C2 Those Who Carry Horses and Gods Are All Deceitful

This time I lived in junior high school. In fact, when I was in fourth grade, I knew that the "tape" was a lie. She didn't even have a husband, so how could she have a child?

But before the fourth grade, they inculcated in me the idea that the child had crawled in through the leg of his pants when he was asleep.

To my surprise, I kept asking her why the child hadn't crawled into her stomach yet, and she explained it to me in all seriousness. The child was afraid that she would fart and refuse to come in.

Can you adults have any basic trust in children?

A child who grew up in such an environment could suffer a mental breakdown from having his three views overturned at any time, okay?

The only thing my parents didn't lie to me about was that Shuyue really was a good piano and a good painter.

I learned to play Liang Zhu and Swan Lake, and also learned to work like a bird.

Every time Shuyue went to a home tutor meeting, she would return with a school report filled with red words:

"Who does this kid look like? Why didn't you inherit your father's mind at all? When your father was in elementary school, he relied on mental arithmetic to add, subtract, multiply, and divide. "

Fortunately, she wasn't my mother, so according to my mother's personality, she should have come over with a slap.

But I'm really not good at numbers. I'm extremely insensitive to numbers, but I'm very interested in words and pictures. According to Shuyue, my performance has determined that the right brain is more developed, so rather than letting me memorize all kinds of mathematical formulas, it is better to use my right brain's sensing system to train my observation and imagination, as well as to help my left brain's logic ability to be lacking.

The way Shuyue trained me was actually to play games.

The game was created by Shuyue DIY. It was a round box, a little like a moon cake box, but a lot bigger. It was empty.

On the lid of the box, there was a spiral shaped maze. In the middle of this maze, there was a hole.

Shuyue said that this game was called the "Seven Maze Maze Path".

The rules of this game were almost the same.

Shuyue placed a transparent ball in my hand, while the other colored balls were placed in any place in the maze by Shuyue.

The colored balls themselves could not be moved, and I needed to use the transparent balls to push the other colored balls, red, yellow, white, blue, and black, into the hole in the middle of the maze, as if I were playing a billiard.

The transparent ball can only push one colored ball at a time, and the order of entry into the hole cannot be wrong.

However, the maze was very complicated. Often, after pushing one ball, the other ball would be blocked, or they would accidentally push the two balls together. This could be considered as a loss.

In the beginning, Shuyue only placed a red ball and a yellow ball for me to push. It wasn't difficult as the IQ of the primary school students could easily push into the holes as well.

In the end, the white, blue and black balls were gradually added to the team. They had to be careful with every step of the way and couldn't win as long as there was even the slightest error in the route design.

The penalty for losing is not to watch a cartoon of a young girl warrior in Hong Kong.

As the propaganda committee member of the fourth grade class three who was leading the fashion trend in the class, if they didn't know what the beautiful young female soldiers broadcast yesterday, they wouldn't be able to create a topic in the role play during the lunch break.

Moreover (Forced) to play the night dress masked knight, Hou is handsome, really handsome.

Hou's handsomeness was my first love.

He used to call me back then, and he used to give me imported candy for his father and slip it into my hand.

So even if my IQ is limited, I'm going to burn the little universe to get through the maze.

After that, Shuyue placed all five colored balls into the maze, making it impossible for me to go through the maze for the next half a year.

On the last day before the winter break in the sixth grade, when the handsome, red-faced boy told me not to go away from school, I remembered coming home to solve the riddle and thanked him for not seeing me.

At the beginning of school he was successfully pried away by the captain's eyeglasses.

On the same day, the maze was opened.

My heart crumbled. If I had quickly walked through the maze, then I would have become a pair with Hou Yingjun. Perhaps my life would have changed.

But I'm not the bomb disposal expert in the movie who cuts off the bomb lead at the last second, or the fictional kid who manages to get away with it in the nick of time.

I am just a wild thinking, a little stutter, IQ catch urgent primary school students.

Back to the second grade summer vacation. One afternoon, Shuyue said that she would treat me to a McDonald's.

At that time, McDonald's and KFC were the birthday wishes of every primary school student, especially when there were only three McDonald's in the city and each one was queued for at least three hours.

Because every kid in front of you has to say,

Double beef giant, soy sauce onion with green melon, cheese lettuce with sesame seeds, everyone eats laugh!

As long as you can recite it in five seconds without making a mistake, you'll get a free Big Mac meal, and every primary school student will recite it. I practiced hard for a long time, but when I was nervous I stuttered.

"It's okay, I'll carry it." Shuyue said calmly.

Then she took me on her bike to the new Mackenzie near the zoo.

I didn't know at the time that Gao Biao's future in China was getting more and more developed, but I was wondering why this McDonald's also referred to family barrels and spicy chicken fried rice.

Shuyue ordered a plate of Egg Fried Rice and also ordered a piece of hamburger for me.

The hamburger at the corner of his mouth suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

My intuition tells me that Shuyue isn't normal either.

She had made it clear to me that she didn't like McDonald's, that she used to eat too many American fast food in the United States, and she wanted to throw up when she smelled it.

The last time I took the initiative to eat KFC, I pretended to be her child, ran out of the street crying, hugged her by the thigh, and said, "Mom, don't leave me, wuu," and sang to scare off her pursuers by being the only one in the world.

This must not be a good thing either.

However, as a primary school student, I feel that even if I don't eat, I would feel sorry for my IQ, and I wouldn't be able to push the plot forward.

After eating, I rubbed my swollen belly. "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

"Brat, you've grown craftier the longer you grow," Shuyue rolled her eyes at me and sighed.

Indeed, because I lived with her, my temperament became more and more similar to her. Furthermore, after I had grown up, I often lamented that I was not like my father who was taciturn, nor did I resemble my mother who was flamboyant. I was extremely similar to Shuyue.

Shuyue took out a stack of papers from her bag.

It was actually Nan Bei Chao's' Thousand Character Classic '.

Heaven and Earth were dark yellow, and the sun, moon, and earth were all in ruins. The sun and moon shines in the sky, and the morning and night are at the beginning of the book.

I know how to recite this thousand character passage, because Shuyue would usually teach me calligraphy skills and use Wang Xizhi's calligraphy as a cover.

"Look carefully." Shuyue patted the paper.

I took a closer look. It was a copy of an old book, twelve pages in all, with four sentences in each row.

Each word has a number and an alphabet mark on it. Heaven, Earth, Xuan, and Huang are: A18, B10, A04, C91.

F * ck, a thousand. Can you make it harder?

"I can't do it." I wanted to spit it out.

"Idiot, I know you can't do it, but why is it so hard? The back is written with a rule, you only need to remember the first 40 words and you will be able to deduce the code behind it."

Thanking Shuyue for not overestimating my IQ, after her explanation, I immediately found the trick to it. Fortunately, it wasn't too hard.

"I'll give you three days." Shuyue said.

"At least a week."

"Four days."

"Five days."

"Deal."

Five days later.

"Did you memorize it?"

I nodded.

Shuyue took the copy of the Thousand Character Classic from my desk and tore it.

"From now on, only I know your code names."

In fact, she said she had missed someone. Maybe she just didn't want to tell me.

Afterwards, Shuyue would also check me out from time to time.

Actually, as long as he remembered the numbers correctly, he would be able to deduce the numbers later on.

It took me years to learn that this was a simple replacement encryption code, and because of it, I was the only one who could get close to the truth.

Shuyue's house was not big, it only had three rooms. One of them was for her to sleep, and the other was for me to sleep.

There was also another room, which was used to store her research materials, plant samples, and observation equipment.

She wouldn't let me in, ever since I broke a specimen of a bug.

There were a lot of books on the bookshelf in the living room. As I grew up, she would often unintentionally take out a few books from the bookshelf and ask me with a smile if I could read them.

Most of them were books about witchcraft, shamans, alchemy, and multiple universes. How could I possibly understand them?

The teacher said feudal superstition was wrong, so I strongly condemned her.

In my limited knowledge at the time, Massachusetts might have been the province next door to Henan Province, and the master of biology might have been a chicken and duck breeder.

Shuyue sighed, and raised her head from within the pile of English papers. She removed the mask and rubbed her eyes.

"Come with me." She opened the study room. "I'll show you something interesting."

As long as I'm not allowed to study, I basically have no objections.

Shuyue opened the electron microscope on the table and took out a petri dish from the thermal cabinet.

"Look."

I moved my eyes closer. There was a particularly brightly colored cell with red flagella and a transparent cell with a green nucleus. They quickly split into two.

"Is it beautiful? This is a HeLa cell, it's one of the cancer that we girls get the most easily, "said Shuyue.

"These cells are known as' immortal 'cells. Unlike human cells, these cell lines don't age to death, and they can even divide indefinitely."

After Shuyue finished speaking, he flipped open another picture of the Discover Magazine.

"You think so?"

The picture she pointed to was exactly the same as the one I had just seen in the microscope.

"Isn't this the cancer cell you showed me earlier?" "No," I said.

"No, this is the latest observations from the Hubble telescope. It's the image of a dead star. Every moment has life, and the dying star is also called the red giant star, this is the moment of its death. "

"Countless scientific observations have proven the similarity between the human body and the universe. The death of a planet and the occurrence of a dividing cell in the largest outer space and under the most spectating microscope, the brain cells are magnified a thousand times to produce the same image as the universe in the telescope... Isn't this the best proof of God's existence? Earth's creatures went through such a complicated evolution, and the probability of it happening is one in a hundred billion? "

Shuyue closed the book, "But as a scientist, we cannot believe in coincidences. This seems to be another refutation."

"I don't understand." I'm a little confused.

"For example, pigs and humans have 112 exactly the same genetic mutations, more than humans and monkeys have the same genes. If we look at it from the DNA point of view, we are more like pigs than monkeys. But why did the pig not evolve human intelligence and emotions? Why did humans become the last species to gain high intelligence? Is it another coincidence? "

"If one of these people had been eliminated between a pig and a human, who would it be if not a god?"

Shuyue looked at me.

"I don't think I can communicate with you." I was already wondering what I was going to have for dinner.

"DNA similarity is also reflected in the intelligence quotient. The average human intelligence is 74, and the average pig intelligence quotient is 51... But there's only a difference of 23, Piggy is unable to communicate with others. "

"You're the pig." I became angry from embarrassment and left Shuyue behind.

"Therefore, even if the IQ between a person and a God is above 23, we are still unable to understand God's way of thinking..." Shuyue muttered to herself from behind.