C22 God's honest truth.

"Is it weird being back where you grew up?" I ask Uncle Tobias before shovelling a bunch of fries into my mouth. There's no point in eating just one . . . It's either six plus or nothing. I chow down on them before washing it down with a noisy slurp of my strawberry milkshake. Beside me, Woody eyes me up, humour glinting away in his eyes.

"Remind yourself to breathe in between those bites Ruby