C52 Microcompetent

It had to be said that DickPound's shout had some effect. There were seventy to eighty people in the Great Hall, and most of them were low level students.

Fatty pointed to the two stools by the side of the stage and said, "The new members need to sit over there."

With that, he ran into the backstage.

From the moment Sayaka sat on the stage, her face had turned completely red. The Japanese girls were actually not as cheerful as what was written in the comic books. Fatty asking her to sit on the stage while facing so many people was no different from killing her.

"Sayaka, have you always been studying in this school?"

I wanted to help her relax and find something to say.

"Yeah, I enrolled on September 6th last fall." Sayaka immediately answered my question in all seriousness.

"..."

"..."

I didn't know what to say either, so the two of them fell into an awkward silence.

"Do you like Japanese food?" I have another problem.

F * ck, I'm such a retard. Isn't this the same as asking a Chinese if he likes to eat?

"..." "Right."

"Then what do you like to eat? Sushi? Stabbing? Lamian? " I rolled my eyes and walked further and further down the stupid road.

"..." "Right."

Well, I've said all the Japanese words of my life, Sushi, Sashimi, Ramen, they're my favorite.

The only word that remained was' Ya Baa Die '.

"..." Wang, you are Chinese? " Sayaka hesitated for a long time before asking me.

"Yeah, do I look like a Japanese?"

"I really like Chinese culture …" Sayaka suddenly said in Chinese.

Even though the pronunciation is not standard, I am still shocked.

"Why do you speak Chinese?"

"Nine Degrees Mom and Dad (I'm sorry), I started my junior high school and attended Chinese cram class, as well as Spanish and Latin cram class …" Sayaka's face flushed again. "We'll go to the city district for music and painting lessons on weekends …"

"A bookworm!" I was shocked again. "What time do you have to learn every day?"

"... Un, I usually don't go to sleep until 2 PM … "My choice is to go to Harvard …" Sayaka whispered.

In order to apply for Ivy, besides their usual school results, all of their specialties were to be added.

"Sayaka, you're too amazing." I sincerely sighed, "If I had to study like this every day, I would have died from exhaustion long ago!"

"Rice in a wok (I'm sorry) …" Sayaka immediately covered his face in embarrassment.

"Friends!" "Welcome to the special ability association's home ground!"

The auditorium went dark, and a bunch of chasing lights fell on Fatty. He had changed into a Chinese robe, and a monk hat appeared on his head in the middle of the stage.

"All kinds of special abilities have a mysterious power acting from behind. This power comes from the vast universe, and has existed on Earth for billions of years. Today, I will witness the miracle of humanity together with everyone! "

Did this kid really have some sort of special ability?

I swallowed.

Sayaka leaned towards me in fear, as she subconsciously tightened her sweaty palms.

"Everyone, please look at the poker card in my hand —" Fatty took out a Peach K. "When I activate my special ability —"

Fatty closed his hands and rubbed them together. Then, he opened his hands again, and the K's of the Red Peach became K's of the Black Peach.

"When humans master the secrets of the universe …" He then took out an orange. "They can release energy to control external affairs, including moving objects with their will …"

The tangerine in Fatty's hand slowly left his hand and floated in the air.

"..." to make objects disappear from our space -- "

Before the fatty could finish his words, Tangerine suddenly vanished into the air.

"Suucer with (so powerful) —" Sayaka opened her eyes wide in disbelief.

"— This kind of ability isn't something that you can never climb. After daily practice, you can —"

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the fatty rose up from the stage!

"— Break away from the gravity and become a higher level creature …"

"Clang!"

I heard a loud crash, and the floor shook beneath my feet.

The fat guy fell to the ground with his butt facing the sky.

"Do you know how dangerous it is to hoist a steel wire here?" The Dean of Education appeared from the backstage, "I knew you would come here this year, so I came here specifically to take a look. Last year, you pretended that the King of Ten Thousand Magnets didn't get electrocuted enough?"

Dick rubbed his ass and stood up. Under his butt was a pile of poker cards and a crushed orange.

The audience looked at the three of us as if they had eaten shit.

My face, goodbye.

My IQ, goodbye.

My youth running under the setting sun. Goodbye.

Students! I'm really not crazy!

Is it too late to pretend to be sleepwalking? Can you pretend that I'm your twin sister? Is there a hole in the ground where you can get in?

What is the fastest way to commit suicide?

If life can be rebuilt,

I'd rather die...

He wouldn't join any damn society! A pure child!

"Go home before your father finds out." The dean sighed.

Immediately, dozens of people left the auditorium as if they were avoiding a plague. The remaining people were still in the front row, still in shock and unable to react.

Those who are foolish and realistic can get infected. I shut my eyes.

"Sayaka, this is just a temporary way for us to recruit members. I believe that one day, we will definitely be able to learn super powers … You won't abandon us, will you? "

When I raised my head, Fatty pulled Sayaka's hand and said sincerely.

"..." Err … "It won't …"

I am very convinced of the Japanese girl, in this case, I would have already thrown a fist at her.

"My IQ is limited, so I can't reach the recognition threshold of your society. Today's weather is not bad, I'll leave if I need to." I walked out without looking back.

"Student Wangwang, wait a moment. You won't be able to withdraw your payment even if you leave!"

"Just treat it as me contributing to the weak in this society. There's no need to find them."

"Withdrawing from the society now will result in the deduction of credits — —"

"I'll drop out tomorrow. Bye bye."

"Let's wait a bit longer …"

"If you're free, you should still go to the hospital. Take care."

"Give me one more chance!" I really do have special abilities! "One time!" The fat man held up a finger in front of me.

"I beg of you, please let me go." I'm going to kneel for him.

"Dick, I guess you're not satisfied this year," Darwin walked out from backstage and said lazily. "Let's go."

"I'm not leaving."

This fatty also had a stubborn temper.

"... Wang... Let Dick try again... "If it doesn't succeed this time, I'll go with you …" Sayaka looked at me pleadingly.

I sighed. "What other skill do you have? Quick, use it. "

"I know invisibility."

Fatty was sitting on the stage with his brows twisted into a triangle. It was unknown whether it was due to the heat or the concentration of his Will that caused him to sweat profusely.

Below the stage, Sayaka, I, and a few others were seated, as well as a few of them who had great mental endurance.

Time passed second by second, one minute, ten minutes...

Half an hour later, all the people were gone as well.

I should take a good look at myself, Tooyountoonaive.

The brain is a good thing. I wish everyone had one and the world would be better.

I pulled Sayaka up: "Women's youth is very limited, stop wasting your time."

Sayaka nodded and followed me out of the hall.

"Fellow students, don't give up on yourself. You still have a chance to be saved." The guy in the white robe with the Bible saw us coming out and immediately came up to us.

"Student, you should join our computer team. C language, B language and P language will be easier to use in the future than English — —" Another brother threw himself at us with a flyer. "Girls can enjoy the free upgrade of Windows 2000 and the maintenance of firewalls …"

"Should go to Sting."

At this moment, I didn't even bother to roll my eyes.

"... The two of you didn't really join that esper club, right? " The Christian brothers looked at us as if we were retarded. "If it weren't for the fact that Dad was a manager, the DickPound would have been opened a long time ago. Anyone with an IQ higher than room temperature would have seen that he was a retard."

"Every time I see DickPound, I think I'm at the zoo — I heard that last year he used his' super power 'to fight against gunmen. Yet, I got shot in the butt, and I lay in the hospital for half a month … " The guys from the computer team also came up to make fun of him.

"Their society isn't satisfied with even five people this year. They just came out to brush up on their existence …"

"Using superpowers to fight against gunmen?" I curiously asked, "Why?"

Last year, there was a junior who was beaten up by Laohei outside the school, who took too much powder and held a gun – no one dared to go over, the DickPound said that they have super powers, they can't shoot through bullets, they want to be a hero to save people – "the little brother on the computer snorted," The result became A'gan (A'gan was shot in the butt during the war in Vietnam), but their IQs were pretty close indeed. "

"You're not going to help your classmates when they see someone pointing a gun at their heads?"

"We will call the police and pray for him …" The Christian brethren made a cross in their chests.

I don't know why, but I suddenly had a sliver of good impression of the DickPound. He subconsciously turned around and looked at the auditorium.

DickPound was still sweating profusely as he sat on stage.

Well, if he wasn't so stupid, maybe we could still be friends.

As I was thinking this, Dick suddenly disappeared.

In an instant.

I blinked hard.

He was still sitting on the stage. There was no one below.

Did my eyes go blurry just now?

"Did you see that?" Sayaka looked at me with wide eyes.

"..." You saw it too? " Sayaka and I looked at each other.

"Thank God, you finally felt the call of God —"

Before Christian Bro finished speaking, I pulled Sayaka and ran back into the auditorium.

"..." Dick disappeared for almost half a second... " Sayaka whispered from behind me.