C35 Livia

“Shhh!” I glance around to make sure no one has heard Megan besides the old man who now looks grumpier than ever. Thankfully, I find no one.

Good thing too, because she is not to be silenced. “And from the looks of your Google history, I’m going to guess you’re five weeks. Which means you just found out. Which means you don’t really have a bladder infection. You’re just knocked up