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If one were to say how long Xiao Yue had been sleeping, then it could definitely be said that there was no right in the sky and no right on the ground. He was only woken up by ghost congealing's curses at noon, he did not expect to sleep like a dead pig again in the blink of an eye. However, the heavens seemed to have fallen in love with this fellow today. Just as Xiao Shuren started snoring loudly, there was a loud sound coming from outside the door.

"F * ck you!" Are you done yet? You can't even sleep well in broad daylight! " The good dream was awakened by someone once again. Xiao Yue was like someone who had eaten red chilli peppers in nine days — his mouth was filled with anger. However, no matter how much he cursed, the door was still noisy. If Xiao Yan didn't have any intentions of changing the door, he would have no other choice but to get up and open the door.

He pulled open the door's latch and was about to open his mouth to curse when his mouth suddenly changed shape. The next moment, his mouth changed into a big "O" shape! There was nothing he could do. Although there were a lot of prodigal devices these days, anyone who stopped a car in front of their house and said "Don't touch me" would definitely have a f * * king heart to endure!

"May I ask if Xiao Tian Shi Xiao is at home?" The person who came to the door was not surprised by Xiao Yu's appearance and asked without thinking.

Only at this moment did Xiao Yue come to his senses. Other than the "Don't touch me" car, there was actually a fatty standing outside the door. If it were anyone else, they would have been embarrassed to death. How could they dare to say anything? However, when he arrived at Xiao Jean's place, he raised the sleeve of his left hand and viciously smacked it against his mouth. The spit that was already half a foot long immediately disappeared without a trace.

Following that, Xiao Yue's face did not turn red and his heart did not beat as he replied, "I do not deserve to be called Heavenly Master. Xiao Yong is indeed me." I wonder what this boss is called and what business do you have with this Xiao? "

The fat guy outside the door obviously did not expect that the legendary "famous" expert, who could behead demons and exterminate devils, was actually this young man in his early twenties. Furthermore, Xiao Yue had just seen the "BMW" with a face full of "foolishness". He did not look like a master that had left the world at all. Wasn't this the appearance of a "bumpkin" who had never seen the world before?

Even though he felt a bit of contempt for Xiao Xiao, he still replied with a smile on his face: "My name is Wang Xing Li, I heard that Xiao Tian Shi is the number one expert of our Beijing. I have a request to make today's visit! "

Hearing the fat guy's words, Xiao Yue understood what he was trying to do. He knew what kind of relationship he was trying to pull off. Especially at the door, the person dressed like a "dog" had even driven a "Don't touch me". Without guessing, it was obvious that this person was here to ask him, a "master beyond the world", to solve the problem.

"Since there is something I need your help for, Xiao Yue's heart is immediately emboldened." It's not convenient to talk outside, Boss Wang, please come to the living room and talk about it. " As he said this, Xiao Yue walked towards the main hall of the courtyard by himself without even looking at the fatty with the surname Wang.

In this day and age, some people were just despicable! When this fatty with the surname Wang saw Xiao Lian's "inexperienced" appearance, he felt a bit of disdain in his heart. However, when he saw that Xiao Lian did not even bother to respond to him, he actually muttered in his heart: "Huh? Weird, this guy really does look like an otherworldly expert. Did I misjudge him just now? "

As he muttered to himself, Xiao Jean had already made up his mind. "Just write 'Xiao' as Dao Lord, just for the 'don't touch me' at the door, if I don't hit you hard today, I would write 'Xiao' as the Dao Lord!"

Entering the main hall of the courtyard, Xiao Jean's face was still not hot nor cold as he said, "Boss Wang, please sit for a moment. Allow poverty-stricken people to make a pot of tea."

While speaking, Xiao Yue had already taken out a teapot, a tea bowl, and a beautifully packaged tea box from the small cabinet. The fat Boss Wang stole a glance at the tea box and was elated. "Da Hong Pao, I didn't think that this Xiao family's house would look so shabby.

What he didn't know was that at this moment, Xiao Jean's heart was already bleeding! This top quality "Da Hong Pao" cost over a thousand taels of silver. Normally, even Xiao Xiao couldn't bear to drink it, but now, he had to feed the "fat pig" in front of him. How could he not feel heartache? However, despite the heartache, Xiao Yue still understood the principle of "sheep's hair comes out of the sheep's body".

Before the cup of hot tea could even reach his stomach, Xiao Yue said, "Boss Wang, speak the truth. poverty-stricken people sees your Indian Hall turning dark, I am afraid a great disaster will befall you soon!"

"Ah?" "Puff …" The pitiful Boss Wang had just poured a mouthful of hot tea into his mouth, when he heard Xiao Keke say this out of the blue.

"What, does poverty-stricken people not believe what you just said?" Seeing this unlucky fatty choking to death, Xiao Yong was overjoyed. However, his face remained calm and collected as he continued to speak.

"Hehe, I have indeed encountered a few small troubles today when I came to ask for Xiao Tian Shi's help. But Xiao Tian Shi saying that it is a great disaster, I am afraid you are exaggerating, right? " Even though the fatty in front of him was extremely handsome, his brain was not stupid.

However, this fatty meeting Xiao Yue today could be considered as this fellow's sin from his previous life. After Xiao Yue heard this, his eyebrows suddenly jumped, "Is that so? In the past few days, there have been a lot of snake and bug ants dying in Boss Wang's residence, right? "

Hearing Xiao Yue's words, Fatty Wang immediately laughed bitterly in his heart: "It's not just a small number! These two days, when I woke up early in the morning to take a look, the ground was filled with dead cockroaches and dead rats.

"Also, recently, Boss Wang should be able to see some things that he shouldn't be able to see and hear some voices that he shouldn't be able to hear, right?" As he said this, Xiao Jean's words came to an abrupt halt. However, Boss Wang seemed to have seen something terrifying, his fat face instantly turned pale white, and he almost jumped up from the sofa. "How do you know I saw it …"

It was a pity that before Boss Wang could finish his last half of his sentence, he saw Xiao Yun let him stand up a step earlier, "Boss Wang, since you feel that this isn't considered any big trouble, it seems like you and I are also unlucky. As for what Boss Wang saw or heard, poverty-stricken people does not want to know either. "

"AHH!" Boss Wang never would have thought that Xiao Yue would turn hostile as quickly as flipping a book. At this moment, he was even more heartless, he didn't even give his the slightest leeway to turn around. Thinking about the terrifying things that he had encountered in the past few days, the fat on Boss Wang's face jumped about uncontrollably. In the end, he could only let out a long sigh. Xiao Tian Shi is indeed an expert, since that's the case, I will not hide the truth. That's right, I have been having nightmares over the past few nights, and I even saw female ghost … " Speaking to here, Boss Wang could not continue any further, his entire face turned the color of a pig's liver.

Xiao Jin smiled slightly and interrupted Boss Wang's words, "Boss Wang, you have already been informed about your encounters with poverty-stricken people, there's no need to speak any further."

"AHH!" "In that case, does Taoist-sir have a way to resolve it?" Hearing Xiao Yue's words, the Boss Wang acted as if he was grabbing onto his lifeline, and anxiously asked.

"What?" Ask me if I have a way to resolve it? Aren't you talking nonsense? Why don't you go around and ask around, my surname is Xiao and I'm here to do some dirty work! With your small problem, I, poverty-stricken people, have a way to resolve it. However, Daoist Three Purities, uh, no … Pah! Pah! Pah! Even Daofather Three Purities had said it! Xiao Yue thought in his heart, but the words that came out of his mouth became, "Naturally, there is a way to resolve this. However, the karmic cycle did not respond in a good way. If Boss Wang wants poverty-stricken people to resolve it on his behalf, it will depend on whether you and poverty-stricken people have the good karma … " As he said this, Xiao Jean, who had his eyes slightly closed, suddenly wiggled his index and middle fingers.

"Of course, of course!" Boss Wang was indeed a person who had been in business for a long time. When he heard Xiao Yue's tone, he immediately reacted.

"Taoist Xiao, what do you think about this number?" Boss Wang said as he gently extended three fingers.

The heck! If you want to send poverty-stricken people off with just thirty credits, why don't you go and snatch it! Hurry up and die for poverty-stricken people! " When Xiao Jean saw Boss Wang's actions, he could not help but curse out loud on the spot.

But unexpectedly, the old face of the Boss Wang flushed red, "Taoist Xiao, you saw wrongly. It's three thousand, not thirty. "

"What?" poverty-stricken people was wrong, it was three thousand! Wait! Boss Wang, we have such a good relationship. Come, come, here are the peace talismans, Evil Repelling Talismans, Longevity Talismans, Early Childhood Talismans … Since you and I have such good fortune, these three thousand pieces of Immortal Talisman poverty-stricken people s will be giving it to you! " Hearing Boss Wang's words, Xiao Shen's face instantly changed, and the Right Hand even took out a dozen or so yellow paper talismans from her bosom.

Unfortunately, this action of Xiao Lei's almost made Boss Wang cry on the spot. Boss Wang's voice was filled with tears as he said, "Taoist Xiao, don't joke with me. It was indeed I who was clueless just now. "So, if you can help me get out of this mess, I'm willing to pay a hundred thousand dollars in cash. How about it?"

"Heh heh, aren't Boss Wang going to use three thousand to send me off this time?" Seeing Boss Wang's expression, Xiao Yue only sneered.

"It's my dog eyes that are looking down on people. I hope Taoist Xiao will not lower himself to the same level as me." Speaking to here, Boss Wang almost kneeled on the ground and begged Xiao Xiao for mercy.

"Fine, at least you and I have a chance. This jade pendant was the personal possession of the Martial Emperor back in the day. It has the ability to repel evil spirits and even demons and ghosts would not be able to get close to it. After saying this, Xiao Yong took out an ancient looking engraved dragon jade pendant from around his neck.

"Ah, thank you Taoist Xiao!" Seeing that the jade pendant was right in front of his eyes, Boss Wang immediately reached out to grab it. However, before he could even stretch his hand out halfway, Xiao Jean, who was at the opposite side, suddenly clenched his hand into a fist and his face sank. "Boss Wang, this money …"

Boss Wang laughed awkwardly, "Hehe, I was anxious. Money was good, money was good. Here is a hundred thousand yuan in cash, I hope Taoist Xiao can take care of this personally! " While speaking, Boss Wang suddenly took out a red paper bag from his bosom and placed it on the tea table.

"The land stalls' cheap goods can even be sold for a hundred thousand yuan. Is it because this world is too crazy, or is it because poverty-stricken people is too kind?" Seeing Boss Wang walk out of the door with a wild of joy, a sinister smile immediately surfaced on Xiao Liang's face …

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