C19 Your Brain Has Been Kicked by a Donkey

"Students, wake up. The military training base is here."

The driver raised his voice. His voice was rough and hoarse, scaring the other students.

"Mom, is this the only place where birds don't shit?" Yang Yuhua rubbed his eyes in confusion. He looked at the barren land in front of him in disbelief.

"Can I get a WiFi signal?" Gu Duomi curled his lips in dissatisfaction and yawned.

Yuh Ye didn't think much of it, as if he had expected it to be so broken.

It was rare for Tang Zheng to be quiet and quiet for a while, but he was too stunned to say anything.

After being led to the dormitory, a few young girls instantly collapsed!

A room with 32 beds? Did he think that he was sleeping on a fire bed? My mother!

"Isn't this a big wooden board? Will it collapse under my pressure!" Yang Yuhua looked at the flesh on his body and felt guilty. He hinted that he wanted a lower bunk...

"You know your place." Yuh Ye said coldly, and the dormitory instantly became quiet.

Tang Zheng walked over and asked, "Madam, do you want to come with me?"

"With what?" Yuh Ye rubbed his nose.

Tang Zheng said, "Sleep with me."

Yuh Ye said, "Get lost."

Did Tang Zheng lose his mind? Yuh Ye's face turned red for some reason. He had a strange feeling in his heart. It was because he had just felt dizzy and uncomfortable.

"Mr Tang, you called Mr Yuh" madam "just now? Could it be my hallucination?" Gu Duomi wondered if he had heard wrongly.

"You didn't hear it wrong." Tang Zheng admitted it openly without feeling anything wrong.

Yuh Ye stood behind Tang Zheng and pinched him hard. Yuh Ye grabbed him by the side of his waist. A piece of meat...

He twisted it clockwise.

Twisting counterclockwise...

"Aiyo! You want to murder your own husband!" Tang Zheng jumped up three feet in pain. His head hit the big wooden board on the top floor. He looked at Yuh Ye with an innocent look.

"F * ck your husband! I like girls!" Yuh Ye's eyes widened in anger. Why couldn't Tang Zheng change the word "madam"? How ambiguous...

Yang Yuhua really couldn't stand it anymore. He shouted with a face full of despair. "If you two continue flirting, go!"

Yuh Ye was stunned. He ran out of the dorm with a dark face and didn't want to care anymore. He wanted to check out the bathroom.

"You guys scared my wife away, seriously." Tang Zheng also went out with a reproachful face.

Yang Yuhua, Gu Duomi, and the others stayed behind. They looked at each other in a daze.

"Madam! Slow down! Why are you running so fast to reincarnate?" Tang Zheng grabbed Yuh Ye's collar and looked at Yuh Ye's angry face with a smile in his peach blossom eyes.

"Let go of me. What are you trying to do?" Yuh Ye stared at him coldly. He wanted to ignore him and walk around.

"You don't know what I want to do." Tang Zheng raised his bangs and looked at Yuh Ye again.

"You want me to kill you," Tang Zheng said.

Yuh Ye coldly pulled the corner of his mouth and pushed his claws away. He continued to look for the bathroom with a look of disgust.

"I want to sleep..." Before Tang Zheng could finish his sentence, Yuh Ye had a bad feeling. He was afraid that Tang Zheng would say something that would shake the heavens and earth, so he quickly interrupted him.

"Sleep your ass."