Hubby, Close the Door/C468 God Didn't Give You the Brain
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C468 God Didn't Give You the Brain

Brother, hurry up and leave. The Snow won't be able to leave you for even a second. After saying this, the expression on Yung Yuebai's face became a little bad. "What did you say?"

"Uncle, Mommy is saying that you are the head of the Snow. You have to deal with all the national and domestic affairs in the world."

Ling Xichen's beautiful eyes rolled around. He raised his head and looked at his mother. "Mommy, do you think Aunt is pretty?"

Aunt... Oh, it should be referring to that little beauty called Su Tang. Yi Xiaomi nodded and then nodded, "You are not talking nonsense. If I was a man, I would have fallen."

To be honest, he had only met that Su Tang once. It was not right to say that they had met...

At that time, it was because Su Tang gave birth in the hospital and he expressed his feelings to take a look. Who would have thought that she would fall asleep. Alright, he did not even say a word...

So, Su Tang did not see him. She just went to "see" her. From that time onwards, the two of them basically did not see each other again.

However, thinking about the girl she saw in the hospital, tsk tsk tsk, that nose, that eyes and that mouth, she could not help but want to kiss her.

She heard that Su Tang was the only daughter of the Su family and was very favoured. She didn't know how her elder brother got her into the Snow, but the two of them were a little annoyed by each other!

"Uncle," Little Milk Bun suddenly said, "Look, even Mommy wants to push Aunt down. Are you sure you want to leave Aunt alone in the Snow?"

Yung Yuebai was stunned.

"Tell me, if Second Uncle suddenly remembered and took Aunt and little sister hostage, he would want you to hand over the position of the leader of the Snow."

"En, tell me, do you want a country or a beauty?"

"He doesn't have the guts." Although Yung Yuebai said so, the expression on his face was still gloomy, "I will go back now."

After saying that, the tall and handsome man turned around and left with big steps.

Seeing that her elder brother finally left, Yi Xiaomi's hand that was holding the porcelain bottle was covered in sweat. She let out a long sigh of relief. Mother, elder brother's aura was too strong. Every time, she felt as if she had lost half her life.

"Little Prince, good job." Yi Xiaomi patted Little Milk Bun's shoulder to show that she was very satisfied. "When Mommy has time, she will prepare a big meal for you."

She was about to smile when Ling Xichen heard the woman's words. The corner of his mouth twitched and he quickly waved his hand. "Mommy, there is no need. I am your son. It is my duty to help you."

If he had known that his uncle would get his mommy to prepare a big meal for him, he would have thought of ways to make his uncle stay.

Holding the porcelain bottle in her hand, Yi Xiaomi looked at the emergency room. Eh, why is the door open?

"Mommy, stop looking. The doctor just said that he earned Uncle's SVIP (Super VIP) ward."

"How did you know?"

"Mommy, you only cared about talking to Uncle. You didn't know that when the former father came out, he always wore an oxygen mask."

"And that face. It's so pale that it looks like a dead person."

"Slap! Yi Xiaomi fiercely slapped Little Milk Bun's butt. She gritted her teeth and said, "A child's house. What nonsense are you talking about? What dead person?"

Covering his butt, Ling Xichen felt wronged, "Little Prince Xichen is just telling the truth. Mommy, didn't you teach me to be honest when I was young?"

"That's not possible either. How can you describe it like that!"

"Then Mommy, please tell me how to describe it." Ling Xichen chuckled and crossed his arms in front of his chest. He looked at his mother with disdain.

"You should say that his face is pale and doesn't look like a living person."

"Alright, cut the crap. Quickly take me there and feed this medicine to the scumbag man." Shaking the porcelain bottle, Yi Xiaomi smiled. "It's good to have a brother."

He was also handsome. A wealthy, influential elder brother...

"Mommy, aren't you afraid that uncle will give you a bottle of poison?"

The smile on her face became stiff. Yi Xiaomi frowned and unscrewed the bottle. She tried her best to smell it. This smell, it smells pretty good.

"Big idiot, if Yung Yuebai wants you to eat the poison impatiently, he will make it into an alluring candy."

"Well, maybe add some more enticing spices. big idiot, can you smell it?"

Yi Xiaomi:... Indeed, as Ling Xichen said, she can't smell it.

Ling Xichen took the bottle from the woman's hand and poured out a pill. He looked at it carefully and said, "It is not poison."

"How do you know?" Yi Xiaomi clearly did not believe Ling Xichen's confidence.

"Mommy, I know Uncle's poison. This medicine is not."

"You can recognize it?!" Yi Xiaomi was in trouble! Her beautiful green eyes narrowed. "I don't remember. You even learned medicine from Ling Xichen!"

"Mommy, hurry up and leave. If you don't feed this medicine to uncle, what if he dies?"

Ling Xichen's pretty eyes slightly twitched. Of course, he knew everything his uncle taught him. It was not just this...

"Yes, yes, yes. Let's go." Yi Xiaomi carried Little Milk Bun up and her feet moved quickly.

"Big idiot, you are going in the opposite direction!"

Ling Xichen sighed. "Mommy, tell me, why can't God give you a brain? Why can't you find the way every time?"

The attribute of the Path of Mystery was still at the level of ashes...

"Slap. He slapped Ling Xichen's butt hard. Yi Xiaomi's voice was fierce. "I'm just a road fanatic, not an idiot!"

"Oh, road addiction, you walked the wrong way again, turning left..."

Inhale, inhale, you can't be angry. This was his biological daughter. Now, she still had to rely on this little bastard to find her way!

Wait! After finding the ward, I will kill the donkey, tear down the bridge after crossing the river, and take advantage of the fire to rob...

"Mommy, your expression is so scary. Are you trying to use a feather duster to hit me?"

Letting out a gentle smile, Yi Xiaomi lowered her head, "How can that be? How can your mommy be so violent?"

"Then Mommy, you must think that you want me to wear a skirt and take a photo to store. You will threaten me in the future, right?"

Yi Xiaomi smiled lightly and patted Little Milk Bun's head. "You are indeed worthy of being my son. You are so smart."

He decided to go to the ward and run after landing on the ground.

His mother was too scary. She did not hit people or scold people. Every time she stripped him naked, she would change him into a female outfit.

Damn it, he was going to be turned into a transvestite by Yi Xiaomi once he had sex with her!

"Mommy, we're here."

Yi Xiaomi bent down and grabbed Little Milk Bun's collar. "Damn it, how dare you say that I'm brainless? Stay here and watch how I deal with you later!"

"Big idiot, I just want to go to the toilet..."

"Get in here!" Yi Xiaomi grabbed Little Milk Bun's clothes with both hands and opened the door of the sick room.

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