Genius Fortune-teller/C50 Slap Loudly
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There was a people in the world whose national history was a useless one, forever attached to the strong, but who never acknowledged that these things were theirs.

This people said the Dragon Boat Festival was theirs; said that Qu Yuan was theirs; said that Chinese medicine was theirs; said that the Compendium of Materia Medica was the work of their ancestors; even said that the eight trigrams on their flag that had been removed from Huaxia were theirs.

This nation was the Han nationality in which Li Shunsheng resided.

"Everything is said with facts. I'll choose the simplest thing." Lin Bai ignored Li Shunsheng and turned around to look at a young girl who was about to walk out of the door. "Miss, don't be silly," he said with a smile. Also, don't listen to this swindler's nonsense. "

"Your boyfriend will come and find you within ten minutes. He said that we should end our relationship because he already bought the marriage proposal ring for you and wants the relationship between the two of you to go a step further." Lin Bai looked at the girl and said.

When the young girl heard Lin Bai's words, she became agitated and nervously looked at the door, waiting for her boyfriend to arrive.

Li Shunsheng looked at Lin Bai with disdain. He had just met that girl, and the typical marriage was over. Where did it turn from a relationship to a marriage?

Time ticked on, and these ten minutes seemed like a long time to Li Shuncheng and the girl. The sound of tires scraping on the floor suddenly came from outside the door, followed by the sound of hurrying footsteps and the panting of young men. The door was pushed open with a 'bang' and a young man rushed in with a bunch of roses in his hands and a jewelry box in his hands.

"My dear, can you marry me? Let's end our relationship and begin the marriage!" After the young man rushed into the room, he quickly rushed in front of the girl. Kneeling on one knee, he handed the bouquet of roses and the opened jewelry box to the girl.

The girl couldn't say a word. She covered her face with her hands and started to cry. The way she looked at Lin Bai was filled with gratitude. Because of Li Shun's divination to her just now, she thought that she really wouldn't be with her boyfriend anymore in this life. After leaving the house, she planned to find a quiet place to stay, or sink into the water by herself, only Lin Bai's words could save her.

The girl received the ring from the young man with trembling hands. After they embraced, the girl bowed deeply towards Lin Bai and said with a trembling voice, "Thank you. If it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would really have gone to do something stupid!"

Lin Bai waved his hand and turned to look at Li Shunsheng, who had a look of panic on his face. "What else do you have to say? You still don't want to believe that all you've learned is a copy of the 'Barbarian Extermination Scripture' that a master had specially prepared for you? "

"We, the Koreans, invented this art. How could I not know what I have learned?" Li Shunjun was as stubborn as a roasted duck.

Lin Bai's mouth twitched. He looked at Li Shunsheng and said, "If that's the case, then why did you tell this young lady that her marriage is no longer in existence before I came?"

"I'm doing this for her own good. Only by doing this will she feel at ease and be able to meet this man again!" Li Shunsheng snapped.

The girl's boyfriend was filled with indignation. He walked up to Li Shunjun, spat on the ground, and said angrily, "Please believe that if it wasn't for your age, I would be using my fist on your face now!"

"This is all my credit, don't listen to this Chinese man's excuses!" Li Shunjun's face turned pale as he continued to quibble, "I only said those words to her to delay her time, waiting for you to propose!"

"Shameless!" The girl's face was sullen, but she spoke with a sense of justice.

Lin Bai also laughed involuntarily. He really did not expect the Korean to be so unreasonable.

In the past when he was roaming the martial arts world, he had met many people who wanted to compete with him. Although they were competing and did not have a good attitude, they would still lose if they lost. They would pass after a few pleasantries.

However, the Korean in front of him was clearly not the same as the domestic mentors. If he lost, he would still arrogantly say, "This credit is mine. If I didn't stall for time, your words would not have had any effect at all. Furthermore, everything you know is just a copy of our Korea …"

He didn't care if he had a scientific basis for what he said or if it made sense, and he didn't care if you believed him or not. He was as stubborn as a cooked duck.

"If I didn't stop this girl, did you ever think that what you said would decide a person's life?" Lin Bai looked at Li Shunsheng and said seriously.

Li Shunsheng curled his lips and said blandly, "I am not wrong." Furthermore, even if something were to really happen to this girl, with so many of you in China, with one or two fewer people, what are you afraid of?! "

"I finally understand why you guys are always called Koreans. Just like this, you guys will live your lives as Koreans for the rest of your lives!" Lin Bai could no longer hold back the rage in his heart as he scolded.

Hearing that, Li Shunsheng shouted angrily: "How dare you! You secretly learned our art yet you still dare to be so stubborn. Do you know that eight years ago, we had already started preparing the Wind and Water Phenomenon Encyclopedia? "Or did you know that your Chinese photographic skills came from the hands of our famous Korean teacher, Guan Yan!"

A sedan? Lin Bai was stunned upon hearing this name. He looked at Li Shunsheng as if he was an idiot. "Guan Yan is from Korea?"

"That's right, Guan Yan is from Korea!" Li Shunsheng said arrogantly, ignoring the expression on Lin Bai's face.

Guan Lianping was a Warlock of the Wei Kingdom during the Three Kingdoms period, a wise man from the plains of Shandong. He was proficient in Zhou Yi, was adept at divination, and was also the master of divination. He wrote quite a lot in his lifetime, writing two volumes of the Zhou Yi Spirit Communication Mantra, one volume of the Zhou Yi Psychic Mantra, one volume of the "Classic of Breaking the Nevermind", and one volume of the "Occupy Keeper".

In "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms", Guan Yan was compared to "Hua Tuo's Doctor, Du Kui's Sound Music, Zhu Jianping's Phase Art and Zhou Xuan's Dream".

If the old man had known, he would have used his temper to beat up Li Shunsheng, who was standing in front of him.

"Guan Yan and Zhu Jianping are the two masters who jointly created the Great Han Nation's Hempen-clothed Divine Art . You Chinese people have learned this technique from it." Li Shunjun puffed his chest out as he spoke in a complacent manner.

Lin Bai had heard of the Godly Mai technique before. In the Korean phase world, it was indeed treated like a sacred scripture. However, Lin Bai had also heard from the old Daoist Mao Shan, Li Tian Yuan, that the so-called "Hempen-clothed Divine Art" was actually part of the "Apocalypse of the Barbarian God Scripture".

You gave your neighbor a copy of what you made up, and he liked it when he read it, and then they stole something from your house and put it up, a little bit of change, whether it was right or not, and said it was theirs...

"Are you sure Guan Yan and Zhu Jianping are from Korea?" Lin Bai mocked Li Shunsheng.

Li Shunsheng was filled with righteous indignation and said, "Do you think I would lie to you? It was our great pioneer who helped your Prince Wei, Cao Cao Cao, to conquer the world!"

Lin Bai was speechless. Speaking of which, he had no intention of continuing as he was now. This thing's mouth was like an iron hammer, and its speech was completely unreliable. Every now and then, he would change what he said without a care for what he said.

"There's nothing left to say, right? To admit that your art of phase change came from our Han people, right?!" Li Shunjun glared at Lin Bai and snapped.

Lin Bai shook his head. He looked at Li Shunsheng and said softly, "You will piss on the street today and be sent back to your country with your city appearance affected."

"What did you say?" Do you think that our Great Han Nation will be as lacking in quality as you Chinese? Do you want me to use my diplomatic immunity to attack a foolish Chinese like you?! " Li Shunjun's face was ashen, his expression extremely ferocious. He glared at Lin Bai, threatening him fiercely.

Lin Bai smiled as he looked at Xia Xiaoqing, who was standing at the side, and said, "Give the city bureau chief a call. The show is about to begin."

Although Xia Xiaoqing had some doubts, she still followed his instructions. She took out her phone and made a call. Shortly after, the piercing sound of a siren could be heard from outside. Li Shunsheng was fearless. He raised his head to look at Lin Bai, ready to mock him for not predicting that he would pee in the street.

Before he could say anything, he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and ran out of the house as if he had no consciousness. At this moment, the Town Security car drove over.

Li Shuncheng felt as if his lower abdomen was about to explode. He tore open his belt, took out his two centimeters, and poured it all over the Town Security car.

After a moment of comfort, Li Shunsheng looked at the faces in the car that were glaring at him. He suddenly realized that he was doomed this time. He had insulted the government's enforcement vehicles, and even if he had diplomatic immunity this time, he would still end up being deported.

The people in the room were all in an uproar. No one expected Lin Bai to be so cautious. Li Shunjun obediently ran out of the room and peed on the Town Security car.

Looking at Li Shunsheng who was dragged into the car by the Town Security, Lin Bai extended his hand and made a gesture of greeting with his hand on his forehead. You can't get used to our Chinese beef, so go back and eat your pork and pickles obediently, Smitta! "

Xia Xiaoqing covered her mouth and giggled lightly, blooming like a blooming spring flower in the air. Lin Bai was dumbfounded by what he saw.

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