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It is said that a year is in spring, and a day is in the morning. However, even though it was already late in the morning, there was still a certain courtyard in Beijing that was snoring loudly.

"surnamed Xiao, if you have the ability, let your aunt go!" How noisy … So noisy! The dead Taoist and the Stinky Taoist slept like it was thunder, how can they let others live? " Listening carefully, within the simple courtyard, besides the earth-shaking snores, there were also a few female curses from time to time.

The courtyard was not small, but as far as the eye could see, other than a large plank bed, there were no other decorations. As for the guy sleeping soundly on the bed, he was only wearing a pair of red underpants and nothing else. And the wave of female curses just now came from the bottom of this plank bed.

Taking a closer look, there was a palm-sized cage placed under the wide plank bed. Looking at the small cage, it seemed to be made of neither metal nor gold. No one knew what material it was made of. However, what was not miraculous was that the palm-sized cage was actually holding a small person that was less than an inch in size. It was obvious that this was the source of those curses.

"Damned Taoist, Stinky Taoist, hurry up and let me out …" The little person within the cage was obviously anxious. A pair of small jade-like hands suddenly grabbed at the door of the cage!

However, before the little person in the cage could grab onto the cage's fence, a dazzling light burst out from the cage. The next moment, the little girl let out a blood-curdling scream and fell into the middle of the cage. This sudden turn of events caused the little fellow to suffer. In an instant, its slender and soft body no longer dared to approach the cage. It was a pity that although the little fellow was extremely afraid of the light emitted by the cage, its mouth did not want to take the slightest loss.

"Stupid fly, I have endured you for a long time. Have you had enough trouble? I haven't been able to sleep soundly in Dao Lord the whole night, and you're still not willing to rest in broad daylight. What are you trying to do? " Finally, a tremor came from the plank bed. The guy who was snoring just now suddenly stood up, but his pair of eyes were clearly staring at the black circles around his eyes. It was obvious that he was not fast enough to sleep.

"Stinky Taoist surnamed Xiao, obviously you were the one who snored all night, causing people to be unable to cultivate. "Besides, if you didn't drag me here last night, would I even care if you slept or slept?" Although the little person in the cage was currently under the control of others, he refused to suffer even the slightest loss from his mouth.

"Yawning …" Hearing the words of the little person in the cage, the Xiao Ren, who had an angry look on his face a moment ago, actually opened his mouth and yawned loudly, "You can't be blamed on poverty-stricken people. Last night, poverty-stricken people repeatedly emphasized on letting you go, but unfortunately, you yourself do not know what's good for you, how is it now? "Hee hee …" As he said this, Xiao Yong's face suddenly revealed a trace of a playful, evil smile.

"Alright, it's a deal. Hurry up and let me out!" Unexpectedly, the little person in the cage did not argue with Xiao Yue over the gains and losses in his words. Instead, he seized on the flaw in Xiao Ren's words just now.

Xiao Jean's brows suddenly rose, "What, do you really want to come up with something like that?"

"Nonsense!" The little person in the cage rolled his eyes fiercely.

"In the next life!" Xiao Ren's straightforward next words almost made the little girl in the cage die of anger on the spot!

"Stupid Xiao, this is my last warning to you. If you don't release my great-aunt from this damn cage, you just have to wait for the eighteen levels of hell to finish with you!" At this moment, Xiao Jean was about to leave the room, when he suddenly heard the female ghost in the cage say these fierce words.

Xiao Yue could be considered to have lost all his face to his maternal grandma, but he didn't expect the female ghost in the cage to start laughing heartily when he saw Xiao Ren being unlucky. To think that Great Heavenly Master Xiao would be 'bluffing and deceiving' his entire life … Uh, no, I have to 'save the world', but ever since I met this ghost congealing last night, I have never encountered anything unlucky!

As the saying goes, a mud man has a bit of an earthy nature. At this moment, Xiao Yun was being provoked by the trapped ghost congealing. He immediately turned from shame to anger and said: "Good heavens! You evil spirit that doesn't know what's good for you! Dao Lord was initially worried that the noon sun would hurt your soul, and I even wanted to let you go in the evening. Now you actually dare to use the Underworld Eighteen Hells to scare Dao Lord, do you really think that I, your Dao Lord, will become a big threat? Eighteen Hells right? Dao Lord, I really will not let you go. If you have the ability, get Elder Wang to personally come and capture your Dao Lord! "

After saying that, Xiao Yun no longer cared about the female ghost in the cage, and directly brought out a half a meter square wooden board from behind the door and walked out of the entrance of the courtyard. With a bang, Xiao Yue smashed the half meter long wooden board to the ground. To his surprise, it was nearly half a foot deep. And at this moment, on the wooden board, the five words impressively written were — Xiao Tian Shi Dao Hall!

However, upon closer inspection, other than the five large words drawn by Silver hook iron, the wooden board was also densely packed with seven or eight rows of small characters.

The first line was clearly written: The Heavenly Master Palace is opening towards the south; if there is a disaster, you must not enter.

The second line listed the prices of over a dozen different kinds of talismans: Peace Talisman (two hundred each), Evil Repellent Talisman (three hundred each), Longevity Talisman (three hundred each), Early Born Talisman (three hundred each).

The last line was written in red calligraphy: This is a small business run by the Heavenly Master School. All disasters are handled with cash, and there is no debt on credit at all! ( Except for a bank card or cheque...)

After Xiao Jean had finished plugging the wooden board, he actually yawned loudly and muttered, "This damned 'Dream Entering Technique', there is always a time when I don't take a nap. "If this goes on, I'm afraid that before Dao Lord managed to master my sacred art, I would have already slept for eight hundred years …"

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