Hubby, Close the Door/C495 More Pesticides than Pesticides
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C495 More Pesticides than Pesticides

It warmed my heart to call me daddy, and it calmed me down...

Yi Xiaomi widened her eyes. Karl almost used the accelerator as a brake, while Young Master Shang was as dumb as a goose.

"You... what did you call me just now..." Young Master Shang's voice was a little shaky. He even wondered if he was hallucinating.

"Dad, help me persuade big idiot to not take things too seriously." Little Prince's beautiful big eyes looked around. "Nowadays, vegetables are unhealthy. There are pesticides and fertilizers..."

"I am so young. If I eat too much of those things, I will become retarded in the future."

"Furthermore, this pesticide is a small matter. What if your grandson is a retard in the future, your great-grandson is a retard, and your great-great-grandson is a retard? What should we do then?"

F * ck... Yi Xiaomi did not know what kind of expression she was going to make. This little bastard was still so young. Where did his son and grandson come from? His children and grandchildren!

Also, with Ling Xichen's intelligence, not to mention a pot of vegetables, even if he cooked a pot of pesticides, he would not become a retard! He would only regress from a thousand-year-old old demon to a normal person.

Damn it, thinking about it, it was all bitter tears. People ate agriculture and became normal people. If she wanted to eat, she would probably be in a vegetative state.

On the other side, Yi Xiaomi was having various fantasies. On the other side, Shang Moze was stunned by Little Milk Bun calling him "father." He looked at the small person blankly.

He wanted Ling Xichen to change his mind, but he did not expect it to be so fast.

"Dad, do you think what I said is right?" Ling Xichen did not expect that his two words would be so powerful. He was a little confused.

"Yes." Young Master Shang finally came back to his senses. He turned his head and looked at the woman. "It's not healthy to have vegetables. Don't eat them."

"Really?" Yi Xiaomi was not ready to let brat go so easily. She smiled gently. "Young Master Shang told me that whatever I eat can grow taller. I will make a bucket for Little Prince."

What the heck... It was just a pot before, but now it had been upgraded to a bucket. Ling Xichen was in a bad mood.

Also, no matter what delicious food it was, it would be even better than pesticides in big idiot's hands!

"Mommy, I'm so sleepy. Don't call me, I'm going to sleep." Unable to avoid it, he could only pretend to sleep.

"Sure, go to sleep. I'll call you when we reach the destination. Ling Xichen, let me tell you, you actually dare to say that I'm short. You're definitely going to eat vegetables!"

"Mommy, why do you not have a big belly and still lower yourself to the level of a child? I'm just joking..."

"Add another bucket."

Karl stepped on the brakes as if a heavy burden had been lifted off his shoulders. "Boss, we're here." Mommy, I'm finally free. If I stay any longer, I really won't be able to help but feel jealous...

"Okay, you can leave now." After saying that, Shang Moze opened the car door, picked up Little Milk Bun, and walked out.

After crossing the river, they would tear down the bridge and kill the donkey. It was not so obvious, could they still play happily?

Yi Xiaomi also followed him out of the car. As she walked, she thought to herself, What are we going to do with these two barrels of vegetables later?

Is it steamed vegetables? Boiled vegetables? Stir-fried vegetables? Hmm... Can Vegetables be barbecued?

"Young Master, Young Madam... You... you're back..."

Mrs Zhang was extremely anxious as she rubbed her hands together and did not know what to do.

"What happened?" She lifted Little Milk Bun up and Young Master Shang's strong arm steadily supported him. His figure was tall and straight, like a pine tree that did not fall.

Mrs Zhang was in a dilemma. She turned her head and lowered her voice. "Young Master, the old man is here. He is in the living room."

Hearing this, Shang Moze's deep eyes narrowed. He slowly bent down and put the little person down. "Xichen, go and wait in the garden with your mother."

Ling Xichen nodded. He could feel that the atmosphere was not right.

Yi Xiaomi was still thinking about the vegetables, but her hand was grabbed by the little person.

"Ling Xichen, let me tell you, it's useless for you to act spoiled today. If a tiger doesn't show its strength, do you think I'm talking about a sick cat? I'll let you eat two barrels of vegetables and see if you still dare to speak nonsense in the future!"

"Mommy, let's go outside and take a look first. I think I saw a big fat insect..."

"Big fat bug? Where is it? You can raise it. In the future, when your brother Shiche is ten years old, you can give it to him."

I... Oh my... Brother Shiche, I didn't mean to cheat you. It wasn't my intention.

Ling Xichen's mouth twitched. "Alright, let's go. big idiot, let's go out and take a look."

No matter what, it was good that they could trap big idiot. Cough, cough. He really did not know what was in his mommy's brain.

Why did she like things like fat insects and toads so much? A year ago, on his uncle's birthday, his mommy especially went to catch a bunch of snot worms and gave them to Yung Yuebai...

Damn, at that time, Yung Yuebai's expression changed. A man who was able to calm the wind and rain to such an ugly state, his biological mother was really a talent!

Therefore, Yi Xiaomi followed the fat bug to the garden. She had no idea that a storm was coming in the living room.

Young Master Shang's long legs moved slowly. He strode toward the living room. His steps were uniform and steady. No expression could be seen on his handsome face.

However, as soon as Young Master Shang showed his face, something flew straight towards him.

Then, with a clear "Pa..." sound, something broke.

Looking at the irregular fragments on the ground, Shang Moze shook his head. "Grandfather, the good blue and white porcelain in Jingde Town is worth seven zeros. You are really willing to spend it."

"You bastard, what is wrong with Lilith? How could she let you down? You actually shot her!"

Shang Moze's eyes narrowed slightly. He was thinking about how to explain this matter to the old man, but he did not expect the old man to know so quickly.

Could it be that there were spies around him...

After thinking about it, Young Master Shang felt that it wasn't possible. Previously, he had gone through a few major changes of blood and cleansing. Now, the old man's men should have been removed from all the major powers.

However, how did the old man know now?

Just as he was thinking about it, another thing flew towards him.

Shang Moze glanced at it and extended his long arm. He grabbed the phone in the air and looked at the screen.

He had already said that Lilith's matter had been leaked out in such a short period of time. It turned out that it was this woman who took the picture.

It was he who was careless. He was busy removing the venomous insect on Ling Xichen's body and threw Lilith outside.

However, thinking about how there were so many bullet holes, Lilith could still use her strength to take a picture of him. Tsk, tsk, tsk, how painful was that...

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