C34 Despicable Bearman Patriarch

Boom! Boom! Boom!

A torrential downpour of flames plummeted to the earth, igniting a vast inferno. The surrounding trees were stripped of their moisture by the intense heat, nearly a thousand degrees in fury.

"Hmm?"

The Bear-man Patriarch, who had resigned himself to death with eyes shut tight, opened them to find, to his surprise, that he was still very much alive