C141 Sing the God of Sobbing

"Stop trying to trick me with emails. I used a ring when I transformed!"

"I am the giant of light that descended on Earth 100,000 years ago. The only way to save Earth is to turn the bones into soup!"

"I'm Hawkin. Actually, I'm not dead. I discovered a shocking secret about the aliens far away in the M78 Nebula. They kidnapped me to keep it a secret. Right now