C39 JOKES ON YOU.

Ethan gave a soft snort. “The answer is not what you want to hear. I don’t do relationships because I’ve never met anyone who made me want to build that fairy tale life after my supposed first love betrayed me. I doubt that woman even exists, so I have no intention of making some poor woman miserable when I inevitably cheat on her.”

“Careful, you almost sound like a nice person