C1 Pilot

Welp let me start by introducing myself, my name is Jeremiah Gates, I’m a medical worker and I prefer to keep what I do at the company secret so people don’t get all judgmental. Basically I’m supposed to tell you about my life because this is a book about my pathetic life and how my bloody awful life is. I’m so fuckin depressed with my work to begin with that I wish I could be a bird and fly anywhere I want. I wasn’t like this before until I had multiple heartbreaks and now I am a pathetic shell of a person.

You won’t believe what happened today got to work and this bloody ingrate tried to pull one over me, welp I know must of the idiots I work with are just losers who would rather go around kissing other people’s asses but since I don’t play along I’m the clown they pick on to vent their anger.

Let me tell you about a special girl, is she special or is it just me again, damn it I think I fell into my stupid spiderweb again. Going on from that I have been looking at this girl for a bloody while, she is what guys call the perfect ten but there is one problem, I haven’t said hi to her once and I don’t even know why I am choking up maybe it’s the post traumatic stress disease that’s PTSD some know it to be causing all this but my dick is saying otherwise. Every time she walks pass me she waves and says hi but this stupid voice of mine and spineless jaw won’t open to say morning. Great isn’t it she talks to me daily and I can’t say a word back, I know there are some people out there who can relate to this I wish we all get out of this terrible zone one day.

I know you all wanna know about the lady so don’t go all Gaga on me now just take it easy and wait for the juice because it’s about to get interesting. One day I was in my office working and she came in to pick up a file, the way she was dressed was off the chain, was trying to be gangster there you know off the chain so to look kinda cool, oh damn you guys don’t get it, the things was the file she was looking for was right in-front on me and I was working on it when she came In. She greeted me well and still this muderfuckin mouth still won’t open and my voice won’t burst out goddamn it, I wanted to tell her you look like a pornstar so sexy that I want to pour hot chocolate on your body and lick you off while i eat your pussy to the century but my dumbass was just sitting there. Omg I kept thinking of multiple things I could do to her sexually while just looking at her repeatedly. She told me she wanted to grab something and she kept looking around for it through each shelf so I pretended to be serious with what I was doing and kept my mouth shut, like the idiot could ever open in the first place.

She continued looking around and bent over to check the middle row and that was the most pleasant day of my useless pathetic dry dead wasteful life. Oh heavens have mercy, what a joy, what a great day to be alive, I mistakenly turned around to check what was going on with all the fidgeting and damn God blesses me with a front row ticket view of that sexy ass, it was the first time I would see it up close and personal my dick erected immediately. I couldn’t take my eyes of her, her movements made it even more difficult to look away so I picked my phone to take a memoir of that moment and save the picture in a private app in my phone. Oh come on don’t blame me, I know I am a bloody pathetic spineless goat, you don’t need to say more but you are free to because I still have the pictures and you don’t, I know you wish to be me right. Welp in the moment of something great something really unpleasant and awful can also happen and things go wrong real fast. I was mesmerized by her sexy figure I couldn’t look away till I was caught in the act. Welp what went wrong was that she didn’t get to find what she was looking for and she rose to ask me about it since it was my office and damn it she saw my erected dick which me myself knew not was so obvious. She smiled at me and said wow I wasn’t expecting it to be that big but you surprise me, at first i was lost, did I mention I can be a little retarded sometimes, I couldn’t respond still and she said to me again, can you help me with this file walking close to me and showing me that name and file number I couldn’t resist looking at her perky breast oh heavens I am doomed today. My dick kept fidgeting in my bloody fucking trousers and my heart kept beating faster, I felt like I was gonna have a heart attack until she touched my face and same Jeremiah are you ok and guess what for the first time in my life I fuckin spoke to her.

Many of you would be like fuck yeah he finally grew the fuckin balls but believe me I won’t be happy for me right now because you remember what I said earlier about things going wrong really fast so hold your horses for here comes the sauces. Guess what my stupid muderfuckin self said, just guess please folks, damn it when you have a very active imagination it can fuck you up sometimes. I was seeing in front of me a lady i have been dying to speak to for a long time in my office alone, just me and her, doors locked, no camera to video what happened and all I was seeing was her touching my face in her bra and panties telling baby what will you do to me daddy and I said out subconsciously I want to fuck you, of all words on earth I wanna fuck you came to my mind, my God I’m so doomed, my life is completely finished, well if she decides so sue my ass, with all words and behavior, sexual assault will probably get me fired because I will be so dumb in court that I won’t dare speak. Shit gotta go my fuckin useless boss is coming and that old hag is a bloody nuisance.