Genius Fortune-teller/C1173 The Mysterious Pill Way(last Part)
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C1173 The Mysterious Pill Way(last Part)

"This is too disgusting, Grandpa Medicine, I don't want to touch something like too old anymore!" The medicine doll frowned as it ate Taisheng. Then, it wrinkled its nose and burped with a look of disdain.

Yin and Yang were at odds with each other. As an undying medicine of the most yang type, it naturally did not have a good impression of the celestial Yin element.

Seeing the appearance of the little doll, Lin Bai couldn't help but rub his nose and stare at it. All the ingredients needed to concoct pills had already entered his stomach. Lin Bai really wanted to see how this little fellow was going to concoct pills.

Gulu. Before Lin Bai could react, he heard a series of loud noises coming from the medicine doll's stomach. The sounds were even louder than the sounds of frogs breaking out from the ground after a rainy spring night.

Puff! Just when Lin Bai was wondering what was going on with that noise, the medicine doll's face swelled red and then, along his two buttocks, came a muffled sound. Following the sound, a yellow fog that could be seen with the naked eye permeated the room.

Damn, could it be that this little fellow ate too much and couldn't digest it?! Upon hearing the voice, Lin Bai felt a headache coming on. However, before he could figure it out, he couldn't help but hurriedly cover his nose with his hands. It was impossible to use words or words to describe the smell of the yellow mist. It was like the pungent smell of countless medicinal dregs that had accumulated and rotted.

Didn't they say that fart doesn't sound and fart doesn't smell? Why did this little bastard's fart sound so loud and smelly? Lin Bai silently circulated the tortoise breathing technique as he silently cursed in his heart. His eyes were tightly locked onto the medicine doll as he waited to see what this little fellow was planning to do.

After letting out a loud fart, the expression on the medicine doll's face did not improve by much. His face, which was originally as tender as white jade, was now as eye-catching as the fiery clouds in the sky at the end of summer. The three red fruits on his head were now shining with a dazzling red light. Along the little fellow's throat, muffled roars could be heard from time to time, as if it was trying its best to hold something back.

"Youngest junior brother, what are you doing in the house that you're going to make people stink to death?" Just as Lin Bai was curious about the actions of the medicine doll, a sour smell came out from the quiet room and floated in front of Zhang Sanmang and Wu Qi. Smelling the smell, the two of them felt like vomiting and wished that they could cut off their noses to avoid the attack of the 'poisonous gas'.

"What else can we do? It must be pill forging!" The figurine's face grew even redder, and it clenched its little fists tightly. After roaring angrily towards the outside, it suddenly let out an 'en' sound, then suddenly twisted its butt towards Lin Bai and said anxiously, "Hurry up and catch it, don't let this thing get stuck in the dust, otherwise the medicinal effects will be wasted."

When Lin Bai heard this, he didn't dare to hesitate in the slightest. He hurriedly raised his hand and made a grabbing motion. Just as he got into position, a "puchi" sound could be heard coming from the medicine doll, and a black shadow flew towards Lin Bai.

Lin Bai reflexively reached out his hand and caught the black shadow in his grasp. The moment he held the black shadow in his hand, Lin Bai's face immediately turned green. It wasn't because of anything else but because, at this moment, he finally remembered why the expression on the medicine doll was so familiar. Wasn't that the expression that people with constipation usually had when they were squatting in the pit?

The thing he held in his hand was the sh * t of this little bastard, so what else could it be? Thinking that the medicine doll had tricked him into doing something so disgusting like picking up feces, Lin Bai wished he could chop this little bastard into pieces.

"My whole body feels relaxed!" Just as Lin Bai was about to make his move, the medicine doll actually fell onto the ground, as if a heavy burden had been lifted off its shoulders. It raised its hand to wipe the sweat off its forehead and said joyfully, "As expected of a great Holy Spirit that gathers all the spirits of heaven and earth. I knew I would be able to successfully refine a pill.

"Little bastard, explain to me what's going on!" Lin Bai became even angrier upon hearing this. With an expression as if he was about to kill someone, he pinched his nose and slowly raised his palm. He held the black object in front of him and asked, "Is this the pill you refined?"

"Isn't this a pill or a piece of sh * t?" Grandpa Medicine is a spiritual beauty of the world, how could I have the habit of making common things like you? " The Medicine Doll unhappily snorted twice, then looked at Lin Bai and said in an innocent voice, "It's you, kid. If it were someone else, I wouldn't have helped them with this." "You little rascal, do you really think you are so kind as a mule? Break open that layer of black dregs outside and take a look!

Hearing the words of the medicine doll, Lin Bai couldn't help but be taken aback. As the medicine doll said, from the day he accepted the little black cat until now, he had never seen the little thing do anything like shit and pee; moreover, the medicine doll had eaten so many of the things that Fatty Zheng picked up on Mount Li that day, but on the way there, it didn't say anything about going to the toilet, and he had gone there at least three times in the past two days.

So, there was only one possibility, and that was, whether it was the little black cat or the medicine doll, they were creatures with a body that contained the spirit of the world. Their bodies were different from humans, and they could split the food they ate into nutrients to nourish their bodies to the maximum. The smell of the medicine doll's stinky fart was so strong that it even had the smell of rotting dregs. It was most likely due to the toxins within the herbs.

It was a three-way poison. It was likely that the medicine that the medicine doll refined would rely on its own body to absorb the essence of those medicinal ingredients. After which, it would expel the poison and waste material from within, allowing all the medicinal properties to be perfectly fused together and give off a great life force.

He was afraid that he was wrong about the medicine doll this time. Lin Bai looked at the medicine doll apologetically. Without any hesitation, he slowly placed the black object in his palm and then slowly peeled away the black, disgusting thing that was wrapped around it.

Bits and pieces of black and brown debris began to fall off, and specks of pale white light began to slowly spread around the room. As time passed, the pill within the dark brown object was finally completely exposed in front of Lin Bai.

This pill was the size of a quail egg. It was oval in shape and as transparent as a crystal. Furthermore, there were faint, milky white lights flickering on the pill's body. It was as if the pill was alive and it was breathing.

This was most likely the first medicinal pill that had been concocted in hundreds of years! Gazing at the flickering brilliance surrounding the medicinal pill, Lin Bai could not suppress the curiosity in his heart. He slowly brought the medicinal pill to his nose and took a whiff.

Different from the brilliance emitted by the medicinal pill, this pill could not smell any medicinal ingredients at all. It only had a faint fragrance that was similar to the fragrance of a hundred flowers. Although the fragrance was extremely weak, once it entered Lin Bai's stomach, he immediately felt his entire body become light and agile, his entire body incomparably refreshed, even his mind became much more ethereal, and the mana in his body fluctuated.

For someone like Lin Bai who had reached the Deity Stage, in order to make up for the loss of Fa Li in his body, he would often need to meditate for a very long time to make up for the loss. But now, just a whiff of this pill's aroma caused the mana within Lin Bai's body to surge. It was as though he had meditated for several days. This was a testament to the miraculous effects of this pill. Most importantly, this pill contained a strong life force that was rarely seen in the world.

In this world, there was probably only one medicine doll that could concoct a pill of this level. Refining the essence of the medicinal materials with the immortal medicine that had taken form. How could this be done by an ordinary person? Not to mention the fact that the ingredients included the mysterious item, Taisheng.

"How is it? Has the pill been refined?" Just as Lin Bai was sighing with emotion, Zhang SanKuang impatiently waited outside. Coupled with the sour stench that came from inside the house earlier, it made him feel that something was wrong, so he pushed the door open and entered.

"The pill has been formed?" Wuzhi Qi followed closely behind Zhang SanKuang into the room. When he saw the pill shining faintly in Lin Bai's hand, he revealed a surprised expression. He took a deep breath and said, "Show me the pill."

Looking at the stupefied expressions on the faces of the crowd, the medicine doll sat back in his chair with his legs crossed, looking like a rich old man. It was as if he was waiting for people to praise him while he closed his eyes to rest.

"The elixir of immortality in human form is indeed extraordinary." After looking through the pill in his hand, Wuqi couldn't help but sigh as he shook his head, "In my opinion, this pill is probably of a higher grade than the one my master made. The vitality contained within is much stronger than the Supreme One and Immortal Medicine combined. It's at least three times stronger! "

"Medicine grandpa, do you have any leftover materials? Let me have a taste!" Zhang San Kuang greedily looked at the pill and his expression suddenly changed. He looked like he was trying to curry favor with the medicine doll as he spoke with a flattering tone. Looking at the pill's appearance, he had already decided to go all out to obtain some benefits. This medicine doll was a treasure, even if it was just a little bit of benefits, it would still be a great use to him.

"Close your eyes, I'll give you a surprise." When the medicine doll saw Zhang Sanmang's expression, its eyes rolled around, revealing a mischievous expression. Then, it continued, "Put your face up, you're done!"

Since the medicine doll had suddenly become so easy to talk to, Zhang Sanmeng was naturally overjoyed and did not dare to hesitate any longer. He hastily closed his eyes and moved his face closer to the medicine doll. Before he could close his eyes, he felt a sudden hot and moist sensation on his face, as if rain was pouring on his cheeks. However, after some thought, he realized that this place was deep underground. How could there be rain!

With that thought in mind, Zhang SanKuang hurriedly opened his eyes. He discovered that the little bastard had actually splashed hot piss on his face. Furthermore, looking at the satisfied expression on the little guy's face, it seemed to be extremely comfortable.

"Good little bastard, you dare to prostrate yourself! Do you believe that I won't castrate you?!" He reached out to wipe the wet droplets on his face, grabbed the medicine doll, and was about to throw it onto the ground.

"Don't forget my identity. I'm an elixir of life, so naturally, I pee myself!" The medicine doll wasn't in a hurry and calmly said, "After tasting our piss, there's no red gas coming out of our faces. It can nourish Yin and strengthen Yang with miraculous effects. Dragon and Tiger's essence are powerful."

Zhang SanKuang was stunned for a moment. He unhesitatingly touched a dot on his finger and touched it to his lips! As expected, it was sweet and delicious!

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