C2 New friend

Today is a Tuesday and I was just thinking of completing the story we stated earlier. Where was I, I think I remember now my horrible disaster with the awkward moment I think you can blame Akon and Snoop dogg for this, they sang a song I wanna fuck you one of the classic we sing to back in the days not all this crap young people listen to nowadays shouting and barking on the mic. What happen was that I was lost in the moment and well you know how it went and the whole shenanigans but i do have something to say, she was just too goddamn beautiful. To move pass all that transpired I was goddamn lucky, she laughed at me and asked me again that the paper in her hand, the name, she needs the file and I looked at my table and came back to my senses and gave her the file. She told me thank you and left while I had to rearrange my dick before someone else steps in and it becomes an embarrassment.

I know you guys are expecting some aftermaths after all these transpired and yes some shit did came up firstly my stupid ignorant boss came in barking mad like a bloody deranged fat cow, I know we all have that bloody hypocrite who we try to avoid day in day out but some fuckin bloody way he end up getting the end of the rod. I hate this day I said to myself, just get the fuck out of my office I was saying inside my heart but I just couldn’t speak because basically just like her ex said you ain’t gat the balls to stand up to me or nobody and that was it. She blamed me for one of my coworkers mistakes and the fool was standing besides her just giggling and smiling like a one eyed heifer. I’m really sorry for my abuse of language but my therapist said I got a bunch of disorders and need anger management class but guess what I tried that shit out the fight time and got bullied by one of the twats involved in the class so I lost control and smash the glass table with my chair and never went back since then, I really need a fuckin fix.

So to talk about my shitty day after that, I had to do the clean up job for one of my colleagues mistake and I did extra shift that day and guess what when you fuckin thought the day couldn’t get any worse, any fuckin bloody worse, the stupid fools locked me inside the office. Omg like my world like I’m thinking to myself right now i haven’t had lunch, I need to pee, and worse of all even if I had to sleep here there is no place to except the cold floor waiting for my dumbass.

I have been banging the door for about two hours now I think and no response, I also have been holding my pee for the same amount of time. I tried everything people do when they need to pee I even sang songs children do but this shit is getting worse and there is nowhere here to pee so to not piss my pants I subconsciously pull down the water dispenser and let it rip. It was so fuckin awesome I felt so relieved and great it was like winning a lottery and sat for a while to figure out a way out of the mess I am in. Got a crazy idea and wrote help onto a paper I’m stuck inside hoping if anyone who maybe still be around sees it they can get help and I slid it out underneath the door. It was dark and cold probably around eight minutes to nine when someone moved pass and show it, he gave the door a gentle knock a few time but guess what people I had already slept off drooling all over myself. He gave it another gentle knock again and he got no reply and he began to make his way by until the sound of rustling keys woke me and I knew immediately it was the janitor. I got my ass up and bang the door has loud has I could praying that he hears and to God be the glory oh praise sweet Jesus I was saved has he came back for me and opened the door. I ran out immediately he did and begin to thank my stars I wasn’t stuck there all night what a terrible day that would have been because guess what again, I a little bitch at night and get all spooky because I’m scared of the dark.

He took me to his office and gave me a hot cup of tea while we sat and talked for few minutes before he reminded me that it’s too late for me to catch a bus out of here or either get a taxi, since I have no car of my own then I can spend the night with him here in the office while he puts on the tv and left to continue his work.

Few hours later he came back to rest for the night while I was woken up by the sound of his keys yet again. He spoke to me I am so sorry for waking you didn’t mean to so I replied him it’s alright I guess so myself. He told me since I will be back for work in the morning I should take the few hours left to sleep he will wake me as early as possible to catch a ride on the bus back home and make it back to work without people noticing. He asked me how I got stuck in there in the first place and I looked at myself saying I have no idea myself, I was so lost with the work in front of me that I forgot to check the time. He began to talk and I explained to him how my day went and pretty much everyday that’s how it is and he also told me how people look down on him and how he finds it difficult to make friends anywhere because of the job he does but something was different between both of us, he was a man who wasn’t afraid to face his battle head on and I was the little bitch who always hides behind and excuse. He asked me about my family and i told him of my brother and sister while our parents passed away just few years back in a neighborhood inferno. Horrific incident he said but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make good use of your life has he began to give me major advice that save my bloody bitch ass in future. It was a great night for me, I began to think maybe God has destined this for me to happen and indeed I am glad it did because I just made a best friend for the first fuckin time in my useless life.