C1 The shame of all humanity

"Since the establishment of the school, such a shocking thing has never happened! This is simply the shame of our school! It was a disgrace to all mankind! "To think that there would be a classmate who bought them openly on the internet."

On stage, the Principal spoke with sorrow. Zhuang Diandian lowered her head and hugged her phone, not hearing what he said at all. She was busy taking care of the business in the internet cafe.

The bright picture of her cell phone was jumping, indicating that a business had arrived. She looked as if she had been injected with chicken blood as she shook with excitement.

"Dear customer, what can I do for you?"

"Do you have XX cards?"

"Yes!" Your SIZE? "

"Big one."

Zhuang Diandian stared blankly for a moment, then burst out laughing, not forgetting to flatter, "Customer, you're really good!"

Mo Xiaoju, her best friend and roommate who was at the side, rubbed her nails and quickly glared at her, "You're courting death! Aren't you afraid that this old man will drag you out to use you as a role model? "

Zhuang Diandian pointed at her phone, "This man actually said that she's a big shot? Stop joking around! Asian men are no bigger than medium! "

Mo Xiaoju ruffled her enchanting long hair and said disapprovingly, "Perhaps, you're overthinking it? I might even buy a balloon! "

"Makes sense."

Zhuang Diandian only cared about selling them, she didn't care what exactly he bought them for.

His finger quickly moved across the phone's keypad, "May I ask what style you want? Our store has thread, smooth, super thin, ice and fire... "Oh right, there's even a fruity taste, it tastes extremely good ?"

As an unmarried girl who had no actual combat experience, Zhuang Diandian started to introduce the performance of the products.

The other party was very pleased, "Very thin." Can we deliver the goods? "

"One box for ten."

"OK, then I want one box. I'll send one box in half an hour."

Zhuang Diandian looked at her watch, then looked at the Principal who was still passionate about his speech, and immediately replied: "No problem!"

She gave Mo Xiaoju a look, and the latter said helplessly: "Really? You're still going to deliver the goods? If I catch you, you're dead! "

Even though she said that, she still cooperated and stopped her.

Zhuang Diandian changed into clothes as fast as she could, then put on her hat and glasses separately. Fortunately, Zhuang Diandian was standing at the back of the line.

He first went back to retrieve his goods before heading to the male dormitory. With great familiarity, he slipped in.

Ever since her school's condom store had opened, business had been booming, especially the delivery project. She had gained the support of her little buddies, and had no idea how many times a day she had to visit the male dorm.

He quickly found the address number.

4015...

That's right, this was the place!

She quickly knocked on the door. "Hello, I'm here to deliver the goods."

After knocking on the door thrice, only then did someone come and open it. Zhuang Diandian, wearing her cap, bowed 90 degrees to the person without raising his head, and then handed the goods over with both hands, "I am here to deliver the goods."

The sound of water splashing could be heard from the bathroom in the dorm. Zhuang Dian had already gotten used to this kind of thing.

When she raised her head and focused her gaze on the person inside, she was suddenly stunned.

Xi Shangyun!

Zhuang Diandian pinched her thigh fiercely, she never thought that the owner of the "big name" would actually be Xi Shangyun!

Seeing that the pretty-boy had slightly raised an eyebrow, Zhuang Diandian's reaction was quick. She hurriedly lowered her head, afraid that she would be recognized, and lowered her hat. Your goods. "

Xi Shangyun pursed his rosy lips, the corners of his lips raised slightly, his arm casually intertwined.

He had no intention of taking it.

Just like that, Zhuang Diandian awkwardly held onto the bright colored box with the bright outline. The words "35 mm" on it represented a large number, looking extremely striking.

Zhuang Diandian clenched her teeth and continued, "A box of XX tags is extremely thin ? One hundred and forty-eight yuan, free of charge. "

She couldn't stop thinking about the Amitabha in her heart. Bless this fellow that didn't recognize her!

Xi Shangyun's thick eyelashes lightly closed, his gaze swept past the condom who was holding his fair hands, and landed on her again. His lips slightly parted, and he asked: "Can I pay for it with WeChat?"

Upon hearing that he wanted to pay, Zhuang Diandian's heart immediately jumped with joy.

He didn't leave her!

She immediately nodded, "Alright!"

The person took out his phone at a leisurely pace, "Weibo."

"Oh," Zhuang Diandian said without even thinking about it, "Qsyswjhdtp."

Xi Shangyun frowned, "Why is it so complicated?"

Zhuang Diandian did not say anything. Of course she would not tell him that this was the acronym "Xi Shangyun is an unevolved placenta"!

Following two "woof woof" sounds from the WeChat notification, Zhuang Diandian received the payment.

It was not a good idea to stay here any longer. She bowed to him and said professionally, "I wish you a pleasant use of the set." After saying that, he didn't dare to raise his head and ran off like a wisp of smoke.

Even in her wildest dreams, Zhuang Diandian would never have thought that the well-behaved, who was praised by the elders in the family and made a fortune with scholarships every year, would actually buy a condom. What shocked all of humanity even more was, despite his frail physique, he still ? Big name?

This was something that the heavens could not tolerate!

At the next family gathering, she must uncover this fella's hypocritical and perverted mask on the spot!

Standing at the door of Room 4015, Xi Shangyun seemed to be deep in thought while holding the box of condom.

At this moment, the bathroom door behind them opened.

Xi Shangyun threw the thing over snappily. "Yours."

The other party took it and threw it onto the bed. Then, he continued to wipe his head with a towel, "It was delivered already?" That little girl is really efficient! "

Xi Shangyun squinted his eyes and asked slowly: "You know her?"

"Of course, how many boys in the dorm haven't bought raincoats from her?" Saying that, he looked sideways at Xi Shangyun, and gave him a dubious look: "However, with the exception of Young Noble Assassin who defends the body like jade, I think."

Xi Shangyun ignored him and started to pack his luggage.

Zhai Yi went over, and asked while grinning: "Oh yeah, I heard aunty say that you have a fiancee, she's in our courtyard."

Xi Shangyun's movements became sluggish, and his voice became somewhat tense, "You heard wrong."

"No way!" Zhai Yi tilted his head as he recalled, "Last year, when I went to the hospital to visit aunty, she personally told me! She said you were a baby and your fianc?e was a year older than you. If that's the case, then isn't she our senior? "

Xi Shangyun took a deep breath to calm his surging chest. He turned around and said word by word with his flawless and handsome face facing him, "No fiancee, no senior sister."

In the cafeteria, the crowd was clamoring.

Zhuang Diandian found it hard to suppress her excitement, and pulled away the obstacles in front of him and went straight to Mo Xiaoju who was sitting at the window, "Xiao Ju, guess who I saw just now? "I guarantee you won't even think of getting it out of your head ?"

Mo Xiaoju tried her best to maintain her image as she held a small spoon in her hand and drank the egg flower soup.

"Xi Shangyun is the big shot!"