covered in shit

Michael ran away entered the small forest and dumped himself into the lake. He cleaned himself for 2 hours, Michael treated god's shit as normal shit, but he forgot about the consequences and cleaned himself of the smelly shit. The lake was still, and the legendary shit sunk under the lake surface. Doing this caused something unexpected which Michael would only realize couple of weeks later

Michael was looking for banana leaves in the small forest

After looking for half an hour he found a banana leaf to cover the banana

He used banana leaf as a towel to cover himself, but he still had to use 1 hand to hold it all together

It was 2 am and Michael reached the roadside many cars passed by him not giving him a second look but that was understandable because he was not a pretty girl on the roadside. the car driver passing by frowned as he came closer and realized that it was a full-grown dude instead of gal so to take his revenge, he increased the car speed instead of reducing it. Michael pouted and realized why they were angry and muttered to himself " If you are not giving me the ride let me show you my glory

Michael unfolded the banana leaf and gave the car drivers an unforgettable memory, the drivers wanted to take revenge, but they did not want to stay for another second.