C4 Crazy Scenario

They Welp everyone I got to work late, still kicking myself in the ass for not getting my goddess number but I pray one day we meet again. I entered into my office and guess what folks I got a call from the secretary telling me that we are to hold an emergency meeting to discuss the turn outs of events for the upcoming months, as we are to lead some NGO’s into Kenya on a medical research. Oh shit I wished I hadn’t picked that call, my life would have been saved goddamn it, little did I know I was gonna be the scape goat of that mission. My dumb self went into the room, had my bloody sit and took for myself a cup of coffee. I should have smelled the set up has my fellow colleagues kept on with the appraisals and how much I love African movies, my love for the African culture and how much I took so much interest in their food that I even visit an African restaurant from time to time. I was bloody ignorant, for the first time in my life I fell a victim of circumstance. The boss got into the room has he laid out the plan telling me what is expected of us all i began to wonder, the fuck are you looking at me for, this muderfucker must have lost his mind but you know I couldn’t say that out loud it will be mighty disrespectful to say that to your boss. The idiot valentine was the assistant to the boss Cecilia, more like a dickless cunt I like to say but shit was about to go sideways with the boss lady herself coming in as everyone in the room turned heads to listen to what she had to say. She rarely makes appearances so that’s a big plus for me and boy made my life a lot easier but today she made a decision that at that point I will say it was a nightmare for me but later became a joy. I was chosen with two idiot lot to go down to Africa kenya to lead the research program and coming along with me were two of my most hated vile individuals I have ever met in my life doggten and Ruka. I fuckin couldn’t believe it, I just sat there like a bitch who is screwed, thinking to myself oh shit I’m fucked.

The meeting was over and I thought to myself in several occasions will I be the bloody scapegoat, like why always me, why am I the one going straight into my office I walked by everyone like no one existed to me at that point, shit what a fucking day I am having, now I won’t be able to see one of the most beautiful women in my life again and worst of all I won’t be able to stalk that girl in the bus again. I already had it planned out, take that fucking bus everyday to see if luck will bring us together and I just kind of play a trick on the bus driver and lie to him that she dropped her wallet at my place but thinking about it now won’t that be stupid, ladies don’t use wallets maybe a purse, but her address and stuff should be in there shouldn’t it oh shit that’s a fuckin mess I don’t think the idea will work. I was just sitting in my office calmly trying to figure out what and when the bloody hell will my flight be leaving with the shit documents dropped in front of me, I heard a bloody knock on my door. Guys please just guess who it was, please just fuckin guess, i know you all are thinking the fuckin same thing smiling right now that my life is fucked, yes it is because I just got butt raped without no lubrication. It was my useless boss Cecilia with the bloody he goat valentine and the two hypocritical fucks tagging along with them doggten and ruka.

They began to pick on me saying all sort of shits as usual but then here is my highlight of the day, wow I was so elated that a mini me version was dancing around the room in spirit. They all became tasty, you all remember I peed in the water dispenser when I had no other option and it was like you know well you all understand what I’m trying to say. They went one after the other drinking and gulping it down with joy I said to them here let me get that for you. I know you all hate me right now but hell yeah I’m excited, so happy I got them back, bitches drink my urine and enjoy fuckers.

I just want to say for anyone not age appropriate reading this that such behaviors are not tolerated anywhere but there are exceptions if the person is a big time bloody twat. They drank and asked me why my water tasted so different and people that was when I felt like shitting myself, like I was about to pee of myself at that point, I didn’t know what to say until that wanker doggten said it was the best water in the whole building that he will send people to get water from my office till we leave for Africa. A sudden feel of relief came to me as my heart was about to explode, the bunch of blockheads left my office. I locked the door behind me and peed again into the dispenser then danced around my office in victory and joy not until I heard another knock on the door.

I feel like a terrible person, I feel like everyone reading will think I am but I know 95% of you all will do even worse than I’ve done so I’m just going to fuck off with my degenerate perverted life and go to the bloody door to answer whoever the fuck was it, like can I just get a breather today at work, like for real my day is already hectic enough. I got to the door and opened it to give a really bad vibe and attitude to whoever it was and there she was yet again, the most beautiful being I have ever seen in my life, my frown turned upside down but my stupid fuckin mouth still won’t open, like what the fuck Jeremiah, you spineless goat, say something to her.